Chapter 89 It’s not me, it’s really not me!
Duan Anluo couldn't help but twitch his lips when he saw the message from Si Cang. He was silently "diagnosing" Si Cang's condition in his mind, and the other party seemed to have finally seen the second half of his sentence and replied: If you don't listen, I'll beat you up, and you'll be obedient after that.
Duan Anluo looked at the three psychopaths speechlessly. They should be the ones who are sick, and Si Cang should be... still normal, right?
The poor "mountain god" had all his bones broken by the kicks. He collapsed limply on the ground, and it was almost impossible to tell his head from his tail.
All the skills accumulated through years of practice were gone, leaving only a bloody and murderous aura.
Bai Ziyue and Ling Feng finally stopped kicking. If they continued kicking, they would be scared to death.
Bai Ziyue nudged it with his toes, "Hey, why do you have a contract on you too? Brother Duan, come and see! It's someone else's pet too!"
Duan Anlu then stood up, walked over to check, and it was true.
"Your master asked you to impersonate a mountain god, recruit followers, capture spirit pets, and grant any wish. What's your purpose? To amass wealth?"
The "mountain god" twitched slightly, unable to even lift his eyelids. He was breathing more out than in, and it looked like he was dying.
Duan Anluo quickly calmed its soul and severed the master-servant contract. He couldn't let it die just yet. He had to bring it back to the guild for investigation. Could it have any other motives? Who was its master? Were there other similar strongholds?
Bai Ziyue muttered softly, "If we had known you were still going to save it, we wouldn't have kicked it so hard. It's all your fault!" Bai Ziyue glared at Ling Feng, "If you hadn't kicked it, would Brother Duan still have to save it?"
Ling Feng pressed the brim of his hat expressionlessly, "I told you to catch it, who told you to kick it over here?"
"I..." Bai Ziyue was speechless, and the two started fighting again in a blink of an eye.
Duan Anluo shook his head and decided to never take these two guys out again. They were too noisy.
Look at the handsome monk next to him. This one is not good either. It is the first time I have seen a monk who can help a living person to be reborn.
At this time, He Xuan ran out in a hurry, "Master! Please save my wife! She can't hold on any longer!"
Duan Anluo quickly followed He Xuan inside. This was the purpose of his coming here!
Rushing to the corner, Duan Anluo saw three animals tied there. His gaze unconsciously fell on the huge white tiger, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
If you keep this until winter, it will be plump and furry, and then wash it and use it as a sofa cushion. How comfortable would it be?
Baihu raised his eyelids and glanced at him, and found that they were not from here, with a scrutinizing look in his eyes.
Duan Anluo didn't have time to deal with it for the time being. He first used a soul-stabilizing spell to stabilize the female crane's soul, eliminating the danger of its soul flying away. Then he looked at the white tiger and the bird tied with chains and asked, "What's wrong with you two? The others are spirits, how come you two are real bodies?"
Baihu looked arrogant, blew a breath through his nose, turned his head to the side, and had no intention of paying any attention to him.
Duan Anluo raised his eyebrows: He has quite a temper. He is already tied up like this, what is there to be proud of?
Duan Anluo ignored the arrogant white tiger and turned to ask the weak female crane: "Can you sense where the main body is hiding?"
The female crane replied weakly, "Underground..."
These people are quite vicious. They forcibly separate the souls of spirit pets from their bodies, making them easier to control.
The tiger and the colorful bird next to it are both the original bodies, and because they have not signed a contract, they cannot be separated at all.
Ling Feng cut the chains with his bare hands. Duan Anluo urged him, "Take the two cranes and quickly find the body. As long as the soul returns to the body and the soul-fixing spell is used, the female crane can save her life."
The crisis here had just been resolved, and Duan Anluo's gaze shifted back to the tiger and bird beside him. He narrowed his eyes, squatted in front of the white tiger, and asked with a smile, "Do you want to come with me?"
This white tiger obviously has a high IQ. Just now, when it witnessed Ling Feng breaking the chain with his bare hands, no matter what it thought in its heart, it still looked indifferent on the surface. However, its twitching eyelids showed that it was a little panicked inside.
Duan Anluo suddenly reached out, held the tiger's head with both hands, rubbed it, and pulled its beard.
