I Want to Escape the Detective Conan Main Plot!

Asahi Yuuki seemed to have died, and he seemed to be alive again. Moreover, he found that his reincarnation didn't start from infancy, but at the gate of the police academy.

With his previous memories empty, he stood at the gate of the police academy, staring blankly at the translucent comment section that suddenly appeared. What made him even more dumbfounded were the words flashing by.

[Whoa, starting at the police academy gate, the sixth man of the police academy setting? I didn't expect the official to learn this from fan fiction, haha.]

[I understand the套路, after all, beautiful, strong, and tragic is a hot topic www.]

[In short, starting at the police academy is generally a sign of lots of angst! The sixth man is there to take the hit! Go!!]

Asahi Yuuki: "..."

He immediately stopped a blond, dark-skinned young man passing by and smiled: "Hello, classmate, do you know where the withdrawal office is?"

Amuro: "...Huh?"

Asahi Yuuki: "I've decided to pursue my dream—my ideal in life is to open a peaceful melon stand, selling only ripe melons, no unripe ones."

Comments: [???]

Comments: [What kind of new pick-up line is this... No, wait, isn't this the sixth man of the police academy setting? Why withdraw from school at the beginning! Is there something wrong with this opening?!]

As everyone knows, there is a risk of dying as soon as you appear, and the main characters in shonen manga experience even more hardships, such as family feuds, ups and downs, and setbacks before success. Although the ending may be good, the beginning is really turbulent!

Asahi Yuuki, who just wants to live an ordinary life, said:

—Bye-bye, I must escape this angsty main plot!

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Due to booming business, Asahi Yuuki decided to find a helper for the melon stand. He hired a young man named Akai Shuuichi as a temporary worker.

Half an hour later, Asahi, who had some free time, casually opened the comments.

[Wow! So is Asahi really related to the Black Organization?? Rye's observation point for his mission is actually at Asahi's stand!]

[A melon stand is really convenient for observation, haha, and Asahi is there too! Asahi seems to have a calm and composed attitude.]

Asahi Yuuki: "..."

Why is a main character working here as a temporary worker! Are you suited to selling melons?!

Since it would be too abrupt to suddenly fire him, Asahi Yuuki crossed his arms, didn't look directly at the person beside him, and said deeply: "Mr. Akai, you're fired, please leave as soon as possible."

Two minutes later, the mission target sent his underlings to search here.

Akai in the shadows: Was that a warning just now...?

Comments: [Sure enough, there's danger, Asahi discovered something was wrong long ago!]

Asahi Yuuki: "..."

I'm just an honest businessman selling ripe melons! QAQ

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On a cruise ship, Asahi Yuuki and his friend, who was on the same activity team this time, were walking around inside. He led his friend silently away from the detective elementary school student and his friends, sighing softly: "So close... I almost went in."

He would absolutely not enter the main plot!

New friend: "What?"

Asahi Yuuki: "Nothing," he smiled gently at his friend, "I know, you're different from them."

You are a safe passerby outside the main plot!

New friend: "..."

After the cruise ship was hijacked, the new friend tore off his disguise, and Kaito Kid made a shining appearance!

Asahi Yuuki: ???

[!! It's Kid!! No wonder Asahi just said you're different from them, because Kid is a master of disguise!]

[Asahi must have seen through it long ago, Kid's expression was also intriguing at that time...]

Asahi Yuuki: "..."

Young people don't fight fair! How can you disguise yourself!! (Flips table)

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Asahi kept running, the main plot kept chasing, Asahi kept running, the main plot kept chasing, he ran, it chased, there was no escape—

Comments (dumbfounded): [This is not how it normally goes!]

Comments (pondering, tactical lean back): [I get it, this is actually a reverse-trope, playing-pig-to-eat-the-tiger, mastermind story!]

Asahi:?

Asahi: I'm just dedicated to selling melons peacefully, don't drag me into the main plot!!

#Help! While escaping, I seem to be getting closer and closer to the main plot, and have become a boss in the eyes of others??#

While Asahi had a headache, a certain young heir to the Black Organization, Karasuma Renya, also had a headache.

After discovering that his capable subordinate was actually a traitor, he didn't execute him directly. With a playful mindset, he decided to play a game with the other party, erased his memory, and threw him at the police academy, planning to kill him when he infiltrated the organization again. He wanted to watch the guy repeat his useless tragedy as a little amusement in life.

Then, he found out that the other party didn't go to the police academy at all, but dropped out and started selling melons every day???

Seeing the elite member of the organization before his memory loss seemingly become an idiot, running wildly in an indescribable style, the Karasuma heir: ...Did I wash his brain too much?

And on the day the organization was destroyed, he suddenly realized: "So everything was within your plan!"

Asahi:?

Asahi: What? Who are you? I'm really just a passerby!

#What the hell, while playing cat and mouse with the main plot, I actually completed it#

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★There are private settings for the Japanese watermelon issue, details are in the story~

★The videos have been modified by the world consciousness, similar to ordinary anime, not a full real-time live broadcast from a single perspective.

★Funny story + flashbacks! The protagonist starts with amnesia, becoming a muscle memory (?) happy big fool, with past and present intertwined narration.

Content tags: Live Streaming, Detective Conan, Funny, Creative, Narrator, Misunderstanding

Asahi Yuuki, Mr. Watermelon, Mr. Main Plot, Conan, Red and Black Sides

Other: Are these melons ripe? Ripe.

One sentence summary: He runs, it chases, there is no escape.

Theme: Be brave, my friend.