Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**The first session: Guoyun baby food supplement class**
The bronze tripod in the Imperial Ancestral Temple suddenly erupted in disco-style, shaking the jade seal Sibao had just offered into a tangle of teething biscuits. Sanbao rolled over to the incense table, holding a milk bottle gleaming with stars: "Mom! The Golden Dragon of National Destiny is on a hunger strike in the livestream! He says the dragon spirit made by the imperial chef isn't as good as the AD calcium milk flavor!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the sacrificial text and found Qingyan spelling out the barrage: [Luck Value: This baby needs to drink milk at night] [Dragon Vein: I'm hungry for food]
The parenting system suddenly pops up a holographic bib:
- Zhenguoding holds a luminous pacifier in his mouth and blows bubbles
- Sheji Altar transforms into a food preparation table
- The most outrageous thing is that the imperial seal was replaced with carrot rice paste
- The Minister of Rites lamented during a livestream: "They turned the three animals of Tailao into meat floss!"
"Guoyun is detected to be picky about food," the system showed a comforting doll, "Start "Baby Nutrition" 2.0!" The main hall of the Taimiao was transformed into a matrix of baby dining chairs.
The four dragon horns scanned the DNA chain: "National Fortune and Health Value = Daddy's milk powder water temperature x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the "Feed Request" sign overhead from the Imperial Observatory crashed into him: "Your Majesty! The Northern Wei has contaminated our dragon veins with toxic milk powder!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on the incense ash: "Young master, Xun position..." Twenty-eight mechanical nutritionists broke out of the ground, and the measuring cups were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization feeding experiment].
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**Section 2: Quantum Parenting and Statecraft**
"During this calamity, we must fast..." Just as the high priest presented the vegetarian meal, Sibao suddenly sprayed out holographic chewing gum: "Feudal superstition detected. The 'Infant and Toddler Dietary Guidelines' have been bound!"
The quadruplets' hardcore operation shocked their ancestors:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to analyze the composition of dragon vein poop
- Sibao converted Longjiao into a 5G baby food machine (national destiny condensed into spinach and pig liver paste)
- The system pours AD calcium milk into the cauldron (green smoke emerges with a fluorescent indicator of "calcium, iron, zinc, and selenium")
- Erbao puts an anti-fouling bib on Jinlong (the scales automatically reject toxic milk powder)
"The latest plan for governing the country!" The system switched to a nursery rhyme voice: [Based on the host's flustered index, start the rocking car feeding mode] The holographic screen popped up:
- Border battle reports converted into growth curves
- Tax policy encrypted into the music sheet of "Eating Song"
- Plague warning activates "saliva towel" purification system
Suddenly, the dragon vein exploded into a rain of rice porridge, and the mechanical nutritionist popped up a warning: [The 27th feeding experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven nutritional codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Recipe Day".
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**Section 3: Holographic Dad’s Kitchen**
When the mechanical nutritionist started the weaning process, Sibao suddenly took out the electronic bottle and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's late-night restaurant!"
The system suddenly blue screen popped up rice grains:
- Sanbao abacus generates a "lift high" nutrition dynamic chart (toxic milk powder turns into probiotics)
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Monitoring (Male Testing Milk Temperature VR)
- Mo Dao raises the luminous bib flag (Northern Wei poison fog self-purification into supplementary food)
- 100,000 disaster victims sang "Song of the Hard-Eating People" and danced to the song "Dig, Dig, Dig"
Mechanical nutritionists crashed en masse, and measuring cups became pacifiers. A video of interstellar childcare emerges from the Golden Dragon's Reverse Scales—in which the male protagonist uses a jade seal to press rice cakes for the four babies, each inscribed with "Father's Love Formula."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed, and the landscape shrank into a playful kitchen. Sibao fished out a quantum food spoon from the rice cereal, and a lunar farm pattern emerged: "Daddy said every spoonful of rice cereal is in the shape of my love for you~"
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