This action instantly angered the tiger king. It suddenly opened its mouth, revealing its sharp teeth. Just as it was about to threaten with its teeth bared, Duan Anluo was quick-witted and held its chin, forcing the white tiger's mouth, which had just opened, shut abruptly.
Baihu noticed that Duan Anluo was completely different from the others before him. He tried to hide away cautiously, but Duan Anluo held his face with both hands. "What a big cat! Xiaobai, take it back to me. I want to raise it!"
Baihu: "You..."
Without waiting for Baihu to refuse, Xiaobai instantly revealed his true form, wrapped himself around Baihu, tightened himself around Baihu, and tied a knot: Pack it up and take it home.
After Baihu sensed the unusual aura from Xiaobai, his calm expression finally changed: This is definitely not an ordinary snake!
It was still chained, and had no chance to resist. It could only roar angrily, "Human, I will never be your slave! You might as well just kill me!"
"Why would I kill you? Tigers are protected species now, so killing you would be against the law."
The Tiger King was speechless. When did the law apply to demons? Hadn't demons always been the strongest?
It changed its mind and said, "Let me go. I will fight this snake. If it wins, I will go with you. If I win, you must let me go! Otherwise, I will never go with you, even if I die!"
"No problem," Duan Anluo turned around and called Bai Ziyue, "Do me a favor and let it go."
Bai Ziyue touched his chin but didn't move. Duan Anluo raised an eyebrow: "You can't open it, right?"
Bai Ziyue said seriously, "I was just wondering what moves I could use to be more handsome than that dull guy."
"You're already handsome, don't even think about it."
Bai Ziyue split the chain neatly, and Duan Anluo quickly praised: "How cool!"
Bai Ziyue showed a satisfied smile. Brother Duan didn't praise Mendan just now. He is better than Mendan!
After breaking free from the restraints, the white tiger finally stood up, stretched, and its bones creaked.
It was locked up here for more than three months, without a full meal, and its movements were restricted.
It was over 1.8 meters tall at the shoulder and over 3 meters long. As it stood up, its long-lost momentum and confidence returned, "Go out and fight!"
Xiaobai happily followed it out with his head raised high.
A smile flashed in Duan Anluo's eyes. This white tiger is not honest.
Sure enough, as soon as they arrived at an open area, the white tiger didn't even look at Xiaobai and ran away!
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, then got angry and chased after it, wanting to beat it up.
One was running and the other was chasing, both were very fast. Duan Anluo was not in a hurry at all because he had not withdrawn his formation yet.
With a loud "bang", the white tiger hit an invisible barrier hard and fell backwards.
Xiaobai rushed forward, raised his tail and slapped the boy a dozen times.
The white tiger was beaten so hard that he hugged his head with his two claws and roared in frustration: "It's not that I can't beat you, it's that my spiritual power has been drained! Wait for me to recover!"
Waiting for you? Do you think I'm stupid? Isn't fighting just about taking advantage of someone's weakness and killing them? Xiaobai had lived too comfortably and affluently in recent years, so he was caught off guard and tricked by Baihu.
Before meeting Si Cang, it was constantly fighting and vying for territory. It fought other monsters to the death, fighting for a safe place to hibernate. The fighting was so intense it shook the earth, even causing earthquakes. Otherwise, Si Cang wouldn't have picked it up when it was seriously injured.
In fact, the cultivation level of this tiger was not much worse than Xiaobai's, but it was too weak now, while Xiaobai was strong and fat, and he had a constant diet of beef, mutton, seafood, eggs, milk, vegetables and fruits. When it beat the white tiger, it was a one-sided beating.
Not only does it hit you, but it's also busy with its mouth: "Hiss! My dad is proud of you because he likes you! If there's no mirror, there's always pee. Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself? You're ugly, stupid, and skinny. Just because you have a character '王' written on your head, you think you're the king? Why don't you be grateful and kneel down to thank your dad? You still want to run away? How shameless! You hiss!
Xiaobai can't speak, but he is very smart and has more emotions than other animals.
They are all animals. Baihu can tell from Xiaobai's "hissing" how dirty the snake's curse is.
What's more, it actually calls humans "Dad"!
Duan Anluo saw that Xiaobai could not suffer any loss, so he just ignored it. A fight between animals can separate the big and small kings, and then they will know who is the big brother and who is the little brother.
