Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: A Cosmic Diaper Rash Crisis**
Mommy's awakening kiss still lingered on Sibao's forehead, and the little one in her arms suddenly felt a burning sensation. The quantum pumpkins collectively screamed, "Warning! High fever activates a loophole in the Heavenly Dao!" A glowing red spot appeared on Sibao's back, instantly spreading into a star-shaped ulcer.
**Cosmic Diaper Rash**
**Cause: Cross-dimensional rejection reaction**
**Special medicine: Daddy's beard residue extract (27 tons required)**
Grandma Tiandao tapped the ground with her broom: "Quick! Use the Tai Chi Diaper Formation to seal the rash!"
The male protagonist tears off the cloth strips from his clothes, dips them in AD calcium milk and draws a Tai Chi diagram. The moment the cloth strips touch his skin:
- The rash turned into a crying black hole that swallowed the medicine.
- Star Chart Ulcers Spray Strawberry Flavored Lava
- The most outrageous thing is that the monks reincarnated as milk bottles and collectively rioted and smashed the medicine cabinet: "Cure our bloating first!"
Sanbao's beads bounced on Sibao's chest: "The rate of toxin erosion = the number of digits in Dad's hidden stash of money x 27!" Mommy suddenly grabbed the broken sword and cut off her long hair: "Use this to replace the beard stubble!" The hair instantly carbonized when it touched the rash toxin, and a prescription popped out of thin air:
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Cosmic-level secret recipe for reducing fever:
1. Tai Chi Diaper (needs embroidery blessing from mom)
2. Monk Bottle Burp (27 liters)
3. The Ultimate Medicinal Ingredient – Grandma Tiandao’s Anti-Baldness Elixir
```
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**Section 2: Bottle Tai Chi Formation**
When the rash was about to consume his heart, the hero suddenly threw Sibao into the air: "Catch it! Human-shaped fever-reducing patch!"
Mommy stretches out her arms to draw a circle, her remaining hair like needles moving the stars:
- The monk's milk bottles automatically form a Tai Chi array (spraying mint-flavored burps)
- The rash-like magma condenses into diaper plaster when it encounters air
- Grandma Tiandao reluctantly smashed the anti-baldness elixir: "Catch it! Grandma's coffin book!"
When the liquid medicine was poured onto the Tai Chi formation, something strange happened:
- The medicine juice was sucked back by the rash poison black hole
- The bottles collectively become constipated and stop supplying air
- A mocking comment appeared from the void: [Wrong prescription! Confiscated Sibao Mascara!]
Sibao suddenly jumped up in his mother's arms: "Watch out! Secret Technique: Fever-Branded Snot Bubbles!"
A giant snot bubble enveloped the black hole, and a revised prescription appeared on the instant noodles:
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True fever-reducing formula:
1. Dad’s beard stubble (shave now!)
2. Mommy's Tears (requires a moving card)
3. Monk Bottle’s…poop?
```
Three hundred thousand baby bottles vibrated simultaneously, and the red lights on the bottles lit up, indicating "No Shit Service".
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**Section 3: The Ultimate Mystery of Tai Chi Rong Dao**
When the rash was about to burst the nasal bubble, the hero suddenly inserted the broken sword into the Tai Chi formation: "Melt!"
The hilt of the sword emits a burst of suction:
- The stubble of the beard flew from the chin to the center of the formation (with blood)
- Mommy's tears are automatically purified into salt crystals (embedded in Tai Chi Fish Eye)
- Monk's milk bottle was forced to excrete -
Golden baba condensed into a sky-repairing ointment to fill the rash spots
A beam of light descended from the crack in the sky, and the remains of the pacifier necklace suddenly reorganized into a Tai Chi graffiti board:
> **"Law conflict detected"**
＞ **"Start the cute baby sky repair program——"**
> **"How-to: Draw Peppa Pig with Poop Paste"**
Four treasures dipped in baba paste and wrote:
- The first stroke lights up the Big Dipper (the spoon handle turns into Peppa Pig's nose)
- The rash black hole turns into a bow
- Monk bottle poop jet automatically fills in the colors
When Page's right eye lit up, the universe rang out:
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Sky Patching Progress 100%
award:
1. Permanent Mommy Experience Card (requires daily renewal)
2. Patent Certificate for Anti-Baldness Elixir (Holder: Sibao)
3. The cosmic poop sculpture "Peppa Governing the Universe"
```
Sibao, fever-relieved, slept soundly in his arms. The protagonist gently stroked his mother's newly grown hair. Morning light streamed through a sculpture of his father, casting a Peppa-shaped spot of light across the wheat field. A half-finished Tai Chi board rolled out from a pile of milk bottles, its back inscribed with the words: "Needle fees for patching the sky...Eyebrows of the accountant father..."
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