Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The enemy general's beard is dancing to 'Love You'!" Sibao rushed into the tent, holding up a half-fake beard, with three fluorescent candies stuck to the ends of his hair. "He said he wanted to teach us the heart gesture dance!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of secret letters and found Sanbao using abacus beads to braid the enemy's flag. Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was stuck upside down on the sand table, and the milk condensed into a barrage: "Uncle, your wig is exposed~"
Suddenly, a mechanical sound was heard from outside the tent, and twenty-eight mechanical puppeteers burst in to the beat of "Learn to Meow," their strings flashing red: "[Cleaner No. 27·Intelligence Specialized Type] Friendly Reminder: Your Privacy Agreement has expired 27 years ago—"
Section 1: Information Kindergarten
The enemy camp's hidden stakes in the morning light are like a nursery:
- The spy wrote Morse code on the diaper with rice water
- Pigeon anklet with a luminous pacifier
- Beacon tower smoke spells out "Please hug me" emoji
- The message "Enemy taking a nap" scrolls on the back of the messenger's armor
"Strategies of War, Strategies 1,025!" Gu Jinghong picked up the four treasures used to stamp the secret letter with Peppa Pig's seal. "Use infant behavior to crack the intelligence system."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a big data model: "The enemy's password is 'Baby Bus'!" Sibao's dragon horn pushed into the cipher tube, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding fluorescent powder - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum monitoring room, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao intelligence affinity is being evaluated].
The bronze sword spirit passed by while chewing on the secret letter: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical eavesdropping devices broke out of the ground, and the antennas were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th data theft].
Section 2: The Coquettish Nuclear Weapon Plan
"The latest code!" the scout said, holding up the melted wax seal. "The enemy is using the melody of 'Two Tigers' to transmit the coordinates of the supply route!"
The quadruplets start acting cute:
- Erbao uses poisoned milk to mix strawberry-flavored eavesdropping jammers (they will do a girl group dance when they smell it)
- Sanbao uses abacus to calculate the guard's desire value
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a wink light wave transmitter
- Dabao drew the emoji "want to kiss" for Modao
"Everyone, please look." Sanbao's abacus beads formed a three-dimensional heat map. "According to the hormone diffusion model—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "The sentry uncle will take the initiative to buy us candied haws!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- Quantum watermark detected in secret wax seal
- Password marked "2023.02.27"
- Video of pigeon feathers stored in a cryostat
- The smoke and fire of war constitutes "It's not easy to ask for praise when raising children"
"Alert! Memory theft detected!" Erbao's poisonous eyes reflected a hologram - all information was being tampered with. The male protagonist's blood-written words appeared in the center of the sandbox: "Sing a lullaby!"
Section 3: Moment of Awakening of Cuteness
When the mechanical puppeteer started the brainwashing program, Sibao suddenly bit the string and said, "Activate the ultimate kill!" The bottle bomb exploded in the air, releasing a rainbow of milk mist. Sanbao's abacus beads instantly formed a tsunami of emojis:
- Erbao's wink light wave makes the puppets dance the "Chicken Dance" collectively
- Sambo uses Morse code to send cute animated pictures
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection of famous scenes from "Teletubbies"
- Dabao's Modao raises the white flag of diapers that can rap
The puppets suddenly rebelled, entangled the mechanical puppeteer with silk threads, and performed the "Drunken Butterfly" dance. Sibao seized the opportunity to climb onto the main console, and Longjiao Data Stream cracked the encrypted file—the male protagonist was coaxing twenty-seven cloned babies to sleep in the interstellar laboratory, and the surveillance footage was marked "2023.02.27."
"The 27th intelligence experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the puppeteer suddenly melted into a pool of rainbow syrup. Sibao fished out the quantum pacifier from the syrup. The cryostat showed the protagonist being forced to learn "Baby Sign Language" by twenty-seven data cables.
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