Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The Big Dipper is posting on WeChat Moments!" Sibao rushed into the observatory on the back of the bronze sword spirit, holding a glowing star map in his hand. "They said they're going to group buy a meteor shower tonight, and the second one is half price!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from his astronomical tome and saw Sanbao using abacus beads to barcode the Milky Way. Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was inserted upside down in the armillary sphere, and the milk flowed down the dial into a barrage: "The enemy launched a general attack at the hour of Hai, remember to give a bad review~"
Suddenly, a crack appeared in the night sky, and twenty-eight mechanical astrologers descended from the sky, their staffs flashing red lights: [Cleaner No. 27·Astronomy Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your horoscope is 27 years in arrears—
Section 1: Astrology Kindergarten
The observatory at midnight looks like a science fiction movie set:
- Ziweiyuan uses stardust to spell out "seeking three in a row"
- The Big Dipper dances around in circles to the song "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss"
- A galactic crack oozes out a rainbow milk tea-flavored nebula
- Meteor shower in the dome barrage brush "666"
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1,023!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who had thrown milk tea at the star map. "Using calories to obscure the laws of nature."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a gravitational wave model: "Betelgeuse's brightness is abnormally exceeding the standard by 250%!" Sibao's dragon horn pierced the galactic crack, and interstellar scenes emerged from the exploding stardust - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum observatory, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's space-time perception is being tested].
The bronze sword spirit floated by, chewing on meteorite fragments: "Young master, northwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical telescopes rose from the ground, with the tubes engraved with "Cleaner 27 is performing its 27th orbital correction."
Section 2: Cute Baby Interstellar Navigation
"The latest astronomical phenomena!" The Imperial Astronomical Observatory held up the exploding compass. "Sirius is livestreaming eating the moon, and Andromeda sent a friend request!"
After the quadruplets took over the star trajectory deduction:
- Erbao uses poisoned milk to draw an antimatter star map
- Sanbao uses abacus to calculate the sweetness of the black hole
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a wormhole detector
- Dabao drew a "lululu" emoticon for Polaris
"Everyone, please look." Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a four-dimensional model. "Through the gravitational lens effect—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "We can play hopscotch on meteorites!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- Mark the star chart with "2023.02.27"
- Meteor trail is a dynamic QR code
- Memory repair fluid seeps from the Galaxy Rift
- The handle of the Big Dipper points to the dark side of the moon
"Alert! Spacetime paradox discovered!" Erbao's poisonous eyes reflected a hologram—the entire star field was being quantum-reorganized, and the protagonist's blood-written words appeared in the center of the galaxy: "Turn off the beauty filter!"
Section 3: Cross-dimensional disco
When the mechanical telescope released dimensionality-reduction rays, Sanbao suddenly threw out the pacifier: "Start the Galaxy Disco!" The quadruplets launched a combination of skills:
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was sprayed with "Little Apple" fluorescent agent
- Sanbao uses abacus beads to build a Klein bottle dance floor
- Four-treasure dragon horn projection "Dancing Goddess" special effects
- Dabao's Mo Dao provokes B-BOX's Nebula
The universe twisted into a nightclub amidst the sonic waves, black holes transformed into colorful neon lights. The mechanical astrologers suddenly crashed, their staffs dancing to "Drunken Butterfly."
"The flaw is in the seventh rivet!" Sanbao's abacus pierced the main control lens barrel, and what exploded was not the lens but:
- A quantum USB flash drive that stores the birth charts of the four treasures
- AR glasses that can summon Halley's Comet
- A star core engraved with "Son of the Galaxy 2023.02.27"
- Holographic image of the protagonist trapped in a sunspot
"The 27th observation experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the telescope exploded into fireworks. Sibao rushed towards the exploding interstellar blind box. The scene in the cryostat showed the male protagonist being forced to recite the "Code of Astronomical Observation" by 27 instruments.
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