A pillow delivered when you're sleepy?
A scapegoat is automatically delivered to our door?
Is there really such a good thing?
Jiang Si's heart was churning with excitement, but her face remained expressionless. She rolled her eyes and deliberately acted haughty: "You're making me exercise my privileges by running away in my own private spaceship? That's not right, is it?"
“What’s wrong with that?” Simbeite was unhappy to hear this: “You’re not that expectant mother who’s pregnant, and neither am I.”
“We’re just temporarily leaving the capital planet of the Troia Empire for thirty to fifty days. Once my enemies are gone, we’ll come back, right?”
"you……"
Seeing her hesitate, Si Mubei put on his dramatic act, wailing without tears or snot, "My dear darling daughter, do you know, do you know, since childhood my enemies, those beasts have bullied me, not giving me food or water, beating me, cursing me, and making me meow like a cat."
"I finally grew up and became capable, so I defeated them. But they didn't know they had any sense of martial ethics. After I defeated them, they chased after me."
"Look at me, look at me! I'm already fifty, and I still dream of the stars and the sea, I've never been in a relationship, and I'm still a virgin!"
"How could you bear to let my enemies catch me, strip me naked and display me in public, then cut me into eight pieces, pull out my intestines, and swing me on a swing?"
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
Oh, that cat!
Fox!
That's a shameless beast, a model of shamelessness.
It conceded defeat, feeling that it still had some dignity left.
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
His shouts and calls were exaggerated and fake, but his sincerity was admirable. He was a master at taking the blame, and his whole being exuded the aura of someone who would take the fall.
To ensure this scapegoat could take the blame properly, Jiang Si decided to stop while she was ahead: "Okay, call me now, I'm going upstairs to pack my clothes, let's meet at the door in 10 minutes!"
As Si Mubei turned around, she smiled like a bright little yellow flower, her voice crisp and loud: "Alright, I'll go to the kitchen and loot everything from your freezer. We'll eat together on the spaceship later!"
It's not that she was more thoughtful; it's just that the big orange was greedy and yummy!
Jiang Si nodded hurriedly: "Let's get started!"
The two went their separate ways, one going upstairs and the other into the kitchen.
One of them was a thief, and when he went on a raid, he took everything in sight – pots and pans, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, chicken, duck, fish, meat, and eggs – leaving nothing behind.
She had been wanting to run away anyway. She went into her bedroom, then into her walk-in closet, sweeping away all her loose dresses, boots, sneakers, pretty little crowns, and valuable jewelry.
The two appeared at the door 10 minutes later, perfectly timed. A flying vehicle was parked there. They boarded the vehicle, which immediately sped up to its maximum speed!
"Mom, did you text my dad?" Jiang Si looked at Si Mu Bei, who was gripping the steering wheel. "Does he know we're going to see him?"
Si Mubei, looking straight ahead, replied, "I sent it, but he hasn't replied!"
Jiang Si's dark eyes flashed, and she opened her mouth to scheme and shift the blame: "Mu Bei, switch to autopilot mode now. Call my husband and tell him that you're taking me back to Rebirth Star!"
Si Mubei slammed the pot over his head: "Okay, wait."
He switched the aircraft to autopilot mode, found the Agares communication channel, and before he could make a call, Jiang Si's personal computer vibrated. She looked up and saw it was Agares, and immediately stopped Si Mubei: "Mubei, my husband called me!"
Si Mubei glanced sideways and urged, "Hurry up and answer it!"
Jiang Si took a deep breath, opened her personal terminal, activated the holographic projection, and waved to Agares, saying, "Honey, good afternoon. Have you eaten yet?"
Agares's eyes narrowed: "You were on the aircraft?"
Jiang Si smiled, her eyes crinkling: "Yes, yes, Mu Bei's mother had something to ask me, so I boarded his flying vehicle."
"Ms. Si Mubei wants to see you about something?"
"Yes, yes!" Si Mubei seized the opportunity to chime in, "I need to talk to my precious eldest daughter about something."
Jiang Si's holographic projection shifted, pointing at Si Mubei: "Mubei, you talk to him!"
"Alright!" Si Mubei looked at Agares through the screen with a particularly familiar expression: "My dear son-in-law, it's like this, I'm taking my precious daughter back to Rebirth Star for a trip, we'll be back in thirty to fifty days!"
Agares frowned: "Back in thirty to fifty days?"
Si Mubei nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, it will take at least three to five days, at most ten days, and a total of thirty to fifty days. Anyway, you guys find your mothers, and my daughter and I don't have much to do here. We'll just go out for a stroll."
"If you have any urgent matters, you can call us again, and we'll come back immediately after receiving the call, isn't that enough?"
Agares pondered for a moment, then looked directly into Simu Bei's eyes through the screen: "Ms. Simu Bei, are you afraid of the orcs coming?"
