Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: A Guide to Raising Children in a Rebellious Universe**
Sibao was squatting in a field of quantum spinach, poking at the leaves, when he was suddenly sprayed with juice tinged with the melody of "The Lone Hero." The pacifier pendant on his ankle vibrated: "Alert! Leak detected on the Tiandao changing table—"
A giant diaper-shaped nebula appeared above the thatched cottage, and a fluorescent milk rain fell. A grinding wheel in the corner of the yard actually emerged from the milk stain. Barrage: [Warning! Planar rules solubility 27%] [Supplementary clause: It is forbidden to use the loophole of the heaven to make milk powder]
The male lead rushed over with a hoe dripping with milk: "This spinach just finished singing "Dig, Dig" and is already doing square dancing!"
Before he finished speaking, the entire wheat field suddenly twisted:
- Automatically threshing wheat ears to form the Morse code for "Please hug me"
- The bamboo fence becomes a scrolling electronic screen [Dad's Rule No. 1: Fill any holes with a bib]
- The most outrageous thing is the well rope at home, with a glowing pacifier wrapped around it: "Please insert a coin to watch Tiandao Parenting Monitoring"
"Dad!" Sibaolongjiao scanned the rain curtain, "The milk rain contains melamine! It's expired Tiandao made by a black-hearted workshop!"
The ankle pacifier suddenly projected the "White Paper on the Rights of Infants and Children in Space": "In accordance with Article 27 of Interstellar Law...hiss...I am now requisitioning your kitchen as a temporary repair station..."
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**Section 2: Diaper Patching Special Forces**
When the thatched hut began to melt, the male protagonist picked up the pot lid to block the milk rain: "This thing is more evil than the monk's magic weapon!"
The sudden change when the pot lid touches the milk rain——
The cast iron pattern transformed into a holographic keyboard, and a selection box popped up on the controller:
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[1] Calling the Four Treasures Snot Bubbles to fill the gaps
[2] Using Daddy’s beard stubble as a patch
[3] Activate the Ultimate Secret: Aunt No. 27's Electronic Grave
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Sibao's little hands slammed the keyboard! The quantum spinach field suddenly went berserk:
- Spinach leaves rolled into construction helmets (each inscribed with "Universe's Best Vegetable Farmer")
- Vegetable Root Automatic Weaving Bib Ladder
- The monks came with flying swords:
The elder of Yaowang Valley turned the alchemy furnace upside down and used it as a milk basin to catch the leak.
The Buddhist abbot used a donation box as a urine bucket.
Sword Master's flying swords formed a "No Throwing Objects from High Places" warning sign
"Generating a fix..." The ankle pacifier shot out a strawberry-flavored beam of light. A sudden electronic bottle popped out of a loophole in the sky: "Illegal construction detected! Penalty: Confiscate Sibao's pacifier pendant!"
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**Section 3: Legalizing the "Daddy" Loophole**
When the electronic bottle sucked away the ankle pacifier, Sibao suddenly pulled out a wrinkled family photo and said, "The hole was made by my dad's beard stubble! I'm going to poke you in the face as punishment!"
The corners of the woman's smile in the photo rose slightly, and Tiandao Milk Bottle froze instantly: "Beautiful... Honey trap prohibited!"
The male protagonist took the opportunity to throw out the ultimate fix—a half-soaked can of spleen-strengthening powder! The powder condensed in the rain into twenty-seven lines of glowing "Application for Legalizing the Childcare Loophole":
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Article 1: Snot bubbles are allowed instead of space adhesive
Article 2: Acknowledge Daddy’s Dark Circles as a Rule Buffer
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Article 27: Sibao’s Crying Statement is a Cosmic-Level Emergency Patch
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Quantum spinach suddenly sang "Only Mother is Good in the World" in unison, and the sound waves caused cracks to spread in the Tiandao milk bottle. The monks' life-defining magic weapons collectively rebelled:
- The furnace sprays "Father's Love" anti-rust paint
- Feijian engraves electronic signature on the application form
- A QR code is generated on the palm of the Buddha's golden body: "Scan the code to submit a joint letter"
The Tiandao baby bottle cracked, and the milk rain turned into a rainbow, watering the wheat fields. The ankle pacifier popped out from the crack, and a line of small text appeared on the surface: "Vulnerability registration successful. Next time, please submit a crying request form 27 hours in advance."
Under the moonlight, Sibao poked at the newly grown quantum pumpkin and said, "Dad, it means we're going to perform a B-Box tomorrow..."
The hero picked up the hoe dripping with rainbow milk: "Let it hold! Repair the roof first!" The flying swords on the thatched roof trembled in unison, and the sword tassel milk bottles jingled.
The pacifier pendant flickered in the night wind: "Detected favorability of Tiandao +1%... Reward: Plant mommy's smile in the loophole..." Stardust swept across the wheat field, and the woman's gentle lip print appeared on the largest ear of wheat.
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