Desensitization therapy
The square dance lineup of the men's group organized by Yi Jingchen not only invited the heavyweight guest Gu Sijun, but also the blind follower Li Jibai to join the group.
At a glance, the "Square Dance Men's Group" can barely be considered to have taken shape.
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Gu Sijun never expected that Yi Jingchen's request to repay his kindness was to let him be the lead dancer of his square dance troupe!
As a national-level dancer, Gu Sijun has led group dances at the Spring Festival Gala, performed on international stages, and won legendary honors in the dance field.
The smallest stage in recent times is also the mentor show of "Super Idol".
At this moment, facing a venue without choreography, without scenery, and even the "square" was extremely simple, Gu Sijun was even a little confused:
[Is my career declining so quickly?]
"Teacher Gu, come on! I'm ready. I will definitely learn the theme song today!" Yi Jingchen occupied the position with the best view, rubbing his hands and eager to give it a try.
After practicing for several hours yesterday, Yi Jingchen only learned the beginning and the end.
He unilaterally attributed the slow progress to Du Xingwei.
[Mushroom Senior’s dance to the theme song is good, but it doesn’t have the energy of square dancing.]
[It’s so inappropriate for a 17-year-old boy to do square dance. He should just stand in the school playground and do radio gymnastics!]
Du Xingwei: “……?”
There is no radio gymnastics in Hell Factory, sorry to disappoint you.
Senior Mushroom turned his head away in anger, and the colorful spores slid in a gorgeous arc in the air.
Yi Jingchen knew nothing about this, as if he hadn't offended enough people, and he kept shaking and muttering nonsense.
[Teacher Gu is different! His age is closer to the audience group of square dance.]
[And after his breakup yesterday, he secretly cried for half the night and looked ten years older!]
[It feels good to be part of the Sunset Red team~]
With just a few words, he severely offended Gu Sijun several times and caused serious harm.
Gu Sijun felt like a mouthful of blood was stuck in his throat and he almost wanted to sing "Thank You" to Yi Jingchen.
Thanks to this kid, Gu Sijun really didn't have the energy to think about the 'shadow of a broken heart' anymore.
It is more important to teach Yi Jingchen a lesson quickly and stop him from bothering me!
"Yi Jingchen," Gu Sijun called him, "Be serious!"
"Ah? I'm serious." Yi Jingchen blinked blankly.
He deliberately chose the position in the middle, with a very positive attitude towards learning, and waited for Gu Sijun to start leading the dance.
"You're not in the right state. You're too reserved." Gu Sijun didn't start right away. Instead, he slowly introduced the sport of 'square dancing' to them.
"When I went back to my hometown, I really danced square dance with my mom. Through my observation and personal experience, square dance is definitely the most free and diverse dance system." Gu Sijun glanced at the trainees standing upright, "You are too tense. Dancing for the sake of learning has lost its original nature of relaxation and leisure."
While Gu Sijun was speaking, several contestants passed by and stopped to listen.
"Ah? What should we do then?" Yi Jingchen's face was full of worry.
[No wonder I always felt something was wrong, it turns out I wasn’t dancing an authentic square dance!]
Gu Sijun: "How about this, those of you who want to dance stand in front, I will arrange the formation for you first."
Hearing this, Yi Jingchen and several of his regular friends immediately rushed to Gu Sijun.
A few contestants who were watching nearby actually noticed them dancing square dance outside yesterday.
But because the temperature outside is too low, and "square dancing" is almost rustic and vulgar, it will affect the style of the boy group idol.
——Even if they don’t have a lot of status now, what if they become famous someday? Square dancing will affect their ability to get endorsements from luxury brands!
The trainees all have dreams that fly into the sky, and they especially look down on those who dance square dance.
Now there is Gu Sijun to support the group, and Du Xingwei, an orthodox idol from Hell Factory, is also in the mix.
Neither of them is afraid that square dancing will affect their top luxury, so how can an unknown trainee have the nerve to be pretentious?
Everyone looked at each other for a few seconds, then stood over hesitantly.
In a short while, more than a dozen people gathered.
If placed in the real square dance market, it can also occupy a small area.
“Du Xingwei, Cen Hao, the two of you come stand in the front row.” Gu Sijun waved his hand and moved the two best dancers in the middle to the front.
"If you observe square dancing carefully, you will find that although the formation is random, it actually has its own set of rules. The best dancers in the middle of the front row are the soul dancers of the team, who can lead the others behind them."
"Then the few of you who dance reasonably well can stand in the middle area to support the entire dance troupe and prevent the place from collapsing."