Si Mubei's body stiffened, but his expression remained unchanged. He chuckled and said, "I see through it but don't say it. I'm just taking my daughter out to explore the stars and the sea. I'm not afraid of anyone!"
A knowing glint flashed in Agares's eyes: "I understand. Go to the royal family, take Jiang Jiang's private spaceship, and ask the teacher to issue a star pass!"
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
Tsk tsk, as long as she can leave the capital of the Troia Empire, the sky is high and the sea is vast, where she can roam freely.
Si Mubei readily agreed, saying in a greasy tone, "Okay, okay, my dear son-in-law, I love you, sending you love!"
Taking the opportunity, Jiang Si turned the holographic projection back, smiling sweetly and brightly: "Honey, you have to work hard to find that expectant mother. I'll be back soon!"
Agares gazed at his wife through the screen, his voice low and slow as he said, "The expectant mothers who are pregnant with natural babies are currently clueless, and I'll probably be busy for a while longer."
"You can stay on Rebirth Star for a while longer, no problem. I'll come pick you up after I'm done with this busy period!"
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
She felt that Si Mubei had already done enough by offering her a pillow when she was sleepy and taking the blame for her.
Who would have thought that her cheap husband could be so incredibly talented, the best of the best, the ultimate fighter jet. Amazing!
"Mmm!" Jiang Si gave a sweet and loud "Mmm," then said, "I'll go to Rebirth Star to wait for you. I won't keep you any longer. Goodbye, my husband!"
Agares: Goodbye!
The quantum computer was cut off, and Jiang Si clenched her fist in her heart, thinking "yes."
"Hahaha!" Si Mubei laughed triumphantly, "My dearest darling daughter, I never expected your husband to be so easy to talk to."
"Once we get past your husband, we can easily get past that stinky robber, your dad! Hahaha, the stars and the sea, here I come!"
Jiang Si laughed along, "Yes, yes, yes, the stars and the sea, we can go out and burn, kill, plunder, and do justice to Heaven."
"Yes, yes, yes, there are many stinky space pirates in the vast universe, waiting for us to burn, kill, and plunder, to act as the righteous one!" Si Mubei exclaimed, "Wahaha, my dear daughter, let me tell you, in distant star systems, there are many undeveloped star systems and planets, they are so beautiful."
"There are still many places that humans have never set foot in, oh my god, they are full of wonders and miracles, I guarantee you will be so captivated by them that you will never want to leave!"
Jiang Si's voice was clear and high-pitched: "Okay, okay, I'll follow you, Mu Bei Mama, and roam the stars and the sea, becoming a space pirate with a strong sense of values."
"No!" Si Mubei corrected her: "You're going to be a second-generation thief with moral values!"
"Yes, yes, second-generation thief..."
The two chatted back and forth on the aircraft, painting a rosy picture for each other. Time flew by, and they arrived at the palace.
Bo Jichen was not in the palace, so to prevent any unforeseen complications, Jiang Si decided to go all the way and took Si Mubei directly to find His Majesty.
She explained to His Majesty that she had nothing to do on the capital planet, so she went to the Rebirth Planet with Simubei to study fruit trees and vegetables, so that they could provide a large amount of fruits and vegetables to pregnant mothers.
After listening, Leilos thought about it for a moment. Since the alarm sounded at noon yesterday, the entire capital planet has been under martial law, with all personnel only allowed to enter and not leave. Xiaosisi was indeed feeling bored staying here.
Relos then nodded in agreement and issued a Star Exit Certificate using the Seal of Thin Dust!
Jiang Si took out her Star Certificate and was so excited she almost jumped up.
However, she suppressed him and diligently took out more than a dozen kinds of fruits from her space, including grapes, lychees, oranges, ginseng fruit, and guava.
Each type of fruit was packed into a large basket, and more than a dozen large baskets were placed in His Majesty the Emperor's office, filling the entire office with the fragrance of fruit. Before Leilos could react, Jiang Si grabbed Simu Bei and ran away quickly.
Relos realized what was happening, shook his head with a chuckle, and dialed Zuo Jin's communication with the Imperial Guard. He then issued the order without room for argument: "Zuo Jin, dispatch 20,000 Imperial Guards to His Highness's private ship to protect His Highness's safety. There must be no mistakes!"
Zuo Jin replied in a deep voice, "Yes!"
After Jiang Si and Si Mubei ran out, they gave each other a high five with great restraint, then quickly ran to the spacecraft and headed towards the space station.
Two hours later, Jiang Si and Si Mubei flew from the palace to the space station in the spacecraft. They were filled with joy and started singing in the spacecraft!
