Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Mom! The ginseng are dancing to 'Compendium of Materia Medica'!" Sibao rushed into the herb garden, holding a fluorescent shovel. Three rainbow popping candies were stuck to their roots. "They said they want to form a team and participate in 'This! Is the King of Medicine'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of pill formulas to find Sanbao applying barcodes to Ganoderma lucidum with abacus beads. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down in the spiritual soil, and the milk solidified into a barrage of comments: "Soil pH imbalance detected, recommending feeding AD calcium milk~"
Suddenly, the ground shook, and twenty-eight mechanical gardeners emerged from the earth, their hoes flashing red: [Cleaner No. 27: Spiritual Plant Specialization] Friendly reminder: Your planting license has expired for 27 years—
Section 1 · Yaoyuan Kindergarten
The painting style of Baicao Garden suddenly changes in the morning light:
- Polygonum multiflorum vines spontaneously woven into a children's swing
- Ganoderma lucidum umbrella plays the "Dig Dig" instructional video
- Dandelion seeds with QR codes flying all over the sky
- The Zhuguo Tree has an LED sign that says "Scan the QR code to receive fairy fruit"
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 1,338!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was pouring cola into the spiritual spring. "Use carbonated drinks to activate the rebellious period of the spiritual plants."
A photosynthesis model suddenly popped up on Sanbao's abacus beads: "Chlorophyll activity exceeds the standard by 250%!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the spiritual soil, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding fluorescent spores - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum culture chamber, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao plant affinity detection].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing mint leaves: "Young master, northeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical lawn mowers crushed the fence, and the blades were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th genetic correction].
Section 2: Poisonous Milk Cultivation
"This ginseng needs rootless water..." The Medicine King Valley elder had just begun to speak when Erbao suddenly sprayed a rainbow milkshake: "Feudal superstition detected, automatically switching to scientific farming mode~"
The quadruplets' magical planting method shocked everyone:
- Sambo uses chaos theory to calculate hybridization probability
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a holographic grow light
- Erbao mixes popping candy into the spiritual soil to trigger quantum growth
- Dabao drew a "Come here" emoticon for Yaochu
"Latest results!" Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a 3D projection. "After using the poisonous milk irrigation method—" the abacus beads suddenly transformed into a dog-head emoji. "The hemostatic grass will automatically jump into the wound to apply a Band-Aid!"
Suddenly, the red fruit tree shook violently, and the mechanical gardener's scanner sounded an alarm: "Illegal genetic modification detected!" Sibao climbed to the top of the tree, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the gene lock - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was being injected with fluorescent drugs through twenty-seven catheters, and the cultivation log was marked "2023.02.27 Parent-Child Farming Day".
Section 3: Family Weeding War
When the mechanical lawn mower started its killing program, Sibao suddenly threw out the rubber duck: "Start the childhood version of Plants vs. Zombies!"
Sanbao's beads exploded into a defense matrix:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes the herbicide do the "Chicken Cha Cha"
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection shows images of me and my father planting sunflowers as a child
- Dabao used a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the diaper B-BOX
- The Piranha Plant suddenly opened its mouth and sang "Where Are We Going, Dad?"
The mechanical gardeners all crashed, their hoes transformed into glow sticks to cheer them on. The Medicine King Valley elder's jade slip suddenly cracked, releasing a bag of interstellar seeds. The surveillance footage showed the male protagonist teaching the baby the four origami Peashooters, while a rubber duck with tooth marks floated in the freezer.
"The 27th genetic experiment failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the spiritual earth suddenly surged into a playground. Sibao dug out a quantum watering can from the earth. A map of lunar craters was engraved on the bottom. "Daddy said every blade of grass is shaped like love for you."
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