Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: Cosmic-level anorectal consultation**
When the Papa's Rainbow Peppa sculpture emitted a strawberry-flavored medicinal aroma, a groan suddenly came from the crack in the sky: "Ouch... The wound of the world is festering!" A giant hemorrhoid-like wound appeared in the starry sky, and the splattering meteorite pus hit the quantum medicine field. The pumpkins collectively held up signs to protest: [Universe anorectal patients are prohibited from seeking medical treatment across dimensions].
The chairman of the Milk Bottle Union (formerly Jianzun Milk Bottle) rolled to the front of the examination table and said, "After a vote by all, we will go on strike! Unless three demands are met:"
1. Baba's labor time is calculated based on the price of gold
2. Install an anti-flatulence valve
3. **Ultimate Demand: Mommy's Healing Kiss**
Sibao's dragon horn scanned the wound: "Injury Analysis: Triggered by Tiandao's gluttony of 27 tons of chili sauce!" Sanbao's abacus popped up a treatment plan:
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Cosmic Hemorrhoids Project:
√ Detoxification in the Herb Field (requires monks’ milk bottle offerings)
√ Drainage of meteorite pus (using Sibao nasal bubble catheter)
Core problem: lack of analgesic drugs——
Daddy's dignity (exhausted)
Mommy's Tears (Out of Stock)
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Grandma Tiandao suddenly pulled out a box of baldness-preventing elixir: "Use this! It relieves pain and promotes hair growth!" As soon as the bottle approached the wound, pus corroded it, and the label emerged with a mocking sneer: "Fake product! Not as good as Sibao bibs!"
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**Section 2: Quantum-Level Medicine Field Riot**
When the meteorite pus flooded the three acres of medicinal fields, Mommy touched the pumpkin vines with her fingertips and said, "Grow!"
Quantum Pumpkin mutates instantly:
- Vines twisted into drainage tubes inserted into cosmic hemorrhoids
- The pumpkin's belly opens a small hole and sucks out pus (when full, it transforms into a glittering pustules)
- The most amazing thing is the collective uprising of medicinal herbs:
Ginseng raised its roots and whipped the abscess: "Spit it out! That's my nutrition!"
Angelica performs a detoxifying dance on wounds using the Compendium of Materia Medica.
? Goji berry barrage: [It is recommended to ferment pus to make a mask]
"Eco-chain collapse detected!" The Milk Bottle Union urgently launched the Papa Rainbow Plan:
Two hundred and seventy thousand bottles hung upside down, golden poop condensing in the void into a rainbow bridge leading directly to the wound. Sibao sat at the bridgehead and blew snot bubbles: "Puff!" The bubbles wrapped around the pus and flew towards the rainbow—
The moment the pustules collided with the poopy rainbow, a series of fart noises echoed throughout the universe! The shockwave displaced the stars, and twenty-seven glowing stones erupted from the wounds of Tiandao's hemorrhoids, each inscribed with the words: "Four Treasures Exclusive Gallstone Collection."
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**Section 3: Mommy's Kiss Heals the Universe**
When the gallstones were about to explode, Mommy suddenly picked up Sibao and said, "Baby, kiss the world!"
Sibao pouts and kisses the largest stone:
- The stone split open to reveal the core (actually a miniature version of Tiandao hemorrhoids)
- Papa Rainbow automatically bends into a crib guardrail
- The monks' milk bottles all shouted: "The union has added a fourth demand: We want kisses too!"
Mommy chuckled and leaned over, her hair falling like the stars in the sky:
- Kissed pumpkin pus (pus turns into AD calcium milk)
- Kissed the meteorite wound (star fragments reassembled into diaper buckles)
- Kissed the Chairman of the Milk Bottle Union (the bottle has a "Mommy Certified High-Quality Milk Bottle" security code)
When the lips touch the wound at the core of the universe——
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World Wound Healing Report:
√ Quantum entanglement kiss completes cross-dimensional treatment
√ Poop Rainbow is permanently solidified (upgraded to a cosmic children's slide)
√ Side effect: All monks' milk bottles go on strike and ask for kisses
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In the morning light, Sibao sat at the top of the slide, beneath him a diaper-shaped peace agreement paved with stars. A long line of milk bottles formed at the entrance, holding up "Kiss and Get a Number" signs. A piece of blood-stained gauze floated from a crack in the sky, transforming into a sign for the medicinal field:
PEACE GROWN HERE
**Daily care required**
**——Attending Physician: Sibao’s bib**
The pumpkin vine quietly wrapped around Mom's ankle and produced a new pumpkin with an inscription: "Consultation fee...Accounting father's nose hair..."
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