Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Mom! The elixirs are competing in the livestream!" Sibao rushed into the medicine room, holding an alchemy furnace emitting colorful smoke. Three glowing rainbow popping candies were stuck to the lid. "The Nine-Turn Golden Pill wants to compete with the Six-Flavor Rehmannia Pill in the Compendium of Materia Medica!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of pill formulas and found Sanbao drawing emojis with beads on the medicine cauldron. Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was stuck upside down on the spiritual fire, and the milk solidified into a barrage: "Dao Heart Fluctuation Detected, Recommended to activate Infant and Child Anti-Scalding Mode~"
Suddenly, the medicine cauldron exploded, and twenty-eight mechanical medicine boys rushed in to the beat of "Calories." The medicine pestle flashed red: "[Cleaner No. 27: Alchemy Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your alchemy license has expired for 27 years—"
Section 1: Yao Ding Disco Record
The magical transformation of the alchemy room in the morning light:
- Herbs dance in the furnace, swinging sleeves
- Samadhi True Fire automatically switches to RGB marquee mode
- The shadow of the weapon spirit is holding a sign that says "Follow the Leading Dan Pattern"
- Temperature control array projection "old iron double click 666" bullet screen wall
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 1,444!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatic temperature controller. "Using infant food to disrupt the principles of alchemy."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into a molecular formula: "Probability of condensing pills = Daddy's heartbeat fluctuations × 27!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the furnace, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding colorful pill mist - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory and was dripping "Sibao's special" rainbow syrup into the petri dish.
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing a fasting pill: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical medicine grinders broke out of the ground, and the grinding wheels were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th medicinal property correction].
Section 2: Scientific Alchemy
"This pill requires alternating between civil and military fire..." Just as Elder Danfeng was about to use the Fire Control Technique, Erbao suddenly erupted in strawberry milkshake: "A culinary black hole has been detected. The 'Baby Food Complementary Collection' has been automatically ordered!"
The quadruplets' magical alchemy was jaw-dropping:
- Sanbao uses thermodynamics to calculate the explosion equivalent of popping candy
- Sibao transforms dragon horns into molecular cooking sticks
- Erbao mixed the elixir with sparkling water to induce quantum boiling
- Dabao drew a "Come here" emoticon for Yao Tong
"The latest scientific research results!" Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a three-dimensional model. "After using nano-coating technology—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "The pill will jump into the baby's mouth!"
Suddenly, the alchemy furnace alarm sounded, and the mechanical medicine boy's eyeballs ejected lasers: "The 27th alchemy experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the medicine mill, and the Dragon Horn data stream cracking program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was being injected with fluorescent drugs through twenty-seven catheters, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Nutrient Preparation Day".
Section 3: Family Affection Condensation Pill Technique
As the mechanical medicine grinder started the crushing process, Sibao suddenly took out the rubber duck and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's goodnight story!"
Sanbao's abacus beads exploded into chemical formulas:
- Erbao's poisonous milk made Shashabo dance the "Chicken Cha Cha"
- The image of the four-treasure dragon horn projecting a child stealing pills
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX pacifier
- Pills suddenly rebelled and turned into piggy gummies
The mechanical medicine boys all crashed, their pestles transformed into glow sticks. Elder Danfeng's jade slip suddenly cracked, revealing an interstellar milk bottle. Surveillance footage showed the protagonist feeding "vitamin pills" to four babies in the lab. A thousand origami cranes floated in the freezer, each one with "Good Baby" written on its wing.
"Nutrition experiment number 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the alchemy furnace suddenly shrank into a baby bottle. Sibao fished the quantum pacifier out of the ashes, and a 3D map of the lunar base appeared on its surface. "Daddy said the sweetest elixir is a baby's dimples."
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