Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Mom! The spirit stones are playing hide-and-seek!" Sibao rushed into the secret realm entrance, holding a fluorescent counter. Emoticons flashed on the screen: "(???) Current treasure hunt progress 0.27%~"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the formation diagram and saw Sanbao using abacus beads to apply barcodes to the teleportation array. Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was stuck upside down on the spiritual vein, and the milk condensed into a barrage of comments: "There is a hidden copy three meters ahead. You need to feed it Rainbow Candy to unlock it~"
Suddenly, the ground cracked, and twenty-eight mechanical guides emerged from the ground. A loudspeaker played: [Cleaner No. 27: Secret Realm Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your exploration license has been in arrears for 27 years.
Section 1: Secret Happy Valley
The ancient secret realm in the morning light is like a theme park:
- Lingcao dances in a girl group while holding a fluorescent sign that says "Please take a photo"
- The monster cub is cute with a "Scan to Feed" QR code on its head
- Tiancai Dibao performs the moonwalk in the glass display case
- A banner with the message "30% off for families" will be displayed on the trial level
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1,339!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was pouring popping candies into the center of the formation, "Use carbohydrates to corrode the ancient restriction."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into a data stream: "Spiritual energy concentration = Daddy's heart rate × 27!" Sibao's dragon horn pierced into the spiritual vein, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding fluorescent dust - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory, drawing a maze on the surface of the moon with a laser pen.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a spirit stone: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical ticket machines fell from the sky, and the coin slots were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th resource recycling].
Section 2: Scientifically Exploiting the Wool
"This Nine-Turn Resurrection Grass needs..." Just as the Medicine King Valley elder pulled out the jade box, Erbao suddenly gushed out a rainbow milkshake: "Marketing rhetoric detected, anti-fraud mode automatically activated!"
The quadruplets' secret economics shocked the immortal world:
- Sanbao uses topology to calculate space folding points
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into an automatic taximeter
- Erbao mixes sparkling water into Lingquan and sells it as "Happy Water"
- Dabao draws a "Cashback for Good Reviews" emoticon for the guardian beast
"Latest strategy!" Sanbao's abacus beads condensed into a holographic map. "Using the principles of quantum entanglement—" The beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "We can play hopscotch on the monster's head!"
Suddenly, the secret realm trembled, and lasers popped out of the mechanical guide's eyeballs: "The 27th exploration experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the top of the mechanical guide's head, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was tied to the operating table by twenty-seven lasers, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Parent-Child Treasure Hunt Day".
Section 3: The Art of Breaking Family Ties
When the ticket machine started its recycling process, Sibao suddenly pulled out a rubber duck and said, "Starting the childhood memories!"
Sanbao's abacus exploded into a family code:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes the recycling beam dance the "Chicken Cha Cha Dance"
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection: Images of children playing treasure hunt games
- Dabao used a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the diaper B-BOX
- The spirit stones suddenly rebelled and formed a piggy bank
The mechanical tour guides all crashed, and the speakers played "Where Are We Going, Dad?" The Medicine King Valley elder's jade box suddenly exploded, releasing a spaceship capsule toy. The surveillance footage showed the male protagonist teaching the four babies how to play the "Zhuazhou" game, while the freezer was filled with red envelopes of spirit stones labeled "For the Baby."
"The 27th resource experiment failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the secret realm suddenly shrank into a claw machine. Sibao fished out a quantum game coin from the coin dispenser. The latitude and longitude of the lunar base were engraved on the back. "Daddy said that all treasures are in the shape of love for you~"
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