Chapter 126: Cute Baby's Coquettishness Changes His Fate



Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together

**Section 1: Cosmic Blood Bank Crisis**

As Mommy's fingertips began to quantize and dissipate, Grandma Tiandao suddenly pulled out a stack of glowing receipts: "Quick! Soul Fuel Restocking Order!"

I saw a translucent IOU floating above the monks' heads:

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Sword Master: Remaining Soul 27 seconds (can be exchanged for Lift High once)

Yaowang Valley Elder: Exhausted Soul (Mortgage Beard Scum Renewal)

Buddhist Abbot: Reincarnated as a merit box (scan the code and insert coins to extend life)

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Sibao's dragon horn scanned Mommy's chest: "Warning! Mommy's energy gap = the number of pillows Daddy has wet with his tears x 27!" Sanbao's abacus suddenly spewed out shocking data: "The only matching energy source - Sibao's umbilical cord blood! Coordinates: Daddy's pocket watch interlayer!"

The male protagonist frantically took out his pocket watch, and the moment the cover popped open——

The dried bloodstain suddenly transformed into a cute version of Little Sibao, standing on the cotton with his hands on his hips: "You're looking for me now? Pay for the milk powder!"

Grandma Tiandao slammed her broom against the alarm: "Attention! The umbilical cord blood has expired! You need to use the energy of coquettishness to activate it!"

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**Section 2: Quantum-Level Reactor**

When the expired umbilical cord blood began to escape, Sibao suddenly grabbed the male protagonist's clothes and said, "Dad, I have to lift it up high before I can give it blood!"

The moment the coquettish sound waves reach you:

- The cord blood man laughed and expanded into a strawberry pudding

- The monks' IOUs are automatically folded into a blood donation ladder

- The most amazing thing is the quantized part of the mother, which condenses into a fluorescent arrow with the words "Please hug me" pointing to the blood bag

"Energy conversion protocol activated!" Grandma Tiandao flung out a broom as a syringe. "But your coquettishness only lasts 27 seconds! You need a continuous supply of energy!"

Sibao starts hardcore coquettish mode:

1. Snot bubble attack (covering the space-time rift that is leaking blood)

2. Blindfold with bibs (to blind the Tiandao detection system)

3. The ultimate secret: Diaper Bomb (sucks the dissipated parts of the mother back into the diaper)

Jian Zun suddenly rushed over, holding a bottle of Yuanshen fuel: "Catch it! This old man's high-energy!" The label on the bottle read: [Concentrated from the 100,000 whiskers plucked by the Four Treasures]

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**Section 3: The Materialization of the Fate Modifier**

When the umbilical cord blood was injected into the mother's heart, the universe sounded a shrill alarm: "Fate Tampering Warning! Punishment: Degraded to Quantum Diapers!"

The shackles of heaven condensed again, this time turning into a giant pacifier guillotine that slashed down!

Sibao suddenly thrust the pacifier necklace into Mommy's hand: "The code to change your life... is an electronic love letter from Auntie!"

The necklace exploded into stardust, leaving behind the afterimage of the parenting system:

> **"Destiny Modifier Loading Completed"**

> **"New Destiny Formula:"**

> **"Mommy's survival rate = Sibao's decibel level of coquettishness ÷ Daddy's tear salinity"**

The afterimage held Sibao's little hand and slapped it towards the empty keyboard—

The entire universe suddenly freezes:

- The pacifier guillotine transforms into a rainbow rocking horse

- Sky Alarm transcoded into Dig, Dig

- Mommy's quantized parts are reversed and reorganized

The army of monks collectively sacrificed their soul fuel:

- Yaowang Valley Longevity Body Vitamin Smoke (Square Dance in Mommy's Blood Vessels)

- The Buddhist merit box sprays out the "Peace Sutra" electronic talisman (covered with time and space cracks)

- Jian Zun's flying swords formed the ultimate cheering barrage: [Destiny can be changed! Mother's love is eternal!]

As Mommy's eyelashes fluttered, Sibao's umbilical cord blood figurine suddenly jumped onto the Heavenly Dao shackles: "New destiny installed~" The shackles under its butt cracked open, revealing the glowing cover of "The Universal Mother and Child Code" inside:

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Article 1: Baby has the right to modify any bad rule that makes Mom disappear

Article 27: Violators will be punished by drinking Sibao’s bath water

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In the morning light, Mommy opened her eyes and kissed Sibao's forehead. Half a bead rolled down at the hero's feet, engraved with the words: "Destiny repair fee... the stubble of the accountant's beard..."

All the quantum pumpkins in the wheat field sang together: "Only mother is good in the world~" The singing shook the shackles of heaven to pieces, and the fragments turned into a meteor shower, each of which was tied to the reincarnated milk bottles of the monks.

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