Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Mom! The air is dancing in the square!" Sibao rushed into the martial arts arena riding on the back of the bronze sword spirit, holding a fluorescent bottle in his hand. "They said they want to dance to Daddy's snoring~"
Gu Jinghong looked up from his Tai Chi manual to find Sanbao using abacus beads to create emojis on the barometer. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down in the center of the formation, and the milk solidified into a barrage: "A spike in blood pressure has been detected. It is recommended to activate an infant anti-crying barrier~"
Suddenly, the air froze, and twenty-eight mechanical Arhats burst through the air, the sound of wooden fish tapping mixed with electronic music: [Cleaner No. 27: Specialized in Intimidation] Friendly reminder: Your psychological endurance has been in arrears for 27 years -
Section 1: Pressure on Kindergarten
The magical transformation of the martial arts arena in the morning light:
- Air particles dance like "Drunken Butterflies" to dodge pressure
- Gravity fields twisted into children's trampolines
- The elder's beard spontaneously formed a barrage of "Please be gentle"
- The aftermath of the sword energy draws the emoji "Come here" on the ground
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1,443!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was throwing rainbow candies into the gravity field, and "used the logic of a naughty child to deconstruct the pressure of heaven and earth."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into a fluid model: "Air pressure value = Daddy's missing index × 27!" Sibao's dragon horn rammed into the core of the formation, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding colorful air wave - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory and was using a laser to simulate the frequency of Sibao's crying.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing compressed biscuits: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical wooden fish fell from the sky, and the sound waves were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th mental suppression].
Section 2: Scientific Tai Chi
"This move requires sinking your Qi into your Dantian..." Just as the Tai Chi master was about to strike his stance, Erbao suddenly erupted in a burst of strawberry milkshake: "Osteoporosis risk detected. Calcium supplements for the elderly have been automatically ordered!"
The quadruplets' magical Tai Chi is jaw-dropping:
- Sambo uses aerodynamics to calculate the unloading angle
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into an anti-gravity jet
- Erbao mixed rainbow popsicles into the coercive field to trigger quantum collapse
- Dabao drew the "lululu" emoticon for the Arhat statue
"Latest research results!" Sanbao's beads solidified into a four-dimensional model. "Using chaos theory—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "We can surf on the waves of pressure!"
Suddenly, lasers popped out of the mechanical Arhat's eyeballs, and the sound of the wooden fish turned into infrasound: "The 27th suppression experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the Arhat's shoulders, and the dragon horn data stream broke the ban - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was tied to the operating table by twenty-seven sonic chains, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Stress Resistance Training Day".
Section 3: Family Gravitational Field
When the mechanical wooden fish started its brainwave attack, Sibao suddenly pulled out his rubber duck: "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's Lift High!"
Sanbao's abacus exploded into a physics formula:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes Infrasound dance "Chicken Cha Cha"
- The holographic image of the child being thrown and caught by the four dragon horns
- Dabao used a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the diaper B-BOX
- The pressure field suddenly twisted into a parent-child trampoline
The mechanical Arhats all crashed, and the wooden fish transformed into glow sticks to cheer. The Tai Chi Master's robe suddenly ripped, revealing an interstellar surveillance video—the protagonist was teaching the four babies Tai Chi in the lab, while a thousand origami cranes floated in the freezer, each one with "Baby, Come on!" written on its wings.
"The 27th compression test failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the gravity field suddenly reversed. Sibao scooped up the quantum gyroscope from mid-air, and a hologram of the lunar base appeared on its surface. "Daddy said every somersault is in the shape of my love for you."
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