Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Rumor Metaverse**
The memorials in the Imperial Study suddenly began tap dancing, shaking Sibao's freshly stacked account books into e-sports keyboards. Sanbao, holding an abacus emitting a stream of data, knocked over the screen and said, "Mother! The Minister of Rites is spreading rumors in the livestream! He's saying you're using the moat to keep electronic pets!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the secret report and found that the sound transmission talisman was flooding the screen with barrages: [Surprise! The Sword of the Nation is 9.9 on Pinduoduo with free shipping] [Breaking news! The dragon horns that the Fourth Prince grew after drinking AD calcium milk are small commodities in Yiwu]
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle spraying holographic projection:
- The melon-eating emojis are floating above the heads of civil and military officials
- The bell sound of Huguo Temple automatically generates the "Bagua Formation" BGM
- The most outrageous thing is the border emergency message, the messenger pigeon leg ring is engraved with "Please forward"
- The Imperial Seal cried: "They said I was a 3D-printed fake!"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 171!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the quantum computer that automatically debunked rumors, "Use emojis to blur the rumors."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly scanned the data link: "Public Opinion Index = Daddy's Hair Loss x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the censor shattered the carved window, clutching the impeachment memorial with the "Learn to Meow" dance in his hand—"They say you used the Tai Chi diagram to warm the cute baby's bottle!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a memorial: "Young master, Kunwei..." Twenty-eight mechanical censors emerged from the ground, with a brush inscribed with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th information warfare experiment].
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**Section 2: Data Nuclear Strike**
"This situation warrants the execution of all nine generations of the clan..." Just as the Minister of Justice drew his guillotine, Sibao suddenly launched a holographic keyboard: "Primitive violence detected. Rumor Elimination mode activated!"
The quadruplets' hardcore operation shocked the court:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to trace the source and generate a "face-slapping timeline"
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a 5G signal amplifier (live broadcast of the rumor refutation)
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into the throne room (a "fake" watermark appeared on the floor)
- Dabao drew a "social death" animated emoticon for the rumormonger
"The latest countermeasure!" The venomous system suddenly interrupted: [Based on the host's IQ, it is recommended to activate the baby barrage protection] The holographic screen popped up:
- The Imperial Seal has activated the AR authentication function (scan the production batch number 2023.02.27)
- Projected anti-counterfeiting QR code on the Sword of the Nation (scan the code to play the forging process vlog)
- Moat launches live clarification meeting (Koi fish parade holding "Fake" sign)
Suddenly, the dragon throne exploded into data stream fireworks, and the mechanical censor popped up a warning: [The 27th public opinion experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven information chains, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Public Relations Day".
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**Section 3: Family Firewall**
When the mechanical censor initiated the blocking process, Sibao suddenly pulled out a digital family photo: "Activate the ultimate secret - Dad's bedtime story!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded with quantum code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a rain of "Daddy, hold me up high" animated expressions (automatically shatters rumors)
- Sibao Longjiao Projection Baby Crib Surveillance Video (Proving the Baby Bottle is Handmade by Fatherly Love)
- Mo Dao raised a fluorescent flag with a family photo printed on it (the public opinion index instantly dropped to zero)
- The rumormonger suddenly performed the "Confession Dance" and exposed his own water army account
The mechanical censors all crashed, their brushes transformed into glow sticks. An interstellar parenting video popped up in the Ministry of Justice's prison—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using a rumor memorial to origami four baby boats, each inscribed with the words "Take your baby across the sea of information."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed, and the courtroom shrank into a children's debate arena. Sibao fished out the quantum USB drive from the data stream, and the code emerged from the lunar information port: "Daddy said, every byte is in the shape of love for you~"
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