"Nonsense! This is a blasphemy against science!" The Beidi expert slammed the table and stood up.
"Data! We need to see the original data!" Academician Xiling forced himself to remain calm.
Just then!
“Wa ...
Lingbao, who had been held by Su Li, seemed startled by the noisy questioning from the audience and the dazzling golden light on the stage. Coupled with the gas brewing in his stomach reaching a critical point, he suddenly burst into a cry that resounded through the sky! This cry was high-pitched, loud, full of grievance and dissatisfaction, instantly drowning out all other sounds!
This cry is like a signal!
"My sister is crying! The bad guys are making noises!" Erbao Su Heng immediately glared at the experts like a kitten whose tail had been stepped on. The golden pacifier in his arms suddenly burst into a warm and liberating golden light!
**[Golden Pacifier Function Upgrade: Anti-Standardization Free Zone Launched! 】**
An invisible force field, one that respects nature and releases innate power, instantly spreads from Erbao to encompass the entire Yude Hall!
* The projection array on the platform that was playing the loss report instantly transformed the screen into countless images of babies running freely, laughing heartily, and crying loudly!
* The prototype "cry timer" carried in the bags of several parents in the front row automatically disintegrated with a "click"!
* The sample of the "Emotional Stability Collar" hung around the neck of an expert. The Gu Jade instantly dimmed and the Spirit Jade cracked!
Even more amazing was the fact that all the babies present (including those held by their parents) seemed to be inspired by something invisible. Their cries, laughs, and babblings instantly rose eight degrees! One after another, unrestrained and free! Yude Hall instantly became a sea of joy (and noise)!
The anti-standardization force field of the pacifier awakens life's most instinctive desire for freedom!
"Yu'er!" Su Li's voice was filled with joy, "Add some breath of 'freedom' to this 'Temple of Science'!"
"Alright!" Sanbao Su Yu jumped up excitedly and shouted to the rainbow bracelet: "Yunzhou! Feifei! Give me some money!"
The dome of Yude Hall suddenly ripped open! A rainbow cloud boat roared in, trailing a rainbow of flames! From the bottom of the boat, like a celestial being scattering flowers, countless shimmering golden paper coupons, generated by Chenbao's abacus and infused with the "blessing of freedom" from Erbao's pacifier—**"Freedom Howl Coupons**"! Printed on the coupons were Lingbao's grinning (with drool) head and a line of words: "Cry if you want to! Laugh if you want to! Instinct is priceless!"
Gold coupons fell like snowflakes! Parents instinctively caught them, looking at Lingbao's innocent smile on the coupons, then at their children, vibrant with energy from the force field, and then remembering the terrifying future described in the report... Many mothers' eyes instantly welled up, and they hugged their children tightly. Standardization? Screw it!
**Section 3: Colorful Serial Farts and the Eternal Fart Smell Officer**
The entire Yude Hall was engulfed in a chaotic, unfettered clamor of instinctual release. The experts on the stage stood transfixed, watching their meticulously constructed "Palace of Science" completely drowned out by the cries and laughter of infants and the whirring of "cry tickets."
At the height of this chaos!
Lingbao, who had just ignited the flame of freedom with her crying, was held in Su Li's arms. Her face suddenly frowned again! Her stomach made a dull and rapid "gurgling" sound! The crying had obviously accelerated the movement of abdominal gas!
I saw Lingbao's little butt suddenly sticking out, his little fists clenched, his little face flushed red, and a strong "hmm" sound came out of his throat!
Then——
"Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!"
A series of exhaust sounds with distinct rhythms, varied tones and majestic momentum, like the most brilliant movement in a chaotic symphony, suddenly exploded in the sky above Yude Hall!
This was no ordinary baby fart! Its sound was resounding, its timbre rich (ranging from low-pitched thunder to high-pitched whistle), and its duration long (perfectly exceeding the White Paper's single excretion time limit). And most importantly... accompanying the exhalation was a small, dreamy, iridescent mist! It was the chaotic spiritual energy emanating from Lingbao's body, propelled by the high-pressure airflow to form a miniature rainbow!
Colorful chain farts! With rainbow exhaust!
This shocking "instinct release" is like pressing the most absurd pause button!
* The ice crystal monocle of the expert from Taipei and Beidi cracked with a "crack"!
* The planetarium in Academician Xiling's hand fell to the ground with a clang!
* The cloak of the Southern Xinjiang witch doctor moved without wind, as if expressing shock!
* The Donghuang scholar's beard has become a question mark!
* The laughter and cries of all the parents and babies in the audience suddenly stopped. They stared in amazement at the slowly dispersing colorful mist and smelled the unique scent in the air, a mixture of a faint milky aroma and a chaotic atmosphere.
After Lingbao let out this earth-shattering fart, her face instantly relaxed, revealing a comfortable and slightly smug smile, and she even made two imitative "puff" sounds. Her little butt rubbed contentedly against Su Li's arms, completely unaware that she had just used the most instinctive physiological behavior to shatter the altar of "standardization" carefully built by the four countries.
The venomous tongue system's announcement, with a kind of "greatly satisfying" playfulness and ultimate majesty, exploded in the silent Yude Hall (and in the hearts of all the senior leaders of the four countries' orphanages):
**[High-risk anti-life standardization behavior detected, causing oppression of Prince Zero's physiological freedom (triggering retaliatory exhaust)! 】**
**[Executor: Global Infant and Child Standardization Development Alliance (collapsed)! ]**
**[Newly added ultimate deterrent clause:** Anyone (including institutions, experts, and manuals) who formulates, promotes, or mandates the implementation of standards, specifications, or quotas for quantitatively suppressing infant and child instincts (including crying, emotions, defecation, farting, etc.) in any form will, upon confirmation, be subject to the ultimate punishment imposed by this system—**serving as a 'fart smell collector' for 100 years!]**
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