Gu Sijun walked to the end of the team and waved to the three rookies Yi Jingchen, Mu Gan and Li Jibai, "You three stand outside the circle and dance with them."
Mu Gan gulped down his bottle of Wangzai milk and jumped to the assigned seat.
"Okay." Li Jibai responded with a serious attitude and quickly found his position.
"So far?" Lu Jiu, who had managed to squeeze into the front row, looked back at the distance between them and sighed softly.
Yi Jingchen looked at him from a distance and felt insulted.
[Isn’t this too far? Does Teacher Gu hold a grudge?]
[When Qin Shi Huang built the Great Wall, the defense was not so strong! ]
[Are you afraid that we will learn it?]
Of course Gu Sijun heard his complaints, and explained helplessly, “Yi Jingchen, you have interviewed square dancers before, so you should know that many square dancers started by standing outside and watching, right?”
Yi Jingchen nodded obediently, "Yeah, I know."
"Most people, when they first come into contact with square dancing, stop and watch, then dance along from a relatively far distance. After they have gradually learned how to do it, they start to join the dance group and move to the middle or even the front row."
Gu Sijun told him slowly:
"This seemingly disorganized team actually has a hidden promotion mechanism. Do you understand?"
"Oh, I understand!" Yi Jingchen's eyes lit up and he looked back at the dance arranged by Gu Sijun.
From a certain perspective, the ratings of square dance teams and theme songs are similar in nature.
Yi Jingchen’s current level is only enough to stand in the corner and watch the powerful players at the top of the pyramid shine.
As long as he practices hard and jumps from the outside to the inside and then to the front row, he will be qualified to compete with those players.
Moreover, this formation can greatly stimulate a boy... especially a boy who is deeply addicted to hot-bloodedness and is always in the second year of middle school.
Yi Jingchen looked at the back of the person in front of him and instantly felt full of fighting spirit.
He turned around and found that he was not the only one who was full of fighting spirit.
"Senior." Li Jibai clenched his hands at his sides into fists, "Let's move forward together and stand at the top of this system!"
Yi Jingchen saw the fire burning in his eyes and calmed down for 0.5 seconds.
[We, Chuunibyou, are so easy to grasp...]
[Laughing, who would take it seriously if it was so shameful to be at the top of this system——]
"Okay!" Yi Jingchen nodded and said proudly, "Stand at the top of this system!"
[Hahahaha! You two have had enough of your chuunibyou! ]
[Are there any friends from University A? Is your school's standard for selecting the school hunk based on who is more childish? ]
[What is A University? What is the school hunk? Is there such a thing? (Acting crazy and stupid)
[Help! Although I don’t know Yi Jingchen and Li Jibai, I know the middle school boy too well! They might really be able to rush to the front hand in hand]
[Hand in hand? Take a bite! ]
[No way, sir, you can even support this? CP can be unpopular but not weird]
After Gu Sijun roughly arranged the positions, he returned to the front of the team and led them in dancing the theme song.
The security guard who came out to watch the fun cooperated and pressed the play button on the speaker.
The moment the accompaniment sounded, the trainees who had finally overcome that hurdle and convinced themselves that "square dancing is a high art" were completely stunned by the magical music of "Hi, hi, hi, hi, let's have fun tonight, everyone, have fun together".
Where's the promised theme song?
Why is the accompaniment "Hi Enough"?
How will they survive in the idol circle if they dance to such earthy, vulgar and low-brow songs?
They can even imagine that after they finish dancing, they will be laughed to death by the trainees in the same company, and the video will become a 1080P high-definition black history, which will be brought out every time there is a fight in the fan circle to whip their corpses!
"Hurry up and dance~" Du Xingwei turned around and urged them when he saw that they didn't move, "In fact, the rhythm of 'Hi Enough' is similar to 'Super Pick', and it has a stronger sense of rhythm. You will be addicted after dancing it twice!"
Considering Mushroom's status among the trainees, the other contestants hesitated for a moment, and finally overcame their inner shame and began to move their bodies to the music.
After jumping twice, they found that
grass!
This song is damn addictive!
The sky gradually brightened, and more and more athletes went to the training building after breakfast. They would always stop and watch when passing by this area.
Some of the younger brothers watched for a while, and then decided to join the team if they couldn't beat them, so they walked into the team and danced with them.
More younger brothers still have the image burden of being idols, and they draw a clear line with them as if avoiding the virus, and return to the spacious and bright training room with professional equipment to train as trainees.
The girls standing outside the railings felt mixed emotions.
Fortunately, many of my brothers are practicing outside today, so I don’t have to worry about not being able to take photos. As long as the camera battery is sufficient, I can even take photos of my brothers all day long!
