Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Report! The chess pieces in the sandbox have become spirits!" The military advisor rushed into the tent, clutching a cracked Bagua plate. "The chariots, horses, and cannons are having a tea party on the grain road, like soldiers dancing 'Ace of Spades'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the strategic map to find Sibao using a dragon horn as a stylus, transforming the sandbox into a scene from "Plants vs. Zombies." Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the "General" flag, and the milk solidified into a fluorescent bullet screen: "The enemy has five seconds to reach the battlefield~"
Suddenly, the ground shook, and twenty-eight mechanical Go masters emerged from the ground, their chessboards flashing red: [Cleaner No. 27: Strategy Specialized] Friendly reminder: You have been in arrears for 27 years of IQ tax—
Section 1: Sandbox Rampage Record
The Military Intelligence Department at midnight is like a magical paradise:
- The grain cart model performs the onion dance
- Moat Ink spontaneously formed the slogan "Requesting a Salary Raise"
- The wall bricks perform a spacewalk
- Enemy cavalry holding a banner that reads "Down with 996"
"Strategy 1,022!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was pouring cheese fondue onto the sand table. "Flood the enemy's CPU with carbohydrates."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a big data model: "The enemy's dispatch abnormality exceeds the standard by 999%!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the sandbox, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding cheese - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum control room, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's decision-making ability is being evaluated].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing a chess piece: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical holographic projectors came out from the air, and the lenses were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th mind interference].
Section 2: Cute Baby's Strategy of War
"Latest military intelligence!" the scout said, holding the melted tiger talisman. "The enemy has used holographic projection to create a hundred thousand celestial soldiers, but they're all over-beautified internet celebrity faces!"
The quadruplets start anti-routine mode:
- Erbao splashed the toxic makeup remover milk on the projection area
- Sanbao uses abacus beads to calculate the curvature of the mandibular angle of the influencer
- Four-treasure dragon horn projection "magic mirror" special effects
- Dabao drew a graffiti for Modao called "Anti-Counterfeiting"
"Generals, please look!" Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a three-dimensional model. "According to facial recognition technology—" the beads suddenly transformed into a dog-head emoji. "Twenty-seven of these heavenly soldiers have AI-powered faces!"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- Projector marked "2023.02.27"
- The pupil of the holographic soldier is a dynamic QR code
- Zhanqi uses Morse code to send Taobao links
- The sound of horse hooves is sampled from "Gangnam Style"
"Alert! Cognitive pollution detected!" Erbao's poisonous pupils reflected a hologram—all the soldiers began to recite "Livestream Sales Talk," and in the center of the sandbox, the male protagonist's bloodwritten words appeared: "Turn off the beauty filter!"
Section 3: A feast of attack on intelligence
When the mechanical projector released brainwashing waves, Sanbao suddenly threw out the abacus: "Start reverse planting!" The quadruplets launched a combination of skills:
- Spray Erbao's poisonous milk bottle with "Wisdom Tree" anti-fraud spray
- Sanbao uses abacus beads to build an information cocoon
- Sibao Longjiao Projection "Approaching Science" documentary
- Dabao's Mo Dao raised a banner to refute rumors that he can rap
The battlefield, distorted by data streams, became a livestream, with AI soldiers collectively pleading for attention. A mechanical Go master suddenly froze, its black and white pieces spelling out "Please spare me."
"The vulnerability is in the seventh filter!" Sanbao's abacus pierced the main control chip, exploding not the circuit but:
- Quantum hard drive storing the growth data of the four treasures
- Nano-cartridges that can 3D print the truth
- A medal engraved with "Anti-Counterfeiting Pioneer 2023.02.27"
- The protagonist is trapped in a holographic image on the trending search list
"The 27th thought experiment failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the projector exploded into fireworks. Sibao lunged at the interstellar delivery box—the freezer showed the male protagonist being forced to recite the "Fraud Prevention Manual" by twenty-seven devices.
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