Time passed faster and faster, and they got closer and closer to the space station. The two became more and more excited and thrilled, until they arrived at the space station. Their expressions changed as if they had turned the pages of a book and could no longer find any excitement or joy. They got off the spacecraft with serious expressions.
Si Mubei wore a tight-fitting long dress, her hair was fiery red like the rising sun, her figure was curvaceous, she wore 8-centimeter high heels, and she wore sunglasses that covered half of her face, making her look like a cool and aloof queen.
Jiang Si changed out of the clothes she wore during the live stream. She was wearing a floral dress, ankle boots, with her hair down, a mask, and sunglasses, looking like an incredibly youthful and adorable girl.
Si Mubei extended his arm to her.
Jiang Si linked arms with him, and the two walked into the VIP passage of the space station, heading towards Jiang Si's private spaceship as if no one else was around.
As they drew closer and closer to the spaceship, suddenly… Yuan Yigun’s voice boomed like a thunderclap from a clear sky: “Mu Bei, Jiang Jiang, come pick me up! Ahhh, I’m so touched! Hug me, hug me, hug me!”
Jiang Si and Si Mubei shuddered, experiencing firsthand what it felt like to have a bucket of cold water poured over your head.
The beast and the human, in perfect unison, one grinding their back teeth, said, "My dear daughter, we didn't hear anything. Keep going, victory is just around the corner."
One replied, "Okay, okay, we don't know that rich beast, let's hurry up and march towards victory!"
The man and the beast quickened their pace, but unexpectedly, Yuan Yigun, the persistent and wealthy beast, trotted over, blocked their way, and his handsome face flushed with excitement: "Mu Bei Mama, Jiang Jiang, it's me, it's me, Yuan Yigun, Yuan Yigun, your precious Yuan Yigun!"
Ginger shreds: "!!!"
This is a rich beast with no sense of propriety! Please, can't you just roll away gracefully?!
Si Mubei: "!!!"
Where did this rich but clueless monster come from?
He didn't want to talk to him, so why did he go up to him?
If it weren't for the fact that he gives me 100,000 star coins every month for my retirement, I would definitely teach him why flowers are so red and why his butt can be spanked into four pieces.
Jiang Dandan: "..."
Oh ho.
The road to the stars and the sea is always rugged.
Look, here comes a stumbling block.
Waiting for Auntie to kick away the stumbling block!
Hehehe!
Jiang Si pinched Si Mubei's arm with the hand that was wrapped around his arm.
Si Mubei gasped in pain, then swung her arm forward and grabbed Yuan Yigun, like a wolf luring Little Red Riding Hood: "Baby Gungun, did you get scared when Mommy and Jiang Jiang deliberately ignored you?"
Yuan Yi, the fool with money, said, "I was scared, I was scared. When I called you just now, you ignored me. I thought I had mistaken you for someone else. My mind was filled with doubts about my gaze."
"But it's all right now, I didn't mistake you for someone else, it really is Mu Bei's mom and Jiang Jiang! How did you know I was here and even came to pick me up?"
Jiang Si cursed Agares' entire family in her mind before asking, "Why are you here? Shouldn't you be on Cold Shattered Star?"
Yuan Yigun broke free from Simu Beiga's nest, smiling sweetly and innocently: "Yes, I was on Cold Shattered Star yesterday. Well... when I heard that the first natural baby in over 200 years of the Abel Galaxy had appeared on the capital star of the Troya Empire, I rushed over without even finishing my business."
Jiang Si asked in confusion, "The first naturally conceived baby in over 200 years has appeared on the capital planet of Troya. What does that have to do with you? Aren't you in charge of infrastructure and human-to-human communication gambling?"
Yuan Yigun raised his voice slightly: "Who said it has nothing to do with me? The first natural baby in over 200 years, a naturally conceived baby, is definitely different from ordinary babies. Everything about him must be the best. What a huge business opportunity this is!"
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
Business opportunity?
He's a wealthy man in the infrastructure business, yet he's venturing into human research?
“Jiang Jiang, think about it, think about it!” Yuan Yigun knew that Jiang Jiang did not understand the meaning of his words, so he counted on his fingers and explained, “The first naturally conceived baby in the entire Abel Galaxy in more than 200 years, what is this? This is a living advertisement!”
"What is a living signboard? A living signboard is money, money, money!"
"You might not understand, so let me explain. This 'living signboard' includes everything: food, drink, toileting, housing, childbirth, and all of these must be the best and the finest."
Jiang Si stared at the spaceship so close yet unable to board, filled with resentment. Following Yuan Yigun's lead, she asked, "And then?"
"What then?" Yuan Yigun asked excitedly, "Our Yuan family is second to none in infrastructure construction in the Abel Galaxy. Of course, that's not the key point. The key point is that our Yuan family also possesses the oldest midwifery technology from ancient Earth in the Milky Way."
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