Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Rebellious Thunder Variety Show**
The flames of the sword forge suddenly danced like a girl group, shaking Sibao's newly added black iron into a glow stick. Erbao, holding a milk bottle emitting pixelated sparks, knocked over the sword case and said, "Mom! Tianjieyun is holding a lottery in the live broadcast room! The first prize is a ticket to experience experiencing the thunder tribulation with Sibao!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the quenching pool and saw that the cracks in the furnace wall were forming a barrage of messages: [Warning! The Lightning Element is imitating the host lying down. It is recommended to feed Popping Candy to activate the Tribulation Mode.]
Sanbao's abacus exploded into a holographic projection:
- "Split One Get Three Free" promotional subtitles
- Zixiao Shenlei becomes the judges of "The Voice of China"
- The most outrageous thing is the inner demon, holding a "please vote for the audience" support sign
- Qiling livestreamed a product promotion: "Guys! The sword struck by lightning has cyberpunk patterns!"
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 1,775!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatic forging robotic arm, "Use emojis to beautify the heavenly tribulation."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly scanned the energy field: "Difficulty of tribulation survival = number of grams of Daddy's coffee grounds x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the swordsmith was chased by lightning, clutching the lightning rod that was performing the "Chicken Cha Cha" dance—"Heaven says it's opening an annual pass for the Thunder Tribulation for your adorable baby!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on the meteorite iron: "Young master, please take a position..." Twenty-eight mechanical blacksmiths emerged from the ground, and the anvils were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization upgrade experiment].
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**Section 2: Quantum Quenching Guide**
"This calamity requires a break from all emotions..." Just as the Merciless Daoist Elder pulled out the Ice Soul Art, Sibao suddenly launched a holographic game controller: "Original operation detected, 'Baby Anti-Fall Mode' activated!"
The quadruplets' hardcore tribulation journey shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses CRISPR to edit the Leijie gene (with panda head emoji)
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a lightning rod WiFi (Jieyun signal is full)
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into the mine pool (lightning turned into rainbow lollipop)
- Dabao draws a "staying up late and losing hair" animated sticker for his inner demon (the inner demon automatically applies a facial mask)
"The latest plan to overcome the tribulation!" The venomous system suddenly interrupted: [Based on the host's parenting experience, it is recommended to activate the rocking car quenching] The holographic screen popped up:
- Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunder converted to massage chair vibration mode
- The Heart Demon Tribulation becomes a game called "Baby Shape Recognition"
- The weapon spirit awakens and activates the "anti-fall silicone" protective layer (playing the "Dig, Dig" background music)
Suddenly, the sword furnace exploded into a rainbow, and the mechanical blacksmith popped up a warning: [The 27th upgrade experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the anvil, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven quantum chains, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Isolation Day".
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**Section 3: Family Lightning Rod**
When the mechanical blacksmith activated the ultimate thunderstorm, Sibao suddenly took out the electronic family portrait: "Activate the ultimate secret - Dad's human lightning rod!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded into a cross-dimensional family relationship:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a "Daddy, hold me high" animated expression rain (thunderbolt automatically detours)
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Crib VR (Jieyun collectively lies down as a mosquito net)
- The broken sword picks up the fluorescent sword tassel with the family portrait printed on it (the lightning condenses into a "beware of electric shock" warning sign)
- 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers suddenly sang "Where Are We Going, Dad?" and performed square dance
Mechanical blacksmiths all shut down, their hammers transformed into electronic rattles. From a crack in the calamity cloud, an interstellar parenting video appeared—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using lightning to give four babies an ionized perm, each arc of electricity braided into a "fatherly love braid."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed, and Lei Chi shrank into a child's static ball. Sibao fished out the quantum pacifier from the sword ash, and the bite marks on it emerged from the lunar power station: "Daddy said that every lightning is the shape of love for you~"
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