Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Elder, the bill for your misappropriated spirit stones is longer than your life!" Sanbao's abacus suddenly exploded into an Excel spreadsheet. "In the past three years, you've spent 87,000 spirit stones just on beauty pills—"
"Pah!" Sibao slapped the polygraph stone to pieces, and rainbow milk tea spurted out of the bottle: "Third sister, this change is for daddy's milk powder money!"
Section 1: Introduction to Xiuxian Economics
The magical upgrade of the Sutra Library in the morning light:
- Lingshi automatically jumps into the QR code wallet
- Merit book becomes shared power bank
- Sword flying is subject to air congestion charges
- There's a sign hanging around the crane's neck that says "Express Delivery +5 Spirit Stones"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1,334!" Gu Jinghong picked up the four treasures that were pouring game coins into the merit box, "Use inflation to empty the Immortal Sect's treasury."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a candlestick chart: "The financial deficit of the Xianmen sect can circle the earth 27 times!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the account book, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding ink - the male protagonist was locked in the Quantum Bank, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's financial literacy training plan is being implemented].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a banknote: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical accountants broke out of the ground, and the abacus was engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is executing the 27th asset freeze].
Section 2: Scientific Methods of Getting the Best Items
"This is my newly developed longevity elixir..." Elder Danfeng had just pulled out the jade bottle when Erbao's poisonous bottle suddenly sprayed a rainbow: "The starch content is detected to be 99%. I suggest changing the name to Maltesers~"
The quadruplets' financial reforms shocked the immortal world:
- Sanbao uses abacus to build a blockchain merit system
- Sibao converted Longjiao into an ATM machine
- Erbao mixes sparkling water into Lingquan and sells it as "Happy Water"
- Dabao drew a "Scan code to pay" graffiti for the mountain protection formation
"Everyone, please look." Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a three-dimensional report. "After applying compound interest—" the beads suddenly transformed into a tearful cat head. "Elder Yuheng's private savings are enough to buy twenty-seven moons!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- The merit box contains an interstellar Bitcoin mining machine
- "2023.02.27" is engraved on the inner layer of the alchemy furnace
- Sword Track is the key to quantum transactions
- The title page of the account book features a simple sketch of a man counting money.
"Alert! Virtual currency scam detected!" The mechanical accountant suddenly goes berserk, transforming abacus beads into laser bullets. Erbao spills poisoned milk, and the bullets instantly soften into QQ candies, the packaging printed with the protagonist's handwriting: "Children's New Year's money is deposited in the Moon Bank."
Section 3: Family Financial Crisis
When the mechanical accountant started the asset recovery process, Sanbao suddenly threw out the piggy bank: "Start the childhood piggy bank!" The quadruplets launched a combination of skills:
- Erbao's poisonous milk turns numbers into popping candy
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection shows a child riding on his father's bank account
- Dabao used the Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX IOU
- The system continuously broadcasts: "Detected the miser attribute, recommended to get the generous vaccine~"
The spirit stones suddenly rebelled en masse, forming a piggy bank in mid-air. Before the mechanical accounting office crashed, a holographic will popped up—the protagonist wished Sibaolu a happy birthday in the interstellar laboratory, and a safe in the background was marked "2023.02.27 Growth Fund."
"The 27th financial intelligence experiment failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the alchemy furnace spat out twenty-seven golden eggs. Sibao cracked the eggshells, and out popped a quantum ledger: "Daddy said I have to save my New Year's money until I get married!"
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