"I'm sorry..." Zhenming quickly poured her some tea.
The teacups are so small, how many cups would I have to drink to quench my thirst?
Su Diandian ignored the teacup Zhenming handed her, picked up the teapot, and poured water into her mouth.
Zhenming was taken aback, a hint of hurt showing in his eyes.
Would you rather drink water from a teapot without regard for your image than drink the tea he poured?
Xiao Dian was still angry with him.
Su Diandian noticed his odd behavior and casually explained, "Don't worry about it, I just felt really thirsty and the cup was too small."
Feeling embarrassed, Chu Kuo excused himself to pee and slipped away.
Watching his departing figure, Su Diandian grumbled, "What's Elder Chu's cultivation level? Peak Golden Core or Nascent Soul again? Does he need to pee? Even Nascent Soul cultivators have to go to the bathroom?"
Upon hearing these indecent remarks, a slight blush appeared on Zhenming's fair face.
"Xiao Dian... have you forgotten everything I taught you before?"
Zhenming looked at her gently, "After reaching the Foundation Establishment stage, the impurities in your body can be expelled through respiration."
“That makes sense.” Su Diandian lay back down on the bed.
Defecation is such a private and vulnerable moment.
Imagine a Nascent Soul cultivator suffering from constipation, straining on the toilet.
He used his internal energy to help the shovel, and with great difficulty, half of it came out.
Suddenly, the enemy launched a sneak attack...
Did he snap it off, or did he pull it back?
"Hahahaha..." Su Diandian couldn't help but laugh out loud when she thought of this scene.
"It's so good to see your smile again." Zhenming finished speaking, but then noticed that Su Diandian's smile froze.
He stood up awkwardly. "The kitchen has prepared some spirit rice porridge for you. I'll go get it right away."
As he was leaving, he happened to brush past Qinglan and Sijihuang.
"Sect Master, Xiao Dian is out of danger," Zhenming reported softly. "I'm going to the small kitchen."
"Mm," Qinglan replied casually, stepping into the house.
Upon hearing the noise, Su Diandian immediately lay back down on the bed and pretended to be dead.
She absolutely did not want to face Qinglan, that old fox.
Suddenly, a large, cold hand covered my forehead.
"The head has grown back." Sijihuang's voice remained cold, revealing little emotion.
Qinglan tapped her chin lightly with her folding fan. "Then let Su Dian's wedding ceremony be held as scheduled in three days."
Who's getting married?
she?
Su Diandian opened her eyes, quickly sat up, and glared at Qinglan with a forced smile, saying, "Whose wedding ceremony am I getting married to? How come I don't know?"
“With me.” Siji Huang shifted his gaze to her.
"Aren't we already married?" Su Diandian was extremely annoyed; she hated dealing with these kinds of things the most.
"Calm down." Qinglan tapped her head with her fan with a half-smile. "It's a trap to lure out the Three Corpse Sect Master."
"Wasn't she captured and brought back by Elder Jiang?"
"What we captured was a puppet."
Seeing that Su Diandian still looked doubtful, he continued to explain, "When Chi Ming'er sees you marrying Siji Huang, he will definitely be unable to contain himself."
"I think it would be better to marry a few at once; the little loli would definitely be furious," Su Diandian said casually.
"Then this sect leader will reluctantly agree," Qinglan said with a sly smile. "What does Brother Huang think?"
Sijihuang gave him a deep look, then nodded slightly.
"Huh?" Su Diandian didn't understand what the two were talking about. "What are you two talking about?"
Qinglan chuckled awkwardly, "Are you happy that both he and I are marrying you?"
What's there to be happy about?
What the hell is all this?
This is absolutely outrageous! It's ridiculously outrageous that they would open the door for someone else! It's outrageous beyond belief!
"Does that mean I have to perform the wedding ceremony with both of you at the same time?"
In a moment of impulsiveness, Su Diandian shouted, "Then why not just add Zhenming to the list? Anyway, whether it's two or three, it's still worship."
"Crack." That was the sound of a bowl and plate shattering on the ground.
Su Diandian looked up and saw that Zhenming was already standing outside the door.
The tray he was carrying had fallen to the ground, and the porridge had splashed onto his clothes.
"Xiao Dian, is what you said true?"
Su Diandian quickly shook her head, "No, that's not what I meant."
She just thought the whole thing was too outrageous and deliberately said some sarcastic things to mock it.
Zhenming's eyes were filled with tears, and he opened and closed his mouth several times but couldn't utter a single word.
Qinglan looked at Su Diandian with a smile in her eyes, then turned to Sijihuang: "Let's have the four of us do the wedding ceremony together, eldest son, what do you think?"
Damn it! This person is clearly doing this on purpose!
Su Diandian could only pin her hopes on Sijihuang, hoping that he wouldn't agree to such a bizarre thing.
"Okay." Shichihara nodded in agreement again.
They've gone mad, they've all gone mad.
Su Diandian was so angry that she couldn't speak for a long time. In the end, she simply lay back in bed, covered her ears, and went to sleep.
but……
After thinking it over, she realized that it wasn't entirely impossible.
A little girl is forced to marry three men at once; wouldn't that break her heart for her good senior brother?
At that time, the little girl will be enraged and kill him directly during the ceremony.
Just thinking about it made Su Diandian feel wonderful.
But she's already at the Foundation Establishment stage, so she'll probably be very difficult to kill.
Yes, yes, let's first buy some poison from Elder Chu. With multiple injuries, who knows, our wish might just come true?
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