What’s worrying is that the content of the direct-filmed video turned out to be the “Hi Ge Tou” square dance!
If I were to run into my old girlfriend who used to chase stars with me, and let her see the footage I’ve shot, she’d definitely laugh at me for having such a drastic drop in taste.
They chase stars, brag about being the spokesperson for top luxury brands, and attend international fashion weeks, and they think they are so high-end and classy!
What about them?
Do you brag that you are really good at square dancing and have already joined the circle of front-row soul dancers?
So shameful!
It’s despairing just to think about it!
You know, there is a chain of contempt in the star-chasing world.
My idol is dancing square dance with his head held high, but I may never be able to hold my head up in front of my idol-chasing sisters...
The girls at the station all showed resentful looks, their gazes were sharper than the cold wind, and they pierced Pick's brother's back fiercely.
After watching for a while, they felt more and more subtle...
Although square dancing is low-level, when everyone gets together to learn it, the progress is really fast.
Look at my younger brother, his dancing is getting better and better.
If he practices for a few more days, wouldn't his professional ability be better than other idols?
From now on, if there are conflicts among fans, it will be a definite source of material for slander.
As for the extremely earthy accompaniment...
The station sisters comforted each other:
There is no rule that requires you to use the original accompaniment when posting a straight shot, right?
When the time comes, you can change to a high-end and elegant accompaniment and continue to play!
When the fans saw that their brothers were dancing better and better, they immediately became enthusiastic and picked up their cameras to take candid shots of the brothers they picked.
The square dance troupe danced many times in a row. After taking pictures of their favorite brothers, they also took a few pictures of the brothers around them who they liked.
Yesterday, many fans took photos of Yi Jingchen, and several of them even registered photo sites specifically for him.
Although as an idol, Yi Jingchen's appeal is not that strong, and his ability is obviously weak.
But he must take photos frequently in private, and he has an amazing sense of the camera and can lock the camera accurately.
Just a casual shot can produce a great picture, which greatly reduces the workload of the station sister.
The fans thought that since they were already here, they couldn’t waste their time in the wind, so they took a few straight shots of Yi Jingchen.
As they filmed more and more, the station ladies were surprised to find that in just one day, Yi Jingchen's dancing skills were visibly getting better and better.
By the afternoon, he was able to basically keep up with the accompaniment and complete the entire dance!
Although some of his moves were not as good as those of other contestants due to the difference in strength, he basically danced well.
The fans watching outside the railings and the netizens in the live broadcast room were all surprised at Yi Jingchen's speed of improvement.
[Yi Jingchen is really good! He danced terribly yesterday and could only do the beginning and ending poses, but today he can even follow the interlude smoothly]
[Does the King of Melons really have no dance foundation? I practice from morning till night, but I can never dance like him]
[You haven't noticed the most terrifying thing. From morning till now, other contestants have been dancing a few times and taking a break. The King of Melons didn't take a break at all except for lunch when he went back to the dormitory to feed the cat! ]
[Isn't he tired? The theme song requires a lot of exercise. Du Xingwei would stop and breathe after dancing three or four times. What kind of physical monster is Yi Jingchen!!!]
[Back upstairs, although senior Yi Jingchen has no dance foundation, his physical strength is definitely stronger than that of ordinary trainees. He has always been the long-distance running champion in the school sports meeting. I heard that before he became a current affairs reporter, he had been working as a poverty alleviation reporter.]
[What's wrong with poverty alleviation reporters? They are all civilians, how good can their physical strength be? ]
[Poverty alleviation reporters are different, and Yi Xuechang reports on the most difficult group. He runs dozens of kilometers of mountain roads, and often helps local people with work and housework.
When he was an intern reporter for poverty alleviation, his output was higher than that of a full-time reporter. Later, he became a current affairs reporter. Because he offended too many bigwigs, he took time out to exercise and learn self-defense. It is said that he even won the national fighting championship. 】
[So… Yi Jingchen looks so useless, but he is actually a physical monster. He probably has six-pack abs when he takes off his clothes.]
[Six is a conservative number. I’ll give you a number: eight!]
[Help! I am so attracted to this little white flower that looks soft and weak, but can actually smash your head with one punch. I am going to start being a melon king! ]
[+1, Melon King, let me lick your abdominal muscles, I will vote for you every day from now on~]
[The Internet is not a lawless place, put on your pants and don’t be shy]
"It's getting dark, let's just practice here today."
After all, Gu Sijun was more than ten years older than the trainees. After training with them for a whole day, he was physically exhausted, so he ended the training just in time for dark.
