The oldest midwifery technique from ancient China, an ancient Earth in the Milky Way galaxy?
Is this a cat?
Oh no, this isn't a cat, it's a bear.
This bear knows way too much.
Jiang Si was somewhat eager to make a move, but also somewhat wary. After all, in the Abel Galaxy, she was now a person who drove all the humans, beasts, and insects in the entire intergalactic world crazy.
Better safe than sorry!
Better safe than sorry!
Better safe than sorry!
I'll say it three times because it's important.
"Birth delivery techniques?" Si Mubei asked in confusion. "My precious baby, well, I don't quite understand. In our era, technology is developing rapidly, and medical care is advancing even faster."
"So-called midwifery techniques might be unnecessary. What if the expectant mother... oh right, the expectant mother who had a natural baby, how will the baby come out?"
Don't blame Orange for not knowing.
For over 200 years, not a single naturally conceived baby has been born. Instead, two seeds are placed in a fertilization chamber, and after 10 months, a baby can be harvested.
So... for expectant mothers who conceive naturally, they have no idea how to get the baby out of the womb, whether there will be any dangers, or whether surgery will be required.
Jiang Si unconsciously reached out and touched her forehead. How come the basic common sense about childbirth from more than 3,000 years ago has become so outdated 3,000 years later?
Yuan Yigun was incredibly excited: "How does a natural baby come out? Of course, it's born, it comes out of the mother's body. According to records from 3,000 years ago, some expectant mothers give birth very quickly, some give birth slowly, and some even experience difficult labor."
"No matter how a child is born, a midwife is needed. The so-called delivery technique is similar to that of a midwife and a doctor. Of course, if there is a difficult labor, surgery will be required to cut open the mother's abdomen and take out the baby!"
Jiang Si's whole body hadn't trembled yet.
Si Mubei shuddered as if he could feel the pain himself, and touched his stomach: "My goodness, to give birth, you have to have a slit cut in your stomach? That must be so painful!"
Jiang Si couldn't help but touch her stomach, but in an instant, she snapped out of her daze and removed her hand from her stomach, echoing Si Mubei's sentiment: "Yes, having an incision in your stomach, how painful that must be!"
Yuan Yigun hummed in agreement: "It does hurt. According to the records left by our ancestors, there is a painkiller injection during anesthesia for a C-section, but after the anesthesia wears off, the painkiller injection is not very effective, the wound will hurt, and a catheter will be inserted."
"After inserting a catheter, you need to expel gas. If you can't expel gas, you have to drink radish soup to help you expel gas. Only after you expel gas can you eat something."
"You can't eat good food yet, you can't eat anything too good. If you eat something too good, it'll be hard to pass stool and you'll get constipated. If you're constipated, the wound will tear open, and that would be terrible!"
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
Damn, every day there's a new piece of hormonal information about childbirth—either being sliced up or having a C-section.
Yuan Yigun's description was so vivid that it sent chills down Si Mubei's spine and gave him goosebumps. He couldn't help but rub his arms and said, "My precious little darling, according to you, it would be better if we just gave birth to him?"
Yuan Yigun shook his head and then nodded: "Actually, childbirth isn't that easy. According to the books left by our ancestors, even if the baby is healthy, the expectant mother will have many problems, such as rectal prolapse, urinary incontinence, constipation, hair loss, memory loss, postpartum depression, back pain, leg pain, and so on. It's really miserable!"
"Oh my mother!" Si Mubei called out to his mother again, and exclaimed, "No wonder our ancestors started artificial breeding more than 3,000 years ago. It turns out it was to liberate women and to think about women's needs."
Yuan Yigun suddenly changed his tone: "Mu Bei Mama, don't be afraid. I'm talking about what was recorded in my ancestors' books, not now."
"As you said, this is not 3,000 years ago, but more than 3,000 years later. Medical technology is advanced and science and technology have advanced rapidly. I will talk to Marshal Agares about what expectant mothers may encounter when giving birth, so that they can effectively avoid it."
"If all else fails, I will follow what is written in the old books and personally deliver the baby for the expectant mother to ensure the safety of both mother and child."
"Ah, right, right, right!" Si Mubei patted Yuan Yigun on the shoulder: "Go find Marshal Agares quickly and tell him what a naturally conceived expectant mother will encounter when giving birth, so that he can prepare in advance and find more top-level medical doctors and therapists."
"Well, we won't keep you any longer. Go on, go on, we're leaving now, my darling daughter, let's go."
Jiang Si quickly replied, "Okay!"
The two quickly separated from Yuan Yi and headed towards the spaceship.
Yuan Yi was stunned for a moment, then turned around and asked, "Jiang Jiang, Mu Bei, didn't you come to pick me up? Let's go, where are you going?"
Without turning their heads, the two raised a hand and waved at him, saying in unison, "You go first, we need to pee!"
Yuan Yi Gun: "..."
Need to pee urgently? Go pee on the spaceship?
Don't think he doesn't know that the huge spaceship parked in front is the royal family's spaceship, Jiang Jiang's personal spaceship.
So... they want to run away and go out to have fun?
How can they run away and go out to play without taking him with them?
Yuan Yigun, with his two not-so-short legs, quickly caught up: "Mu Bei Mama, Jiang Jiang, wait for me, wait for me, take me with you when you go out to play!"
Should we take him with us when we go out?
How can they escape then?
Jiang Si and Si Mubei stopped in their tracks at the same time, turned around together, and said to each other, "My precious Gun Gun, how could you go out with us? Aren't you doing business anymore? Aren't you making money anymore? Aren't you going to see that pregnant woman, your living advertisement?"
"Exactly. My precious little darling, the Yuan family's millennia-old business is in your hands. You must carry it forward and make it famous throughout the entire galaxy!"
"You shouldn't be going out with us. You should go find Agares right now and tell him what your ancestors left behind about childbirth and what unexpected situations might occur. He should quickly find a therapist, a medical professional, a nutritionist, and so on. Then you will become a meritorious person, and you will be famous throughout the entire galaxy, making your Yuan family's business even more prosperous."
The two people's words were so hurtful that Yuan Yigun was completely devastated, feeling that going out to play was a sin and a disrespect to his ancestors.
Yuan Yi, sounding rather weak, asked, "Then I'll go find Marshal Agares?"
The father and daughter, who were only interested in running away, nodded in unison and urged each other, "Go! Go!"
Yuan Yi let out a howl and turned away reluctantly.
As soon as Jiang Si and Si Mubei saw him turn around, they quickened their pace like wild horses and rushed towards the spaceship. They were almost at the entrance when, unexpectedly... a sudden change occurred. A strikingly beautiful young man with fox ears appeared in front of them, his bright, glassy eyes staring at Si Mubei: "Ancestor, ancestor, I've finally found you!"
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