Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Mom! The stone lion is begging for gifts in the livestream!" Sibao rushed into the Treasure Pavilion riding on the back of the Bronze Sword Spirit, three rainbow popping candies clinging to his paws. "It said if I get a rocket, it'll spit out Daddy's private money!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the forbidden array to find Sanbao using abacus beads to draw emojis on the anti-theft talisman. Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was stuck upside down on the lock, and the milk solidified into a bullet message: "Charging coquettish energy, current progress 27%~"
Suddenly, a mechanical sound came from the ceiling, and twenty-eight mechanical Pixiu stepped into the room to the beat of "Good Luck Comes", their copper coin eyes flashing red: "[Cleaner No. 27·Wealth Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your wealth has been frozen for 27 years——"
Section 1: Treasure Pavilion Live Show
The magical treasure house in the morning light begins:
- The Ancient Spirit Sword spontaneously danced to the female group dance of "Sword Dance"
- Defense array projection "Old Iron Double Click 666" bullet screen wall
- Spiritual stones are piled into a pyramid and a "Scan the code to reward" sign is hung
- The shadow of the weapon spirit is holding a sign that says "Follow to unlock the hidden story"
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 1,422!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the ticket machine. "Use the reward economy to corrode the ancient prohibitions."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into a data stream: "The intensity of your coquettishness = Daddy's heartbeat frequency × cuteness index 2!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the treasure bowl, and an interstellar scene emerged in the rain of exploding copper coins - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum safe and was entering Sibao's birthday password into the encrypted account.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a gold ingot: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical ATM machines broke out of the ground, with the cash dispenser engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is executing the 27th fund freeze."
Section 2: Science of Acting Coquettishly
"This treasure requires blood and essence..." Just as the elder guarding the pavilion pulled out the jade slip, Erbao suddenly squirted out a rainbow milkshake: "Self-harm tendencies detected. Automatically subscribed to the 'Where Are We Going, Dad?' parenting channel!"
The quadruplets' coquettishness shocked the immortal world:
- Sanbao uses fluid mechanics to calculate the teardrop parabola
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a holographic wink emitter
- Erbao mixes popping candies into the defense array to trigger quantum resonance
- Dabao drew the emoji "I want a hug" on the mechanical puppet
"The latest scientific research results!" Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into 3D models. "Using the principle of sound wave resonance—" The beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "We can make the spirit stones automatically jump into the baby's pocket!"
Suddenly, the treasure bowl sounded the alarm, and the mechanical Pixiu's eyes ejected lasers: "The 27th wealth experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the Pixiu's head, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was tied to the operating table by twenty-seven lasers, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Fund Launch Day".
Section 3: Secret Treasure Family Certification
When the ATM started its shredding process, Sibao suddenly pulled out a rubber duck and said, "Activate the ultimate killer move - Daddy's goodnight kiss!"
Sanbao's abacus exploded into a financial crisis:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes the money-shredder dance the "Chicken Cha Cha"
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection of a Child Receiving Lucky Money
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX pacifier
- The spirit stones suddenly rebelled and turned into piggy banks
The Pixiu suddenly turned over its belly to act cute, and spit out a quantum piggy bank from its mouth - the surveillance footage showed that the male protagonist was teaching the baby Sibao to count money in an interstellar laboratory, and the freezer was filled with gold ingots engraved with "Buy candy for the baby".
"The 27th wealth experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the Treasure Pavilion suddenly shrank into a capsule machine. Sibao fished out an Interstellar game coin from the delivery port. The lunar base navigation code was engraved on the back. "Daddy said the most precious treasure is my dimples."
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