Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Mom! The Big Dipper is selling stuff in the livestream!" Sibao rushed into the observatory, holding a glowing star disk. Three rainbow popping candies were stuck to the spoon handle. "They said if we get over 100,000 likes, they'll reveal Daddy's location."
Gu Jinghong looked up from his astrological scroll and saw the Purple Palace in the star chart playing the song "Pure Land of Bliss," with the twenty-eight mansions forming a barrage of messages like "Follow the Immortal Cultivation Live Room." Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the armillary sphere, and the milk had congealed into a warning: "Mercury retrograde MAX detected, recommending rockets to the stars~"
---Section 1: Cyber Astrology
Midnight's Observatory Magical Upgrade:
- Meteor showers transform into QR codes and scan them to get "Great Discount Coupons"
- A galactic crack oozing out strawberry-flavored nebula
- Polaris wears the "Internet celebrity check-in spot" LED headband
- The shadow of the star official is holding a "Request for three consecutive" support sign
"Strategies of War, Strategies 1,335!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the madly spinning star disk, "Use rewards and gifts to bribe the laws of heaven."
Sanbao's abacus suddenly exploded into a data stream: "The value of the celestial chaos exceeds the standard by 250%!" Sibao's dragon horn rammed into the star track, and interstellar scenes emerged from the exploding stardust - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum observatory, and the electronic screen displayed [Observing the destiny trajectory of Sibao].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a meteorite: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical star officials came out from the sky, with their staffs engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th destiny correction."
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#Section 2: Cute Baby's Destiny-Changing Campaign
"Mars is in the heart, a very ominous sign..." Just as Elder Tianji was casting his divination, Erbao suddenly spewed out some poisonous words: "Feudal superstition detected, automatically switching to weather forecast mode~"
The quadruplets' scientifically-curated fate shocked the immortal world:
- Sanbao uses abacus beads to build a chaos theory model
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a gravitational wave transmitter
- Erbao poured rainbow milk tea on the star track and changed the route
- Dabao drew a "lululu" emoticon for the disaster star
"Latest calculations!" Sanbao's beads condensed into a holographic report. "Using the principles of quantum entanglement—" The beads suddenly transformed into a dog-head emoji. "Ominous Omen will become autistic after reading this report!"
Suddenly, fireworks exploded from the star disk, and the mechanical star officer's staff shot out a laser: "The 27th observation body is out of control..." Sibao climbed onto the star officer's shoulders, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven star tracks, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Destiny Intervention Day".
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Section 3: Galaxy Family Portrait
When the mechanical star officer started the world-destroying program, Sibao suddenly took out the rubber duck and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's goodnight story!"
Sanbao's abacus beads exploded into a galaxy:
- Erbao's poisonous milk makes the world-destroying beam do the "Chicken Cha Cha Dance"
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection - Image of my childhood listening to my father talk about constellations
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX pacifier
- Star tracks suddenly and spontaneously formed into Peppa Pig
The mechanical star officers all crashed, their staffs transforming into glow sticks in a cheer. Elder Tianji's tortoise shell suddenly cracked, revealing a quantum diary. Interstellar surveillance revealed the protagonist explaining the Milky Way to the four infants, while origami stars floated in the cryostat.
"The 27th fateful experiment failed..." The star disk suddenly softened into a pool of jelly. Sibao fished out an interstellar lollipop from the jelly. A holographic map of the lunar base appeared on the candy wrapper. "Daddy said the brightest star is your baby's smile~"
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