Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Mom! The alchemy furnace is posting on WeChat Moments!" Sibao rushed into the tent, holding a glowing green elixir bottle with three rainbow popping candies stuck to it. "It said if you get over 100,000 likes, I'll give Daddy a GPS tracker~"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of pill formulas to find Sanbao drawing a barcode on the invisibility talisman with abacus beads. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the alchemy furnace, and the milk solidified into a barrage: "Energy fluctuations detected due to stealing, it is recommended to activate infant anti-choking mode~"
Suddenly, a mechanical sound came from the direction of the alchemy room. Twenty-eight mechanical alchemists burst in to the rhythm of the "Compendium of Materia Medica" rap, and the pestle flashed red: "[Cleaner No. 27·Elixir Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your digestive system adaptability has expired for 27 years——"
Section 1: Cute Baby's Pill Stealing Plan
Midnight's alchemy room is like a science fiction set:
- Bigu Dan dances "Calorie Song" in a porcelain bottle
- A "Scan to Verify Authenticity" QR code appears on the surface of the Marrow Cleansing Pill
- Foundation Building Pills wearing a "buy five get one free" promotional headband
- Alchemy furnace spontaneously broadcasts: "Hey guys! If you get enough rockets, the furnace will explode!"
"Art of War, Stratagem 1,400!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatic alchemy furnace, "Use the logic of a naughty child to crack the encryption of the elixir formula."
Sanbao's abacus suddenly popped out a molecular formula: "Nine-turn Golden Pill = Popping Candy × Poisonous Milk ÷ Shame!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the pill furnace, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding fluorescent pill mist - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory, dripping "Sibao Special" rainbow syrup into a test tube.
The bronze sword spirit floated over while chewing a fasting pill: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical drug testers broke out of the ground, with "Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th toxicity test" engraved on their tongues.
Section 2: Old Friends Turn Out to Be Emojis
"Fellow Daoist, please stay!" Just as the black figure reached for the alchemy cabinet, Sibao's dragon horns suddenly illuminated the other person—unbelievably, it was Senior Brother Xuanqing, who had "fallen" three years ago. He was now tangled in data cables, and an LED scrolling above his head read, "Dear, remember to give us a five-star rating~"
"Detecting host pupil tremors, initiating venomous consolation~" the system suddenly interrupted, "This person is at best Bionic Man No. 27, with only three square dance moves stored in memory!"
Sanbao's abacus brute force cracking control program:
- Meridian route = Tik Tok popular song staff
- Memory chips hidden in dentures
- The attack mode is from the "Gangnam Style" MV
- The pupil and iris are dynamic payment codes
"Uncle, your long johns are showing!" Sibao suddenly ripped open the hem of his Taoist robe, revealing the inscription on his mechanical leg: [Experimental Subject 027 - Specialized for Pill Stealing]. Erbao poured poisonous milk onto the control center, and the android suddenly danced to "Drunken Butterfly." A handwritten note from the male protagonist popped out of the pill cabinet: "The children's snacks are on the third shelf of the lunar refrigerator."
Section 3: Elixir of Family Killing
When the mechanical drug tester launched a poison mist attack, Sibao suddenly took out a rubber duck and said, "Launch the childhood taste attack!"
Sanbao's abacus is fried into delicious code:
- Erbao's poisonous milk caused poisonous fog to condense
- The Four Treasures Dragon Horn projects the image of a child stealing his father's elixir.
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX pacifier
- Uncle Xuanqing suddenly rolled down the quantum maltose from the mechanical eye
The alchemy furnace suddenly exploded into fireworks, and a holographic diary popped out of the mechanical alchemist's helmet - the male protagonist was feeding "vitamin pills" to the baby Sibao in the interstellar laboratory, and the freezer monitoring showed that each pill was engraved with "2023.02.27".
"The 27th feeding experiment failed..." The android suddenly melted into a pool of rainbow syrup. Sibao fished out an interstellar lollipop from the syrup, and a 3D map of the lunar base appeared on the wrapper. "Daddy said the sweetest candy is a baby's smile~"
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