The group of guys at the back were already tired, but seeing that Instructor Gu was still diligently guiding them, they didn't say anything discouraging about taking a rest.
When the brothers heard the words "practiced to here", they jumped for joy and felt that it was the most wonderful sound from nature!
“Okay, okay!”
"Teacher Gu, you've worked hard. Take some rest and don't be too sad... ah!"
"Shut up and say less. Mr. Gu just broke up with his girlfriend, and you think he's not haggard enough?"
Gu Sijun was speechless.
Thank you, if you didn’t mention it, I would have almost forgotten that I had just broken up.
Poor mentor Gu was once again shrouded in the haze of broken love, until -
[Ah? You don’t practice at 7 o’clock? I haven’t danced enough.]
[You trainees are too weak, you are too young to do it. Look at the professional square dancers, they dance until late at night.]
[Tsk tsk tsk, you guys deserve to have no nightlife!]
“…”
Is this what nightlife means?
Isn’t it because we abide by the male ethics that we don’t have a nightlife?
Also, those grandpas and aunties who dance in the square don’t start dancing at 7 o’clock in the morning!!!
The brothers were already exhausted, but when facing Yi Jingchen, they had so many curse words in their hearts that they couldn't even utter a word and were almost mad to death.
Gu Sijun held his waist and panted for a while, looked at Yi Jingchen who was still unsatisfied, and silently gritted his teeth.
never mind.
He warned himself.
What bad intentions did Yi Jingchen have? He just wanted to practice for a while longer.
It's a good thing that the little loser is willing to work hard, but we should not undermine the child's self-confidence.
Gu Sijun: "Yi Jingchen, come to my lounge later."
Yi Jingchen let out an "ah", with a lot of thoughts in his mind.
[The legendary little black room play?]
[Teacher Gu is so hungry after his breakup that he finally decides to attack me?!]
[No, we are two different species, and forcing a union will definitely not bring happiness.]
[Teacher Gu, can’t you just hold back a little longer? While I’m eating the melons, I’ll pick out a few contestants in the base who are looking for a boyfriend and recommend them to you…]
"Yi Jingchen!"
Gu Sijun was so angry that he held his breath.
“Come to my lounge and practice dancing alone!” Afraid that he would start to have wild thoughts again, Gu Sijun emphasized, “After that incident, there will be cameras in the instructor’s lounge.”
Even if Gu Sijun didn't say it explicitly, the crowd knew that "that thing" referred to the collapsed pentagonal warrior.
All the shots taken at that time were taken by Yi Jingchen using a hidden camera. Half of the field of view was blocked by the rose brooch, causing the onlookers to cry out that the experience was not good.
I paid for VIP membership, but the crappy program crew let me watch this?
Consumers are no longer your gods!
Therefore, the production team installed cameras in the mentors' lounge overnight and also specifically notified each mentor to prevent them from doing anything in the lounge.
“Is that so…” Yi Jingchen walked up to Gu Sijun, patted his shoulder and consoled him, “Teacher Gu, don’t be too disappointed.”
[Even though we can’t play in the lounge, we can still go to the locker room~! ]
"!!!"
When the trainees who had not yet dispersed heard Yi Jingchen mention the locker room, they wanted to rush over and cover his mouth.
Please, leave some pure land for the poor trainees!
If the production crew installed cameras in the locker room, not only would they have no privacy, they might even have no underwear left!
Fortunately, Yi Jingchen was just thinking casually and quickly changed the subject.
"Can I bring the real body over? It must be bored after being locked up in the dormitory all day."
After Gu Sijun's communication, the program team agreed to let Yi Jingchen keep a cat in the dormitory, but asked him not to let the cat out casually so as not to disturb other trainees.
Just like a conservative parent who doesn't agree with his child having a pet at first.
Haha, it will smell really good sooner or later!
Maybe in the end, the trainees will be asked to move the camera away from the main character to avoid blocking the main character's C position.
Gu Sijun was the original body's "former father" after all, and had certain obligations to raise it, so it was natural for him to agree.
Half an hour later, Yi Jingchen knocked on the door of Gu Sijun's lounge, holding a cat that looked very similar to himself.
Gu Sijun had just finished taking a shower, washed off the sweat, changed into a set of casual clothes, and stood by the window to talk to his family on the phone.
"Mom, Yaoyao and I really broke up."
"The reason...don't worry about it. We can't get back together anyway."
"My second aunt wants to arrange a blind date for me? Meet tomorrow? But I have an announcement tomorrow, I..."
Before Gu Sijun could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by the other party.
Although Yi Jingchen couldn't hear the voice from the other side, he could roughly guess what it was saying. He held the cat and whispered quietly beside him:
"Son, you are already thirty years old this year, and you are almost forty. You have to hurry up!"
