Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Heavenly Court Selection Brawl**
The Imperial Astronomical Observatory's star chart suddenly broke into a girl group dance, shaking Sibao's newly-arranged constellation model into a blind box of capsule toys. Erbao, holding a milk bottle emitting galactic light, knocked over the armillary sphere: "Mom! Ziweixing is on strike in the livestream! He said he wants to take the Twenty-Eight Mansions to participate in 'Demon World 101'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the star chart and found that the Galaxy Crack was posting comments: [Scorpio: Family members, if you have enough rockets, we will perform the moon swallowing show] [Big Dipper: Friends, double-click to see the spoon handle split]
The poisonous tongue system suddenly popped out a holographic pacifier:
- "C-position debut" LED headband on the head of the jinx
- Meteor showers become special light effects for audience voting
- The most outrageous thing is the Yue Lao Temple, where red strings are tangled into a "Please Vote" cheering stick
- Xiaotian Dog cried during a livestream: "They made me a trainee in the demon world!"
"A building collapse has been detected," the system displayed a soothing doll icon, "Starting 'Baby Stargazing Class' 1.0!" The observatory transformed into a children's planetarium.
Sibao's dragon horn scanned the gravitational waves: "Demonic energy concentration = number of coffee grounds in Daddy x 27!" Before he could finish his words, a star official with fluorescent demonic ears burst in: "Your Majesty! The Demon King has sent you an Invitation for Cross-Border Cooperation!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing a meteorite: "Young master, Gen position..." Twenty-eight mechanical star children broke out of the ground, and the telescope was engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization observation experiment].
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**Section 2: Cute Baby's Guide to Catching Monsters**
"This sign indicates great misfortune..." Just as the Supervisor unfolded the River Chart and Luoshu, Sibao suddenly fired a holographic laser pointer: "Feudal superstition detected. We have subscribed to the NASA Children's Astronomy Handbook!"
The hardcore operation of the parenting system subverts the three realms:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to analyze the fluctuation curve of demonic power (with panda head emoji package)
- Sibao transforms the dragon horn into a demonic energy purifier (play the exorcism version of "BabyBus")
- The system pours AD calcium milk into the galaxy (a fluorescent slogan "Wash your hands frequently" appears on the nebula)
- Erbao draws diaper graffiti for the Demon Throne (the throne automatically plays "Dig Dig")
"Latest defense plan!" The system switched to a lullaby voice: [Based on the host's fear of the dark index, activate the rocking car monster hunting mode] The holographic screen popped up:
- Nine-tailed Fox transcoded into Ragdoll Cat
- The power of Hanba is encrypted into the piano sheet of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
- Yaowu activates the "diaper" absorption system
Suddenly, the star disk exploded into rainbow jelly beans, and the mechanical star child popped up a warning: [The 27th observation experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven demonic power codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Exorcism Day".
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**Section 3: Holographic Dad Observatory**
When the mechanical star child activated the world-destroying program, Sibao suddenly took out the electronic kaleidoscope: "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's constellation story!"
The system suddenly blue screen pops stars:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a "raise high" nebula animation (Yaoqi automatically spells Peppa Pig)
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection Baby Monitor (male protagonist identifies the Big Dipper VR)
- Mo Dao raises the glowing bottle flag (Galaxy Crack Heals)
- 100,000 demon soldiers sang "Where Are We Going, Dad?" and performed square dance
The robotic star children all crashed, their telescopes transformed into pacifiers. A video of interstellar childcare emerged from the Demon King's crown—in which the protagonist used a star map to fold origami boats for the four babies, each inscribed with "Father's Love Spaceship to the Moon."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the demon world shrank into a children's constellation projector. Sibao fished out a quantum kaleidoscope from the stardust, and the lens revealed a lunar observatory: "Daddy said that every shooting star is in the shape of love for you~"
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