Rap Group
On a cold winter afternoon, the Frozen Throne was left to dry for half an hour.
Yi Jingchen clearly saw that the surface of each seat was covered with a layer of prickly white frost.
[If you lick this thing, it will definitely stick to your tongue, right?]
[Are the production crew really not afraid of freezing someone to death?]
The logistics staff took advantage of the situation and immediately provided the trainees with hot packs.
Yi Jingchen pasted it all over and felt that his cat life was full of warmth again.
The on-site director finally realized that the atmosphere on stage was a bit cold.
At the beginning of the second half, the rap group with explosive style came on stage, which ignited the whole audience in minutes.
only--
The rap group invited by "Super Idol" has a particularly weird style.
Before the show started, they were scattered in all corners of the pyramid, without any cohesion.
The first rapper to walk onto the stage had his long curly hair tied up loosely, and the dark circles under his eyes exuded a deep sense of dejection.
He made a gesture of holding a cigarette in his hand, but as the program crew banned smoking, he could only blow out a round circle of white smoke in the cold wind to perfect his image as a mature uncle.
Yi Jingchen saw his name tag: Wild Swamp Thirteen.
[Aranuma Jusan, is he Japanese?]
"The wilderness is the name of my soul."
Huang Nu Thirteen Void made a gesture of stubbing out a cigarette, raised his head sadly, and said in a hoarse voice, "I have wine, do you have a story?"
“…”
[I don’t have any stories, only other people’s gossip.]
Du Xingwei leaned over to the colorful mushroom head and said, "I know him, the most depressing bar singer in the country, the only depressive rapper in the rap circle~"
"Yeah, it's really depressing." Yi Jingchen agreed.
[I haven’t listened to his songs yet, but I’ve already started to listen to his songs online.]
Arano Jusan had just finished smoking his second cigarette when the other two teammates came onto the stage.
"Hello everyone, hello instructors. My name is You Lingyu, and I have been practicing for six months."
You Lingyu is a rapper in a boy band trained by an idol company. Apart from singing rap, he is exactly the same as an ordinary idol and does not have the "style" of a rapper.
[Hey, what an idol rapper.]
[Are you really not discriminated against in the Hashish community?]
You Lingyu: Talking too much will only bring tears.
The HBO circle has always looked down on idols, and when they meet them on the street, they will say "Pah" twice.
But they are not qualified to say 'Pooh' today.
Because the other rapper at the scene, Mu Gan, is a pure technical rapper in the rap circle.
With his strength, he crushes countless professional rappers, and everyone who meets him has to give him respect and salute.
Who would have thought that although Mu Gan had strong business capabilities, he was born with a cute baby face and an extremely delicate and allergic constitution.
If you are allergic to dyes, you cannot dye or perm your hair.
I am allergic to metal and cannot wear any jewelry.
I'm also allergic to alcohol and can't even touch any alcohol!
Therefore, every time the circle of fans gather for a night out, a group of ruffians and rappers dressed like gangsters would come to the bar with a baby-faced model student.
Order a table full of liquor, and then ask the bartender to bring a can of Wangzai milk suitable for the baby's physique.
The food has to be heated up to avoid getting an upset stomach.
Every time at that moment, everyone looked at them with strange eyes.
Taking minors to nightclubs?
Are you sick?
Rappers: shed tears of regret!
Before the "unsociable" Mu Gan could express his opinion, the other rappers couldn't stand it anymore.
[It turns out that Mu Gan’s registration form was submitted by other rappers.]
[In order to drive him from the haha circle to the idol circle, Mobb Z was sent to carry out the task.]
[Aren’t you rappers the most realistic? How dare you resort to such insidious tactics.]
Mu Gan, who just learned the truth: ???
[They clearly told me that it was because I was more handsome than the idol!]
[I’m so angry! When I debut, I will make Wangzai Milk the designated drink of the group!]
Yi Jingchen nodded in agreement.
