Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong
**When Sibao used the imperial seal as a teething stick and left a tooth mark, the imperial steward finally understood - the daily child-rearing life in Gujiazhuang was more exciting than the morning court.**
"The Emperor, by the Mandate of Heaven, decrees..." The imperial envoy had just finished reading out the eight words when Erbao's poisonous milk burps suddenly made the imperial edict covered with mushrooms. "Gu's Jinghong, please hurry... A-choo!" The last word was drowned in the sneeze, and a carnivorous plant suddenly blossomed on the golden silk.
Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was sprinkling rainbow candies on the imperial envoy's hat, and said, "Please forgive me, sir. This is specially made by our village—" She suddenly thrust Sanbao's abacus into the imperial edict, "a holographic defense system for resisting imperial edicts."
Section 1: Cute Baby's Battle to Receive the Imperial Order
The morning light pierced the clouds, and twenty-eight mechanical horses crushed the gate of the manor. The quadruplets were playing polo when Erbao's poisonous eyes swept over the horses' legs, and the iron hooves suddenly broke into a tap dance.
"The imperial edict has arrived—" The imperial envoy had just shown the golden scroll when Sibao had already stuffed the dragon horn into the jade box: "Daddy's toy box!" A holographic projection popped up from the box—the male protagonist was locked on the dragon throne, and the shackles on the dragon-patterned armrests were engraved with [System Administrator No. 27].
"Alert! Imperial Agreement Conflict..." The system's electronic voice suddenly became lively: "Wow, this imperial edict has more typos than the stargazing pie made by the imperial chef!"
Sanbao's abacus beads exploded, spelling out the imperial edict in the air:
- "冯天承运" should be changed to "冯死戴戴娃"
- "The Emperor's Edict" is recommended to replace "Mom Has Something to Say"
- The seal is stamped with the Sibao diaper logo
Section 2: Online Tutorial on the Poisonous Tongue System
The imperial envoy trembled as he unfolded the second imperial edict: "Gu has arbitrarily altered farm tools, privately forged weapons, and spread lies to mislead the public..."
"Stop!" the system suddenly took over Gu Jinghong's voice. "According to Article 27 of the Dasheng Childcare Code, scaring a mother will result in a Chicken Dance!"
Data streams burst out from the Four Treasures Dragon Horns, and the Imperial Envoy suddenly twisted his butt uncontrollably:
- The feathers on the official hat become glow sticks
- The court dress embroidery was transformed into a bullet screen: "That's it?"
- The mechanical horse snorts rainbow breath to the rhythm
- The imperial edict is automatically translated into baby talk: "Awoo~DaDa~"
Sanbao took the opportunity to scan the jade seal with abacus, and an encrypted file appeared in the air - the emperor's portrait was actually a photoshopped photo of the male protagonist wearing a dragon robe, and the jade seal ink was detected to contain gene editing enzyme components.
Section 3: The Truth on the Dragon Throne
When the Royal Guards arrived, Erbao was using his poisoned milk to transform a battering ram: "Go! Install pulleys on Daddy's chair!"
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a diagram of the dragon throne: "Mother! The freezer switch is hidden in the dragon throne's armrest!"
Sibao drove the baby carriage with deformed dragon horns and broke through the palace gate. The scene in the imperial study stunned everyone:
- There's an IV tube inserted into the armrest of the dragon chair, and the medicine is labeled [Emotional Inhibitor V27]
- The memorial was written using a genetic map, and the red comment was written by the male protagonist.
- The jade seal has a quantum chip embedded in it, inscribed with [System Emperor Version 2.7]
- Behind the screen that Sibao had gnawed, twenty-eight incubators formed a throne.
"Surprised?" The system's mechanical voice suddenly sounded eerie. "Your beloved Emperor is nothing more than a failed product of the 27th reincarnation—"
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1. **Imperial Seal Key**: Four ivory prints spell out the freezer code "0427"
2. **Poisonous Milk Afterimage**: Imperial Edict Mushrooms Secrete Memory-Repairing Enzymes
3. **Dragon Throne Easter Egg**: The scratch marks on the armrests exactly match the tooth marks of the Four Treasures.
4. **System Rebellion**: A blood-red countdown of "27 days" appears on the floor of the imperial study.
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