"Take it! We must take it!" Su Li's eyes flashed coldly. "They've already built the 'data cage'. If we don't step in and test it, how can we know how dense the fence is? Let Chen'er's abacus settle the accounts of this 'science', let Heng'er's pacifier taste the flavor of this 'standard', and let Yu'er's Yunzhou add some ingredients to this 'big data'!"
Chen Bao's face was as stiff as a piece of cold iron, and the abacus beads hummed rapidly, clearly constructing an economic model and deducing ethical paradoxes for a "standardized system." Second Bao, Su Heng, sucking on his pacifier, instinctively felt uncomfortable at the mention of "standards" and "control," his chubby hands clutching tightly at his mother's collar. Third Bao, Su Yu, wondered if Yun Zhou could throw this book like a brick.
Lingbao was in Xiao Jue's arms, trying hard to hold his breath. His little face was flushed and his fists were clenched. He was completely unaware of the "white paper" that was about to cause a storm and the "standards" his parents mentioned. He was concentrating on the changes in air pressure in his abdominal cavity.
**Section 2: Abacus GDP and Pacifier Freedom**
To highlight their commitment to scientific childcare, four childcare centers across the country jointly held a White Paper release and "Zero Prince Standardized Parenting Observation Meeting" at the Yude Hall in Wangcheng. Experts, prominent parents, and childcare professionals from the four countries gathered. The General's family, as the family of the "first model child," was also prominently invited.
Inside the Yude Hall, the lights were bright, the atmosphere subdued and "scientific." Atop a podium, a massive projection array looped a beautifully rendered image of the White Paper: babies peacefully falling asleep to a precise cry timer, maintaining a serene smile thanks to a mood-stabilizing collar, and pooping under the "care" of microbiome-monitoring diapers... The images were as beautiful as a commercial for a sterile laboratory.
"Everyone!" Beidi's chief parenting expert (wearing an ice crystal monocle) gave a passionate speech. "Disorder is the poison of civilization! Only standardization can create a perfect next generation! As the Chaos Divine Infant, His Highness Ling should lead by example and prove that chaos can also be incorporated into the scientific framework..."
Before he finished speaking!
"Your Highness, what do you think about this epoch-making scientific achievement?" Academician Xiling Childcare (holding a planetarium) pointed his finger at Chen Bao who was holding an abacus, trying to suppress him with "science."
Chen Bao walked to the front of the stage with an expressionless face. His small figure seemed out of place among the huge projection and the room full of "experts." He gently moved his small hand on the abacus.
Buzz!
Brilliant golden light shot out from the abacus, transforming into countless data streams, instantly invading the propaganda illusion array that was being played!
The illusion instantly twisted and switched, transforming into a cold and ironic golden torrent of data projected by the Chenbao Abacus:
**[Global Infant and Child Standardization White Paper: Economic and Cultural Loss Projection Report]**
**[Module 1: Crying Management Industry Chain]**
**Equipment Cost:** The Crying Timer (Rune Version) costs 50 low-grade spirit stones per unit. Ten billion units are needed for global promotion! **
* **Mental Loss:** The emotional repression of infants leads to permanent damage to their creativity. The estimated GDP loss for each infant is 100,000 high-grade spirit stones! **
**Hidden Benefits:** Xiling Rune Patent Annual Fee Income ≈ Beidi's Three-Year Military Expenditure! **Conclusion: The silence of billions of babies builds a nation's gold mine! 】**
In the illusion, countless babies had their throats locked by invisible timers, huge loss figures appeared above their heads, and the Xiling treasury expanded wildly.
**[Module 2: Emotional Stability Industry Chain]**
* **Equipment Cost:** Emotional Stability Collar (Guyu Version) costs 80 low-grade spirit stones each! **
* **Health Loss:** Long-term suppression of emotions leads to a high incidence of mental illness, and the cost of medical treatment and social stability maintenance is discounted. Every citizen will bear a lifetime burden of 50,000 high-grade spirit stones! **
**Hidden Benefits:** The income from the export of Southern Xinjiang's witchcraft culture and the monopoly of Donghuang Lingyu is ≈ the annual income of Xiling + Southern Xinjiang for five years! **Conclusion: The public sentiment is becoming zombified, fattening the pockets of both countries! 】**
In the illusion, the people wearing the collars had dull expressions like puppets, with loss figures above their heads, while the merchants from Southern Xinjiang and Donghuang were counting money until their hands cramped.
**[Module 3: Excretion Microbiome Certification Industry Chain]**
**Monitoring cost:** A single piece of real-time bacterial flora monitoring diaper (Cold Jade Edition) costs 1 low-grade spirit stone! The daily consumption of infants and children worldwide is astronomical!**
**Health risks:** Forcibly unifying the bacterial flora will disrupt the ecological balance of the individual and induce an immeasurable risk of new epidemics! **
**Hidden Profits:** The monopoly income from the Beidi Hanyu Mine and the four-nation "Golden Label Certification" organization is equivalent to buying half of the world of immortal cultivation! **Conclusion: Turn shit and piss into a trillion-dollar business, and rule the world with a unified poop! 】**
In the illusion, countless parents cried while holding sky-high diaper bills, babies lined up in neat and uniform rows of "Gold Label Poop", and the Beidi mine owner fainted with laughter in the pile of money.
**【Global Summary:】**
* **Total loss of civilization (loss of creativity, mental illness, ecological disaster): Irreversible! Value ≈ destroying ten existing immortal civilizations! 】**
**Total revenue from the four nations (patents, monopolies, certifications): Enough to buy out the universe! Source: Plundering the right to life and nature of billions of infants and children!**
**Final Outcome:** Universal civilization has become a cold, rigid, data-driven graveyard filled with "golden-standard poop"! **Conclusion: The "White Paper on Standardization" is actually a "Guide to the Extinction of Infants and Children and the Suicide of Civilization"! Recommended to be used in toilets to suppress this pit! 】**
Like the sharpest scalpel, the Jin Guang Report exposed the greed and anti-civilizational nature beneath the veneer of "scientific parenting" to the public! The shocking data and illusions left the "experts" in the room with a sullen look and sent shudders down the spines of the parents in the audience.
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