The colorful bird next to them, however, lay there calmly. Duan Anluo lifted its wings with his fingers and looked under its body: "Is it incubating eggs? So peaceful?"
The bird suddenly spoke up: "Human, you have to feed me because you saw my butt."
Duan Anluo smiled: "You really know the current situation."
"Are you waiting to be beaten for being so ignorant? You are different from them. You have a very clean scent, which I like very much." It lifted its wings, revealing the chains tied to its feet. "Come on, help me untie the chains. From now on, I will be your bird."
Duan Anluo was silent. He didn't really want this kind of person who was willing to pay for it.
He likes forced melons, which are not sweet but can quench his thirst.
It will be more fulfilling to raise a sweet one in the future.
The bird stretched out a leg and urged him, "Come on, unlock it."
Duan Anluo signaled Bai Ziyue to let it go and just keep it.
After a while, He Xuan came up with his wife. Although his soul was saved, he was still very weak, and his body needed to be slowly recuperated, which would take time.
On the other side, the fight between Xiaobai and Baihu finally came to an end. Baihu was beaten and lay on the ground gasping for breath.
Duan Anluo walked over and asked, "How did you get captured? That mountain god shouldn't be able to defeat you."
"They set a trap! Cunning humans!"
No matter how smart animals are, it is difficult for them to outsmart humans.
"Okay, I've avenged you. Now are you willing to come with me?"
"I refuse to accept this! If I'm well fed and recovered, I'll definitely be able to defeat it!"
"Then you should come with me first, and then you can fight it after you recover."
Xiaobai spat out the letter, his tail wagging proudly. Even if the opponent recovers, they still can't defeat it. If the cat dared to disobey, he would beat it eight times a day, hang it on a tree, and whip it with its tail.
Duan Anluo asked Baihu: "Can you become smaller? You are too big."
The white tiger tried to shrink, and shrank again and again... but it still didn't get much smaller.
Xiaobai let out a hissing sound and laughed: You can’t even make yourself smaller, you’re a piece of crap.
The white tiger was so angry that his fur was about to explode. This snake had such a damn poisonous tongue!
Duan Anluo turned to Bai Ziyue and said, "Contact the logistics department and the local guild, and ask them to help take the people away, clean up the scene, and transport all this back."
When the logistics personnel arrived, they took one look at the scene and quickly took photos to collect evidence, then arrested the suspects and handled the follow-up. When they saw the credentials presented by Bai Ziyue and the others, they gasped: Three god-level members had arrived at once!
They all followed that "non-staff member" obediently, so it can be imagined that this person is even more extraordinary.
They quickly arranged accommodation for the group and returned to rest, leaving them with nothing to worry about. Even the animals, including Xiaobai, were given meat, water, and milk, eating to their heart's content.
Especially Xiaobai, because his owner is Si Cang, the branch guild also prepared a separate room for it and prepared bath water. Xiaobai can also watch TV while taking a bath.
Baihu's eyes flickered. Although he tried hard to hide it, he couldn't hide his envy: a snake with a regular job, and the treatment was so good...
The local branch immediately reported the situation to headquarters. They had arrested so many people, and there were also large-scale housing collapses. Most importantly, the believers queuing outside to make wishes heard the noise. Although the specifics of what happened were unclear, panic had already been triggered.
The problem is that this case is hosted by the four great gods, and the branch can only provide assistance. Even the interrogation has to wait for approval from the headquarters.
The next morning, Assistant Fang looked at the report sent by the branch, which clearly listed the work numbers of Duan Anluo and others, and also included photos of the scene.
What’s even more infuriating is that Bai Ziyue happily made a “yeah” gesture to the camera!
Assistant Fang was confused.
Assistant Fang's brain short-circuited.
Assistant Fang felt a tightness in his chest.
Assistant Fang took a deep breath...
Assistant Fang was angry!
"Duan, An, Luo!"
As soon as Duan Anluo answered the phone, he heard Assistant Fang's roar and subconsciously raised his hands: "It wasn't me, it really wasn't me! I didn't tear it down!"
But then he thought again, he was indeed the one who brought the people to demolish the house, and he immediately became depressed: "Sorry, it's my fault."
Assistant Fang didn't know what to say anymore. Captain Si had returned to his hometown. He had thought that as long as the two of them didn't get together, nothing serious would happen. Who knew that Duan Anluo could cause such a big mess by going solo!