"Second Auntie is doing this for your own good. Look at that guy next door, that guy, and that guy, they already have three children."
"My biggest dream in this life is to have a big fat grandson..."
"Enough!" Gu Sijun glanced at Yi Jingchen, signaling him to shut up.
Unexpectedly, when Mrs. Gu on the phone heard it, her voice suddenly rose octaves.
"What's your attitude? Mom worked so hard to raise you, and you get upset when I say a few words to you!"
"Mom, you misunderstood. I wasn't talking about you. I've been very busy with work lately and don't have time for blind dates. I'll call you when I'm done!" Gu Sijun quickly comforted his mother, hung up the phone, and looked at Yi Jingchen who looked innocent.
Yi Jingchen silently lifted the cat to cover his face.
[Oops, I got too carried away.]
[Is Mr. Gu going to hit me? He can use his godson to block it. He can’t hit me in the face now.]
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Before Gu Sijun could even freak out, the entire live broadcast room was already filled with laughter.
[Melon King, you are afraid now, but you were imitating so enthusiastically just now~]
[xswl! The melon king has rich social experience, and his imitation of Gu Mama's tone is simply amazing]
[Who understands! I watched Gu Sijun go from being the elegant dancer who was as calm as a chrysanthemum on the first stage to being angered by Yi Jingchen like this, and I was actually a little moved]
[+1, Gu Sijun's ten-year-old fan is in tears! Old Gu is good in everything except that he has no temper. He is not competitive on variety shows and is said to have no sense of existence. In private, he is too nice to people around him, which makes his girlfriend and family... sigh]
[Teacher Gu is in a good mood. Although the trainees are the most important part of a talent show, the flesh-and-blood mentors also touch me! ]
[+1, Mr. Gu, you can beat up Yi Jingchen, just don't hit him. If someone scolds you, I will fight for you.]
【Yi Jingchen: Is there no one speaking up for me? 】
Gu Sijun was naturally good-tempered, so he endured it in the end and did not beat up the innocent little piece of trash.
It was already late, so he got straight to the point.
“When you were dancing outside just now, I saw that you were almost able to jump down, but some of your movements were not up to standard.” Gu Sijun showed his working attitude, raised his chin and gestured, “Now dance again separately, and I will help you correct it.”
“Okay.” Yi Jingchen put his body on the sofa, rubbed it twice, and then stood in front of Gu Sijun.
He raised his hands and prepared for the theme song.
Then--
It's stuck.
Yi Jingchen looked ahead blankly.
After following others and dancing for a whole day, Yi Jingchen felt very uncomfortable when there was suddenly no reference point in front of him.
Gu Sijun saw his predicament, turned his back to Yi Jingchen, and stared at the glass in front of him.
"Yi Jingchen, follow me now."
"Oh! Okay!" Yi Jingchen responded hurriedly, imitating Gu Sijun's actions seriously.
Gu Sijun jumped a few times, and when he saw Yi Jingchen getting into the mood, he stopped.
Yi Jingchen jumped stiffly a few times and froze in place again.
He realized that he could only watch others dance.
Gu Sijun looked at him straight in the eyes and asked, "You said today that you wanted to dance to the center of the square dance matrix. Are you serious?"
"Of course I'm serious." Yi Jingchen's eyes were clear.
Yi Jingchen didn't know what reasons others had or what position they wanted to achieve.
But his goal is only the highest position.
otherwise……
Rather than rewriting his graduation thesis, it is better to let him start his life over again!!!
He laughed very wildly.
My host is really easy to control~
When Gu Sijun mentioned the professional field, his tone seemed to have changed into a different person, “If that’s the case, you can’t keep staring at other people’s backs.”
"Now, and even more so in the future."
The C position will not look at other people's backs, but will leave their backs to others.
Yi Jingchen listened carefully, his expression serious for a few seconds, nodded and said, "I understand, thank you, Mr. Gu."
He closed his eyes, recalled the next moves, and completed the dance with difficulty.
“You danced well.” Gu Sijun was willing to applaud his poor dancing to the theme song, “You’ve made great progress.”
"……Well."
[Teacher Gu, you praised me for dancing well, don’t you feel guilty?]
[To boast about this level of skill with your eyes closed is simply a case of being blinded by greed.]
[Alas, the blow of losing love is indeed too great.]
Gu Sijun: “…”
[It’s numb, whatever, there is nothing in the world that I care about anymore.]
He finally understood.
Yi Jingchen mentions heartbreak once every three sentences on average, is this just to desensitize himself?
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