Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: Tea Party of the Yuzhou Residents Committee**
As the Quantum Pumpkin began its beatbox performance, the flying swords on the thatched roof suddenly began a collective square dance, creating another three-meter crack in Tiandao's recently patched hole. The ankle pacifier buzzed with an alarm: "Mammary gland blockage detected in Tiandao! Milk leakage index exceeds the limit by 27 times!"
A woman wearing a red armband squeezed out of the crack, holding a glowing thermos cup and saying, "Xiao Gu! Your pumpkin is disturbing the neighbors! Fine: three tons of milk!"
Sibao rushed into the vegetable garden, holding a bib and saying, "Auntie, look! Heaven struck first!"
The pacifier pendant instantly popped open the holographic projector:
- Expired milk tea (labeled "three no products") seeping out of cracks
- The aunt's armband has a watermark of "Universe Neighborhood Committee Temporary Worker"
- The most outrageous thing is the ticket, which has "Scan the code to complain to Tiandao" printed on the back.
"According to Chapter 114, Section 514 of the Interstellar Infant and Child Rights Act—" The pacifier pendant suddenly switched to a lolita-like voice and said, "Your leak is even worse than Sibao's diapers!"
The Cosmic Mother's thermos exploded with goji berries: "How dare you! This Heavenly Dao has nursed twenty-seven planes!"
The male protagonist silently raised Sibao and asked, "When you were breastfeeding...did you forget to tear off the security code?"
A barcode was faintly visible under the aunt's collar. The Sibao Dragon Horn scan showed: [Manufacturer Date: Three Days Before Creation] [Quality Inspector: Pangu]
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**Section 2: The Ultimate Diaper Court Cannon**
When Big Mommy Cosmic was about to issue a gag order, the vegetable garden suddenly transformed into a giant baby chair courtroom. The pacifier pendant jumped onto the plaintiff's seat:
> **"Accusing the Three Great Sins of Heaven:"**
> **"One gram deducts the energy of fatherly love (evidence: Daddy's dark circles)"**
> **"Second private breastfeeding tax (evidence: milk stains on the flying sword on the roof)"**
> **"Three most unforgivable——"**
> **"Hide Sibao's mommy's smile in the loophole as private money!"**
Quantum spinach instantly grew into a jury, each leaf holding a fluorescent "Guilty" sign. Mother Cosmos slapped her thermos anxiously: "That...that's a cosmic parenting risk reserve!"
The poisonous tongue system turns on critical strike mode:
- Sanbao Abacus generates "Tiandao Income and Expenditure Table" (showing 99% tax is used to buy anti-baldness elixir)
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection Surveillance Screen (Auntie uses the plane loophole to soak her feet)
- The monks held up signs to support:
Yaowang Valley: "A withheld smile can be used as medicine!"
? Buddhist Sect: "These are the three poisons of greed, anger, and ignorance!"
Sword Master's flying swords formed a barrage: [Give me back my Master's wife's smile]
"Countersuit begins!" the old lady flung out the "Plane Parenting Guidelines": "The defendant used snot bubbles to patch the sky! He used beard stubble as a candlestick chart!"
The pacifier pendant suddenly blue screen: "Detected a logic vulnerability in the plaintiff... Activating the ultimate secret—"
Sibao blew his nose into the crack: "A-choo!"
A giant snot bubble wrapped around Mother Tiandao, and 27 lines of "Joint Complaint Letter from Mother Universe" appeared on instant noodles.
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**Section 3: The Ultimate Move of Fatherly Love**
When Big Mom was swooning in the snot bubble, the male protagonist suddenly took out his treasured family photo and said, "Look at her..."
The woman in the photo had a slight smile on her lips, and Tian Dao froze instantly: "Meimei's beauty trap is a foul!"
The pacifier pendant burns out the last bit of power:
> **"Emotional nuclear bomb loading..."**
> **"Attack coordinates: Tiandao menopausal emotional center"**
> **"Ammunition: Sibao's First Cry at Birth"**
The starry sky suddenly became silent——
- Quantum Pumpkin stops the Beatbox (roots entangled into the fluorescent words "Father's Love is Invincible")
- Flying swords flew down from the roof and formed into crib rails
- The most shocking thing is Aunt Tiandao, whose red armband turned into an apron embroidered with "Good Grandma of the Universe"
The snot bubbles popped, and the old lady wiped her tears and reached into her pocket: "Take it...take it!"
A fragment of Mom's smile drifted into the family portrait, and the woman in the photo blinked. The pacifier on her ankle cracked, and finally a sigh escaped: "That was great... Remember to burn some e-paper money for Auntie..."
In the morning light, the male protagonist picked up Sibao and walked towards the vegetable garden. The quantum spinach automatically separated, revealing a new grave with a bottle inserted:
**Here lies the most poisonous tongue in the universe**
She used up her last battery
**Change the Heaven Dao to learn how to take care of grandchildren**
A holographic advertisement suddenly appeared on the grave: "Grandma Tiandao's Parenting Class! First installment of tuition is 27 pounds of beard scum!"
Sibao pressed his snot bubble on the grave: "Auntie, next time you go against the Heavenly Dao... I will spray her with my boy's urine!" The morning breeze blew away half a leaf, and on the back was a pacifier-shaped star trail, pointing directly to the nursery of the Milky Way.
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