Just as the young man was complaining and wanted to destroy this boring world, the sky changed.
A high-definition screen appeared in the sky.
Zhang Bairen was speechless. What level of jinx is this?!
Even saying something that becomes law isn't this outrageous!
On the screen is the infamous King of the Netherworld, the genius traitor of the Talking Star, Zhang Bairen's mission target.
The world of 10 Cold Jokes is composed of吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain) energy and 做傻 (zuo sha, meaning to act silly or do something foolish) energy.
Scientists on the planet of吐槽 (Tucao, meaning to complain or criticize) discovered吐槽 energy and, through generations of inheritance, developed and optimized it to maintain cosmic peace.
Meanwhile, the king of the bird's dentures unexpectedly discovered the power of being silly.
However, this energy was not accepted by the planet of complaints. The king of the bird-in-the-middle proposed an explanation and development suggestions for the energy of folly, but the result was...
They were banished by the elders of the Planetary Council to a godforsaken planet in the M77 system.
The resentful king of the desolate planet spent a hundred years mastering this energy and becoming the ruler of the planet.
Then, he transformed into a villainous villain.
Listen, doesn't it sound familiar?
Villain traits: Has lofty ideals and ambitions; never slacks off to achieve goals; works hard every day and uses all means and methods to realize dreams; is not discouraged by failure; acts as a team; laughs often.
Hero characteristics: No clear goals for the future; the value of life is to prevent others from realizing their dreams; acts alone or in a small group; acts only after things happen; relatively passive; always angry.
Even in the anti-cliché world of Ten Cold Jokes, this formula remains the same.
Zhang Bairen felt that his urge to complain was perhaps a little too strong.
Could it be that this world itself is constructed from flaws and imperfections?
Zhang Bairen pondered to himself.
"Cough cough!"
Just as Zhang Bairen was deep in thought, the projection of the Bird King in the sky began to speak.
"Hello? Hello!? Can you hear me? Hello! Hello! Hello!"
"Hmm, hmm." This godforsaken king, as if on a phone call, began asking questions and clearing his throat.
With the loud surround sound, everyone on the street looked up at the sky and started making various complaints and discussions.
"Hello people on Earth, it's a pleasure to meet you all."
"Now, let me introduce myself." The king of the bird-in-the-middle world on the screen looked at the humans below and began to talk to himself.
"Let me think, where should I start to introduce myself?"
Oh my! There are so many things worth mentioning, I don't even know where to begin.
In short, I am the strongest in the entire M77 galaxy, no! The strongest and most invincible in the entire universe—the supreme ruler of New SH planet! Looking at the self-absorbed king of the bird-dung-producing region, Zhang Bairen knew he was deliberately acting foolish, but he couldn't help but make a sarcastic remark in his heart.
"What the hell is M77? Is there a civilization there? Speaking of which, isn't M78 the most prosperous place in the universe? People from the String Star, people from the Tucao Star, Saiyan monkeys, all kinds of aliens are in M78."
And New SH planet, what a random name! Would a villainous boss name himself like that? Won't he be laughed at?
Just as Zhang Bairen was internally complaining, the king of the godforsaken places in the barrier suddenly turned serious.
"I am—the King of the Netherworld!"
"
Zhang Bairen almost broke out in a cold sweat.
This guy was just using English homophones, but now he's completely stopped pretending.
Normal sound returned to the screen.
"Well, actually, I've come here with some good news and some bad news to tell you."
"Please, just fast forward to the invasion of Earth!"
Zhang Bairen was almost embarrassed by the King of the Netherworld.
"Actually, a few days ago, I was drinking with the Great Demon King Kriklo." The King of the Bird-like Poop King's cheeks turned a little red, and behind him, a beautiful woman's image appeared in the background.
Zhang Bairen continued to complain in his mind, "Why are you blushing like a teapot?"
"I made a bet with the Great Demon King Kriklow. I bet that there are no highly intelligent life forms in your galaxy."
"The loser of the bet has to do a naked 'slap slap slap' dance at the interstellar year-end party, the dance I love most!" the King of the Bird-Turned-Poop said, his cheeks turning red again.
Zhang Bairen pressed his hand to his forehead, barely suppressing the urge to complain.
You're such an idiot!
It would be an absolute injustice if you didn't notice my silly side!
Just as Zhang Bairen was internally complaining, the King of the Netherworld got back to the main topic.
"Who knew that your planet actually has highly intelligent life?"
Oh dear! But dancing like that is so embarrassing!
It's such a shame we can't see Kriklo, the girl who danced the most sizzling dance naked.
This kind of thing is really annoying! The King of the Bird's Nest paused for a moment, and the young man who was being watched by Zhang Bairen began to complain non-stop.
"Therefore, I, the King, have made a very wise decision, although it may be bad news for you."
This brilliant decision is—to destroy the Earth!
The face of the "king of the bird's nest" instantly darkened.
"Brilliant my foot!"
You're willing to destroy the Earth just because of a bet? How can you be so casual about that?!
"Hey, speaking of which, isn't there some good news?" the young man retorted angrily on the street.
The king of the remote planet on the screen seemed to have heard the young man's answer, so he continued to explain: "Ah, what's the good news? Hehehe, isn't the best news that I, the king, have personally graced this remote planet with my presence?!"
"What kind of good news is this?!"
"The young man continued his angry retort.
"Oh, right, as a greeting gift, tomorrow I'll be sending my vanguard force, the Megalodon!"
"We'll arrive here and begin the slaughter," the Bird-in-the-Wild King exclaimed in alarm.
"What kind of greeting gift is this?!"
"Huh? Wait, why am I complaining so seriously? This is probably just some weirdo using high technology to cause trouble." The young man had just roared out when he realized something was wrong.
However, the young man did not see that a spatial vortex appeared right behind him.
Within the spatial vortex, a massive, dark red dragon head slowly emerged.
"roar!
!
A roar shattered the glass surfaces of several buildings.
The Megalodon is stuck in a spatial tunnel.
"It really is an alien invasion!"
This dragon is huge!
"!" The young man was so frightened that he turned pale on the spot.
Zhang Bairen took a step forward, and finally, the moment of truth arrived for the protagonist to appear.
"It doesn't matter, I'll take action!" At this moment, Zhang Bairen was like a superhero, both chuunibyou and cool.
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