Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Takeaway Assassin Alliance**
Under the moonlight, the grain cart suddenly did a robotic dance, transforming Sibao's hidden tracking talisman into a Meituan takeout order. Sanbao rolled into the bushes, holding a glowing abacus: "Mom! The Northern Wei grain transport team is holding a lottery in the livestream! The grand prize is a self-heating pot co-branded with your adorable baby!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the topographic map and noticed that the route on the sand table was being flooded with comments: [Warning! The sentry is imitating the host and slacking off. It is recommended to feed popping candy to activate the alert.]
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle spraying holographic projection:
- Grain and hay stacks are automatically packed into takeaway insulated boxes
- The grain transport horse is wearing the "Ele.me" rabbit ear headdress
- The most outrageous one is the escort officer, who has a "Five-star praise cashback coupon" on his armor.
- Northern Wei Army Flag Live Eating Broadcast: "Guys! This flag was washed with the same makeup remover as Gu Jinghong!"
"The Art of War, Stratagem 1,772!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automated drone, "Use emojis to beautify the grain cart."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly projected a logistics map: "Food transport speed = Daddy's caffeine concentration x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the scout crashed through a branch, clutching a beacon stick that was performing the "Chicken Cha Cha Dance"—"They said if we cut off the food supply route, we'll give your adorable baby a debut spot!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on compressed biscuits: "Young master, leave your position..." Twenty-eight mechanical delivery men emerged from the ground, and the lunch boxes were engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilized delivery experiment."
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**Section 2: Are you hungry, baby?**
"This plan should be a fire attack..." The deputy general had just pulled out a fire starter when Sibao suddenly launched a holographic ordering screen: "Primitive sabotage detected, activating 'Meituan vs. Hungry?' mode!"
The quadruplets' hardcore food robbery and the hilarious army:
- Sanbao used blockchain to tamper with the GPS of grain trucks (navigating into the moat to swim)
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a 5G signal jammer (takeout apps crashed collectively)
- Erbao throws popping candies into the grain bag (War Horses collectively dance and sell goods)
- Dabao drew a "social animal working overtime" emoji for the escort officer (automatically lying down with belly exposed)
"The latest food robbery plan!" The venomous tongue system suddenly interrupted: [Based on the host's IQ, it is recommended to enable baby feeding mode] The holographic screen popped up:
- The grain truck transforms into a Fall Guys game track
- Arrow Tower equipped with "Synthetic Watermelon" catapult
- Moat activates "rocking car" interception mode (plays "Dig, Dig" BGM)
Suddenly, the beacon tower exploded into popcorn, and the mechanical delivery man popped up a warning: [The 27th delivery experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the drone, and Longjiao's data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven logistics chains, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Feeding Day".
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**Section 3: Family Late-Night Diner**
When the robot delivery driver started to self-destruct, Sibao suddenly took out the electronic lunch box and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Mom's loving lunch box!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded into quantum smoke:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a "Daddy feeding you" animated emoticon rain (enemies automatically hand in their food)
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby High Chair VR (the grain-carrying horses collectively kneel down to beg for food)
- Mo Dao raised a takeaway flag with a family portrait printed on it (the grain cart automatically changed its route to the general's tent)
- The Northern Wei army suddenly sang "Song of the Dry Eater" and jumped to the third subject
Robotic delivery drivers crashed en masse, their food containers transformed into insulated lunch boxes. An interstellar parenting video popped up from the escort officer's armor—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using military ration cans to make rattles for the four babies, each grain of rice engraved with "Father's Love Bento."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the grain path shrank into a child's kitchen toy. Sibao fished a quantum rice spoon from the rice bag, and the pattern on it emerged from the central kitchen of the moon: "Daddy said that every grain of rice is shaped like love for you~"
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