Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Mom! The crocodiles are dancing to 'Little Apple'!" Sibao rushed into the swamp riding on the back of the bronze sword spirit, holding a fluorescent milk bottle in his hand. "They said they want to form a team to participate in 'Hip-Hop in the Swamp'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the antidote formula to find Sanbao using abacus beads to barcode poison ivy. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down in the mud, and the milk solidified into a barrage: "Spirit pet energy detected, recommending the use of rainbow lollipops to trap it~"
Suddenly, the mud surged, and twenty-eight mechanical scavengers surfaced, their suction cups flashing red: [Cleaner No. 27·Ecological Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your pet adoption qualification has been frozen for 27 years——
Section 1: Adventures in the Swamp Disco
The poisonous miasma swamp in the morning light is like a nightclub:
- Piranha Plant uses its leaves to hit B-BOX accompaniment
- Fluorescent mushrooms form a "reward-seeking" light show
- Crocodile carapace emerges Douyin dance tutorial QR code
- Poison vines spontaneously formed a banner to support the theme "Si Bao is the sweetest"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1,411!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was pouring popping candies into the mud pit, and said, "Use the carbuncle bomb to corrode the monster's mind."
Sanbao's abacus suddenly exploded into a data stream: "Spirit pet affinity = Daddy's heart rate × 27!" Sibao's dragon horn plunged into the mire, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding colorful marsh gas - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory and was installing the "Sibao voice pack" on the mechanical crocodile.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on water plants: "Young master, to the northeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical crocodiles broke out of the water, with "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th ecological purification" engraved on their tails.
Section 2: Scientific Pet Taming Methods
"This beast needs to be bound with a fairy rope..." The Beast Tamer Elder had just taken out his magic weapon when Erbao suddenly sprayed strawberry milkshake: "Detecting a tendency towards pet abuse, automatically switching to scientific cat-stroking mode!"
The quadruplets' pet training operation shocked everyone:
- Sambo uses chaos theory to calculate crocodile points
- Sibao transforms the dragon horn into a holographic cat toy
- Erbao mixed rainbow catnip into the poisonous miasma
- Dabao drew a "Come here" emoticon for the mechanical scavenger
"Latest research results!" Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a 3D projection. "Using the principles of quantum entanglement—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "We can make crocodiles hold the rope in their mouths and walk themselves!"
Suddenly, the mechanical crocodile's eyes glowed red, and a laser popped out of the scavenger's suction cup: "The 27th domestication experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the crocodile's back, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was being forced by twenty-seven mechanical tentacles to record "Dad's Bedtime Story Collection".
Section 3: The Spiritual Pet is My Father
When the mechanical scavenger activated its devouring mode, Sibao suddenly pulled out his rubber duck and said, "Activate the ultimate secret—Daddy's Lift!"
Sanbao's abacus exploded into a family code:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes Swallowing Whirlpool dance the "Chicken Cha Cha Dance"
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection: An image of a child riding on his father's neck
- Dabao used a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the diaper B-BOX
- The mechanical crocodiles suddenly turned over their bellies to be cute
The swamp suddenly boiled, and an interstellar collar popped out of the scavenger's helmet - the surveillance footage showed that the male protagonist was teaching the baby Sibao to comb the fur of the mechanical pet in the laboratory, and the freezer was full of pet biscuits engraved with "2023.02.27".
"The 27th ecological experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the crocodile's tail suddenly softened. Sibao fished the quantum dog tag out of the mud, revealing a lunar base navigation map on the back. "Daddy said every pet is shaped like love for you."
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