Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The mushrooms are dancing to 'Pure Land of Bliss'!" Sibao rushed into the tent holding a fluorescent umbrella with three glowing rainbow candies stuck to the stem. "They said they want to form a team and participate in 'Dancing with the Stars'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the antidote formula to find Sanbao using abacus beads to barcode poison ivy. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the miasma monitor, and the milk formed a fluorescent bullet screen: "Air quality PM250, it is recommended to wear a gas-proof pacifier~"
Suddenly, fog rolled in, and twenty-eight mechanical dehumidifiers emerged from the ground. The display screen flashed red: [Cleaner No. 27·Eco-Specific Type] Friendly reminder: You have triggered the 27th artificial rainfall package—
Section 1: Adventures in the Poison Disco
The miasma forest in the morning light looks like a magical nightclub:
- Piranha plant dances to the tune of "Wild Wolf Disco"
- Poison Ivy using leaves to hit the B-BOX accompaniment
- Fluorescent mushrooms form a "reward request" bullet screen wall
- Swamp bubbles explode to the melody of "Little Apple"
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 1,224!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the dancing pitcher plants, "Use the sound waves of square dancing to dispel the poisonous fog."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a molecular model: "75% of the hallucinogenic components of miasma are rainbow milk tea!" Sibao thrust his dragon horn into the poison pool, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding colorful mist - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's anti-toxicity testing is in progress].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on detoxifying grass: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical Venus flytraps opened their serrations, and the stamens were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th ecological purification].
Section 2: The old friend turned out to be an emoticon
"Fellow Daoist, please stay!" A mechanical voice suddenly came from the white fog. Sibao rushed out riding a fluorescent mushroom and ran into an "old friend" covered with QR codes - it was actually the deputy general who died in battle three years ago, who was now being controlled by nano-mycelium to dance "New Treasure Island".
"Host's emotional fluctuations detected, activating venomous comfort mode~" The system suddenly blasted out electronic music, "Don't cry, this is just Bionic Doll No. 27, with only enough memory to store three square dance songs!"
Sanbao's abacus brute force cracking control program:
- Mycelium Communication Protocol = Tik Tok Hot Song Beats
- Memory fragments are stored in the cap of the fluorescent mushroom
- Action instructions come from the "Gangnam Style" MV
- The pupil iris is a dynamic payment QR code
"Uncle, your wig is crooked!" Sibao suddenly ripped off the bionic man's scalp, revealing a quantum chip engraved with "2023.02.27." Erbao poured poisonous milk onto the control center, and the nanohyphae suddenly danced collectively to "Drunken Butterfly."
Section 3: The truth is a bottle of poisoned milkshake
As the mechanical flytrap sprayed dissolving liquid, Sanbao suddenly threw out rainbow candies: "Start the food offensive!" The quadruplets launched a combination skill:
- Erbao uses poisoned milk to prepare a strawberry-flavored antidote (drinkers will do a girl group dance)
- Sanbao uses abacus beads to calculate the sweetness of mycelium
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection "Cooking Master Boy" special effects
- Dabao's sword stirs up the poisonous vines that can rap
Miasma condensed in the fragrance, and the solution turned into a waterfall of popping candy. The mechanical Venus flytraps suddenly froze collectively, their leaves forming a heart shape.
"The vulnerability is in the seventh mycelium node!" Sanbao's abacus smashed the main control chip, exploding not the circuit but:
- Quantum capsule storing images of Sibao babies
- Nano printer that can print memory macarons
- A metal plate engraved with "Guardian of Subject 027"
- Holographic video of the male protagonist being trapped in the incubator
"The 27th ecological experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the android suddenly melted. Sibao pounced on the exploding interstellar dessert box—the freezer showed the protagonist being forced to drink a poisonous milkshake by twenty-seven strands of mycelium.
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