Rumble!
As the Holy Lord emerged, the eight enormous palaces and pavilions crashed into the earth, raising clouds of dust before disappearing once more.
Zhang Bairen, along with the Holy Lord, teleported back to San Francisco.
At this point, after a day, the horse charm of the North Pole was found.
After lending out two talismans, Zhang Bairen continued to wait for the remaining talismans.
"Sheep, rat, dragon, monkey, their locations are all unknown!" Zhang Bairen thought to himself.
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Ten Cold Worlds, M78 Nebula, a peaceful planet full of吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary).
Zhang Bairen, carrying a mission, traveled to Earth in the Milky Way galaxy.
In the world of 10 Cold Jokes, Tucao Star is located near Chuan Chuan Star. It is also a cosmic police force, saving the world, fighting bad guys, and helping good people everywhere.
This mission is to save Earth, a remote planet targeted by the King of Birds!
Upon learning the details of the mission, Zhang Bairen immediately complained, "Isn't this asking me to rescue one of the main characters from the 'Ten Cold Jokes' world?!"
Upon witnessing Zhang Bairen's吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) energy, the elders of the吐槽 Star immediately felt that this decision was absolutely correct.
The responsibility of saving the Earth rests entirely on Zhang Bairen.
"So, what kind of protagonist treatment is this!"
On the spaceship, Zhang Bairen couldn't suppress his urge to complain.
This setup, this plot, this direction of development is just too obvious!
"Wow! As expected of the strongest genius of the Talk Star, the energy of each of his witty remarks has exceeded fifty energy points!" The beautiful girl from the Talk Star who was responsible for cooperating with Zhang Bairen showed starry eyes with great admiration.
Upon seeing the pink-haired girl who suddenly appeared in front of him, Zhang Bairen couldn't help but complain again.
"It's one thing to complain about the numerical values, but why is the measuring instrument a Dragon Ball-style monocle?!"
And could you please not show up suddenly? It's terrifying!
"Zhang Bairen complained loudly."
"Bang!"
"
With an explosion, the吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) energy tester worn by the girl actually overloaded and exploded because the吐槽 energy detected was too strong.
"ah!
My eyes, my eyes, my eyes are going blind!
The girl covered her eyes and rolled on the ground.
Zhang Bairen's arms hung limply, and he was already too exhausted to even complain.
"Hey! Stop acting, okay? With our吐槽星人 (Tucao Xingren, a type of person who loves to make sarcastic remarks) constitution, how could an explosion of this magnitude possibly hurt you!?"
"And what's going on with you?! You're cosplaying as Uchiha right here?!" Zhang Bairen's body had started to glow.
The sheer volume of吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism) caused Zhang Bairen to feel somewhat overwhelmed.
"It's unbelievable! The吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain) value actually exceeded 127! The instrument exploded because it couldn't display anything!" The girl said expressionlessly, a bloodstain trickling from one eye.
"Who created this device?! It's so realistically modeled after the Dragon Ball power level testing equipment?!"
And why is it that a mere 127 points of criticism is considered an explosion?! Isn't this supposed to be some kind of amazing high-tech marvel?!
An increasingly dazzling golden light emanated from Zhang Bairen's body.
"I told you to upgrade to the upgraded version a long time ago, but you wouldn't listen. Now look what happened, it exploded!"
"Let me tell you, my upgraded version can display up to 255!" Suddenly, another blue-haired beauty appeared in front of Zhang Bairen.
Snap!
Zhang Bairen slapped himself in the face, complaining that these guys on the planet were really good at creating drama.
"Why the hell did another blue-haired tsundere suddenly appear?! Is this some kind of mission to save the world?! Or is it to let me experience the life of the strongest genius on the planet?!"
Also, is it something to be proud of that you can detect 255?! Even a hand-cranked calculator is better than this!
"
The moment those words were spoken, the golden energy of吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism) completely spiraled out of control...
Zhang Bairen's body floated inside the spaceship.
The golden light, like the blazing sun, was so intense that it was impossible to open one's eyes.
"It's in a supersaturated state! Quickly visualize the weapon you want to use! Otherwise, the energy will go out of control!"
"The pink-haired girl shouted."
"A materialized weapon? Energy out of control?" Upon hearing the voice in his ear, Zhang Bairen quickly composed himself and constructed a special weapon to seal his own energy.
Similar to Boros's special armor, it is both stylish and can seal one's own energy.
Cut! Cut!
A grayish-white suit of armor appeared out of thin air and then quickly landed on Zhang Bairen.
The energy of吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain) that was about to get out of control was instantly suppressed under this conceptual armor.
"Phew! I'm saved!"
"The blue-haired girl sighed."
Zhang Bairen, clad in sealed armor, landed on the spaceship.
Next, I went to the main control panel to retrieve the target location.
"If we stay here any longer, things will inevitably get out of control again."
"You two take your time sailing, I'll be going now." Zhang Bairen placed his finger on his forehead.
Then, with a flash of golden light, it directly imitated Goku's Instant Transmission by using the energy of his wits.
Whoosh!
Zhang Bairen's figure instantly arrived on Earth.
"It suddenly occurred to me that many of the attack methods of the 'Tsukikage' are imitating the ki energy of Dragon Ball."
"Things like the energy attack and the Yuan Slot Bullet are just beyond words!" Thinking of this, Zhang Bairen quickly covered his mouth.
Oh no, I almost blurted it out.
This flaw will probably allow me to get back into an energy-saturated state.
On a bright and sunny morning on Earth, Zhang Bairen's figure suddenly appeared on the street.
All eyes quickly turned to Zhang Bairen, who then calmly remarked, "Look, this guy seems to have appeared out of nowhere. Is he an alien?!"
"I don't know either. His clothes are so strange. Is he planning to invade Earth?"
"That person is terrifying. Unlike me, I only know how to..."
"Everyone come and buy! Qianyuan Mountain Jinguang Cave, Tai 2 Zhenren's shop, Da Wa headgear, red quality, one piece of hardware."
"Hey, something weird has gotten mixed in here!"
"Zhang Bairen complained helplessly."
As it turned out, when Zhang Bairen turned around, it really was the trademark of Tai Er Zhenren from Jinguang Cave on Qianyuan Mountain, and it was also the genuine red headgear of the eldest child.
"This world is full of flaws!" Zhang Bairen's figure instantly slumped.
"Destroy this boring world." Just as Zhang Bairen was feeling down, he suddenly heard this muttering to himself.
Zhang Bairen turned his head and saw a brown-haired boy wearing glasses, walking with his hands in his pockets.
He is the protagonist of the story...
Hey, what's her name again?
"Is it a young man, or someone nameless?" Zhang Bairen's brain froze instantly.
The young man's name seems to have never appeared from beginning to end; according to the plot, it was erased from time and space by Little King Kong.
Therefore, even now, no one knows the young man's real name.
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