When Assistant Fang looked at the three people following him, he almost suffocated: How could they be hanging out with Duan Anluo?
Assistant Fang knew these people's personalities very well. Even if they treated Duan Anluo differently for Si Cang's sake, they couldn't follow him so far, could they? There could only be one reason: Duan Anluo's terrifying affinity, even psychopaths liked to play with him.
After the roar, Assistant Fang didn't speak for a long time.
Duan Anluo was unsure and asked in a low voice, "Fang Fang, how about... you say something? Are you going to faint from anger?"
Assistant Fang took a deep breath and said weakly, "Let's talk about it when you come back."
He didn't have time to talk nonsense with Duan Anluo. The most urgent thing was to help them "clean up their mess".
Soon someone contacted Duan Anluo to coordinate the transportation of the spirit pet.
He Xuan and Duan Anluo signed an equal contract, and a custom QR code was printed on their pet. From now on, through the guild's channels, a simple scan would identify the pet's identity. Worried that the QR code would become ineffective if the pet lost its fur, He Xuan specially printed the code on its hairless legs, thus making it a registered crane.
The logistics staff explained, "We've contacted a zoo in the capital that can take the two cranes there. They'll receive professional treatment and be fed by dedicated staff, without disrupting their training. We'll send them there once the female crane is almost fully recovered."
As for the egg that had its vitality drained away, Duan Anluo had to take it back personally.
The logistics staff has packed it and sealed it.
He Xuan and his wife anxiously entrusted the matter: "Please, we will come to you when we recover. If we can't save it, don't eat it, wait for us to come over."
Duan Anluo was at a loss for words. What were the birds thinking? Why would he eat their babies?
He sensed the life force within the egg and soothed it, "Don't worry, it should survive if you nurture it. But it probably won't be able to cultivate spiritual consciousness. It will just be an ordinary crane, perhaps even weaker than an ordinary crane."
The couple was still very grateful after hearing this. They had never thought that the egg could hatch. "Being able to meet is already a great opportunity. We don't force anything else."
That colorful bird is easy to deal with, just think of it as raising a colorful chicken.
This chicken doesn't eat insects or rice, but only meat. It even snatches milk from the white tiger, but the white tiger doesn't fight with it. This makes Duan Anluo very surprised: What kind of chicken is this?
The most troublesome thing here is the white tiger. It is too big and cannot be taken on the plane unless it is made smaller, and it will scare others.
Duan Anluo didn't want to send it to the zoo. He wanted to take it home, fatten it up, and use it as a pillow or sofa in winter.
The white tiger itself doesn't want to go to the zoo. It is the king of beasts and would rather return to the mountains than be kept in captivity by humans.
If it had to be adopted, it would only recognize Duan Anluo. After all, Duan Anluo had saved its life. In addition, Duan Anluo's aura was as pure as a mountain forest, which made it feel very comfortable.
More importantly, it took a fancy to Xiaobai's food.
The chicken, on the other hand, deftly curled itself up into a ball, becoming like a colorful parrot, and stood directly on Duan Anluo's shoulder, looking perfectly natural.
Xiaobai glanced at Baihu with more and more disgust: Hiss! You are not even as good as a chicken!
Finally, Duan Anluo couldn't bear it any longer and after studying for a long time, he compressed the white tiger into the size of a cat. If his power hadn't been almost recovered, he wouldn't have been able to do it.
Baihu had no choice but to be forced by Duan Anluo to print the QR code and sign the equal treaty.
When Si Cang picked someone up at the airport, he saw this scene: Duan Anluo came out of a special channel, with a snake coiled on his wrist, a cat (a miniature white tiger) in his arms, and a bird standing on his shoulder.
Si Cang: “…”
There are more and more strange things in the house.
Duan Anluo waved to Si Cang and ran over happily. At this moment, someone pushed a wheelchair past. The person in the wheelchair was wearing sunglasses and had fair skin. He was a young man with outstanding looks, but unfortunately, he was blind.
Duan Anluo ran so fast that he almost bumped into them. He quickly apologized: "Sorry, I'm sorry."
When the man heard his voice, his whole body stiffened and he began to tremble slightly. "What... is your name?"
The author has something to say:
I want to go out for three days before school starts in the summer vacation and go to the grassland [to relax]. Is that okay?
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