Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Public Opinion Diaper**
The flagstones of Chang'an Avenue suddenly began to dance like square dancers, shaking Sibao's newly erected public opinion mailbox into a glowing rocking horse. Erbao rolled into the teahouse, clutching a milk bottle emitting a whirlwind of Tai Chi energy: "Mommy! The salty tofu pudding crowd at Xishi is beating up the sweet crowd in the livestream! They're asking a cute baby to be the referee!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the umbrella and found that the embroidery on the umbrella was twisting. Danmu: [Aunt Li in the east city: Please mediate the conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law] [Zhang the butcher in the west city: Pork is unsaleable, please save the children]
Parenting System Pop-Up Holographic Bib:
- The notice board transforms into a diaper changing station with a scrolling "Poop Emoji Poll"
- Install the "BabyBus" BGM button on the Yamen Drum
- The most outrageous thing is the moat, which is filled with "Please Hug" prayer boats
- Dr. Tea lamented: "They're adding milk powder to Longjing tea!"
"Constipation among the people has been detected," the system displayed a comforting doll, "Launch 'Tai Chi Parenting Poll' 1.0!" Suzaku Street transformed into a giant crawling mat.
Sibao's dragon horn scanned his brainwaves: "Public resentment value = the number of times Daddy's hand trembled while mixing the formula x 27!" Before he could finish his words, two scholars from different factions rushed over, wearing glowing bibs. "Please, Sibao, taste our sweet and savory tofu pudding!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing the petition paper: "Young master, shock position..." Twenty-eight mechanical confinement nannies emerged from the ground, and the milk bottles were engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization appeasement experiment."
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**Section 2: Quantum Childcare and Governance**
"This conflict needs to be educated..." Just as the prefect pulled out the Tao Te Ching, Sibao suddenly sprayed out holographic chewing gum: "Antique detected. A subscription has been made to the 'Guide to Infant and Toddler Conflict Resolution'!"
The quadruplets' hardcore operation shocked all officials:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to generate a "Sweet and Salty Party Bedwetting History Exchange Diary"
- Sibao transforms the dragon horn into a 5G resonator (plays the modulated version of "Dig, Dig")
- The system pours AD calcium milk into the moat (a fluorescent slogan "Unity and Friendship" appears on the river)
- Erbao drew a "panda paralysis" emoticon for the yamen runner (Water and Fire Stick danced the "Chicken Cha Cha Dance")
"The latest financing plan!" The system switches to a lullaby voice: [According to the host's flustered index, start Tai Chi rocking car mode] The holographic screen pops up:
- Public opinion differences are transformed into nutritional ratio tables for complementary foods
- Class contradictions are encrypted into the score of "Two Tigers"
- Civil disputes trigger "saliva towel" absorption system
Suddenly, the teahouse exploded into a rain of milk powder, and the mechanical confinement nanny popped up a warning: [The 27th soothing experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the robotic arm, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven public opinion codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Magnetic Field Day".
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**Section 3: Holographic Daddy Carrier**
When the mechanical confinement nanny started the suppression program, Sibao suddenly took out the electronic carrier and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's lullaby to sleep!"
The system suddenly blue screen pops up milk foam:
- Sanbao abacus generates a "lift high" dynamic Tai Chi diagram (sweet and salty lovers automatically embrace)
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Monitor (male protagonist coaxes twins VR late at night)
- Mo Dao raises the luminous bib flag (the Wanmin umbrella spins into a diaper)
- Hundreds of thousands of people sang "Where Are We Going, Dad?" and performed Tai Chi square dance
Mechanical maternity nurses crashed, baby bottles transformed into fluorescent rattles, and an interstellar childcare surveillance system popped up from the bottom of a tofu pudding bowl—the male protagonist used a Wanmin umbrella to shade the baby Sibao from the sun, each rib inscribed with the words "Father's love supports the world."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed, and the capital shrank into a child's playhouse. Sibao fished out the quantum carrier from the crowd, and patterns emerged on the lunar community: "Daddy said that every hug is in the shape of love for you~"
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