Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Master! The beads are stuck in Qimen Dunjia!" The young Taoist priest rushed into the formation, holding a smoking compass with three popping candies stuck on the surface. "They say I need to top up my VIP membership to unlock the life gate!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of array diagrams and found Sanbao using abacus beads to create emojis for the Bagua array. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the array's center, and the milk solidified into a barrage of comments: "Feudal superstition detected, automatically switching to Candy Crush mode~"
Suddenly, light patterns appeared on the ground, and twenty-eight mechanical Taoist priests emerged from the ground to the beat of "Miracle Reappears", their whisks flashing red: [Cleaner No. 27·Array Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your Array Breaking Experience Card has expired for 27 years -
Section 1: Formation Amusement Park
The ancient killing array magically transformed in the morning light:
- Dance to "Little Apple" in the Bagua direction
- The Five Elements Flag has a "Scan to Receive Props" QR code
- There is a sign at the center of the formation that says "Parents and children enjoy half price"
- The sword trap turns into a rainbow slide and automatically takes photos and checks in
"The Art of War, Stratagem 1,445!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the ticket machine. "Using childish logic to ruin the ancient killing formation."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into binary streams: "Progress of breaking the formation = Daddy's heartbeat fluctuations × 27!" Sibao's dragon horn rammed into the eye of the formation, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding code rain - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum maze, and was using a laser to draw the design of "Sibao's exclusive playground" on the surface of the moon.
The bronze sword spirit chewed the flag and floated by: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical fortune sticks fell from the sky, and the fortune sticks were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th fortune correction].
Section 2: Scientific Fortune Telling
"This formation requires divination using tortoise shells..." Elder Tianji had just taken out a copper coin when Erbao suddenly sprayed out a strawberry milkshake: "Gambling tendencies detected, automatically enabling underage protection!"
The quadruplets' breaking array operation shocked everyone:
- Sanbao uses topology to calculate array curvature
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a holographic projector
- Erbao mixed popping candies into the spiritual energy flow, causing quantum disturbances
- Dabao drew the emoji "Come here" for the formation spirit
"The latest scientific research!" Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a four-dimensional model. "According to chaos theory—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-palming emoji. "We can make the killing formation perform 'Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss' on its own!"
Suddenly, the mechanical Taoist priest threw out a talisman, and the fortune-teller tube shot out a laser hexagram: "The 27th divination experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the head of the mechanical Taoist priest, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was tied to the operating table by twenty-seven data streams, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Parent-child Game Day".
Section 3: The disciple is actually a figurine
When the mechanical lottery box started the punishment program, Sibao suddenly took out the rubber duck and said, "Start the childhood memory killing!"
Sanbao's abacus exploded into a family code:
- Erbao's poisonous milk made Tianlei dance the "Chicken Cha Cha"
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection of images of children playing puzzles
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX pacifier
- The spirits suddenly rebelled and turned into Peppa Pig
The mechanical Taoist priests all crashed, their whisks transformed into glow sticks to cheer them on. Elder Tianji's tortoise shell suddenly cracked, revealing interstellar Lego—surveillance footage showed the protagonist in a lab teaching four babies how to build with blocks, while the freezer was filled with formation models inscribed with "For Baby."
"The 27th educational experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the killing array suddenly shrank into a children's puzzle. Sibao fished out the Quantum Rubik's Cube from the debris, and the lunar base navigation code appeared on all six sides: "Daddy said that each cube is shaped like love for you~"
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