Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Disco Gas Chamber**
The miasma of the Death Swamp suddenly danced like a laser, transforming Sibao's newly-placed warning flags into nightclub lights. Erbao rolled into the poisonous mist, holding a baby bottle emitting rainbow bubbles: "Mom! The Northern Wei Vanguard Battalion is having a disco in the livestream! They said they'd use your Poison Sutra to DJ!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from his gas mask and saw the miasma particles forming a barrage: [Warning! Toxic molecules are imitating the host lying flat. It is recommended to feed popping candy to activate the lethality.]
Sanbao's abacus exploded into a holographic projection:
- The enemy heavy cavalry put fluorescent nose rings on their horses
- The bubbles in the poisonous pond form the Morse code "Request for Reward"
- The most outrageous one is the Piranha Plant, whose stamens hold up a sign that says "Poison Circle Airdrop"
- Crocodile group live broadcast of eating: "Big brothers are eating knee pads raw after playing Rocket!"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1,773!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the blender that automatically mixed poisons. "Use emojis to beautify the miasma."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly scanned the DNA chain: "Lethality = Daddy's coffee grounds x 27!" Before he finished speaking, a scout emerged from the mire, wearing a fluorescent "Poison Circle VIP" headband. "They say inhaling three pounds of poison gas will give Mengbao a signed gas mask!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing a detoxification pill: "Young master, exchange positions..." Twenty-eight mechanical DJs broke out of the ground, and the turntables were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization carnival experiment].
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**Section 2: Cyber Detoxification Party**
"This miasma requires holding your breath..." The Poison Sect elder had just pulled out the Turtle Breathing Technique secret manual when Sibao suddenly ejected a holographic nightclub bracelet: "Primitive operation detected, activating PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds' poison circle mode!"
The quadruplets' hardcore operations subvert the war:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to issue electronic death notices for virus strains
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a 5G DJ (playing "You Are Too Poisonous" Remix)
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into the poisonous fog (the miasma turned into a peach flavor)
- Dabao gave the Piranha Plant an "inner exhaustion" emoji (automatically performed sword swallowing)
"The latest poison circle plan!" The poisonous tongue system suddenly interrupted: [Based on the host's lung capacity, it is recommended to activate the baby bubble blowing mode] The holographic screen popped up:
- Deadly poisonous fog is converted into rainbow clouds
- Detoxification pills transform into "Fall Guys" level-breaking props
- Crocodile Pond activates the "rocking car" vibration mode (playing the "Dragon Drill" BGM)
Suddenly, the swamp exploded into rainbow pudding, and the mechanical DJ popped up a warning: [The 27th carnival experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the DJ booth, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven toxicological formulas, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Immunity Day".
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**Section 3: Family Portrait Purification Chamber**
When the mechanical DJ activated the ultimate poison explosion, Sibao suddenly took out the electronic family portrait: "Activate the ultimate secret - Mom's goodnight kiss!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded into a quantum rainbow:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a dynamic image of the "Daddy Lifts Me High" antibody (the poisonous fog automatically makes way)
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Crib VR (Crocodile Group Lying Down as Cradle)
- Mo Dao held up a cheering sign with a family photo printed on it (the miasma formed the words "Go home for dinner")
- Hundreds of thousands of soldiers suddenly sang "Lullaby" and danced in the square
Mechanical DJs crashed, their turntables transformed into electronic photo albums. A video of interstellar parenting popped out of a Northern Wei marshal's helmet—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using a gas canister to blow bubbles at the four babies, each one imprinted with the words "Father's Love Vaccine Inoculated."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the poisonous swamp shrank into a children's sandbox. Sibao fished out his quantum gas mask from the toxic mud, and a lunar ecological park appeared on the lens. "Daddy said that every breath he takes is in the shape of my love for you~"
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