Wangzai milk YYDS!
Seeing the rap players coming on stage, Mobb Z, who had been slacking off, finally perked up.
"Yo, please start your performance."
At this moment, no one expected that this sentence would be the beginning of the rap group's complete collapse.
Huang Nan Shisan, You Lingyu, and Mu Gan are all talented rappers, but they are good at completely different styles.
[The three of them standing together are so disconnected.]
[It’s like playing the same game, one person is playing “Honor of Kings”, one is playing “Happy Match 3”. And the other one is playing “Love and Producer”.]
[So, even if the couples are well matched, arranged marriages will not have a good outcome.]
Everyone: Help! We are really not participating in the "Pinching Legs to Suppress Laughter Contest"?
The performance began, and the first person to speak was You Lingyu.
"Three two one——"
"biu~"
He sniped accurately at the main camera and winked like an idol.
Yi Jingchen received his wink and sighed secretly.
[Wow! The rappers trained by idol companies are really camera-savvy!]
[Each seemingly careless action is carefully designed, completely different from the depressing idol next to him~]
Huang Zan Shisan, who was standing close to You Lingyu, hunched over in dejection, his voice hoarse.
The whole person seemed to be shrouded in black fog, constantly emitting negative energy, and it was possible that the black magic fairy's voice would change at any time.
[Hahahahaha! The grouping of "Super Idol" is amazing]
[You Lingyu: A sunny and cheerful big boy! Huang Nu Shisan: I'm sorry for being born as a human being...]
[Anyone, please save Mu Gan, he is stuck in the middle and is in a state of life and death]
[Report from the people in the entertainment circle! You don’t understand Mu Gan at all. Nai Gan’s adaptability is quite good]
[The insensitivity of milk jerky is max, creating a global success]
really.
Relying on his special physique, Mu Gan often holds a can of Wangzai milk and drinks with a group of rappers dressed in ruffian style.
A mere talent show stage is not a problem for Mu Gan at all.
Considering that the three of them were a temporary team, when they were divided into parts on the first stage, each person was arranged to sing a solo performance.
The program team’s idea is beautiful.
However, if nothing unexpected happens, something unexpected will happen.
Before joining the show, Aranuma Jusan was a resident rapper in a bar. He often sang solo for two or three hours and had no experience in collaborating with other people.
In the chorus, after he finished singing his part, he felt that he had not sung enough and sang the next line subconsciously.
You Lingyu, who has already picked up the microphone: ???
Yi Jingchen couldn't help but laughed out loud.
[Huang Nu, I underestimated you. You looked like you had no fighting spirit, yet you openly tried to steal a part!]
[If this kind of behavior were put in You Lingyu's world, he would be torn to pieces by those who are obsessed with ranking!]
Yi Jingchen clearly saw You Lingyu's eyes suddenly widen through the main screen.
Arashima Thirteen grabs the part, it's 100% funny.
You Lingyu's chaotic inner entanglement is 10000% funny!
Yi Jingchen fainted from laughing in his seat, and was captured clearly by the reaction camera.
[Melon King, stop laughing. I’m taking a picture of you.]
[If you don’t understand, just ask, who is the melon king? 】
[The melon king refers to Yi Jingchen, the one in the third row of the pyramid. He was the one who popped the two big melons this morning.]
[Don't mention Yi Jingchen, I also want to laugh. This is the first time I see a stage with its own commentary.]
[+1, The King of Melons is really good at complaining. I feel sorry for the little brother at the scene. His legs must have been bruised, right? ]
Aranuma Jusan sang the third sentence with all his heart, but found that he couldn't remember the lyrics clearly, and then he realized that he had stolen his teammate's part.
[……]
[I sang the wrong part. I'm sorry.]
He held the microphone and spoke vaguely, while giving You Lingyu a look for help.
BGM automatically plays: Save me, save me, save me...
You Lingyu received the distress signal, but silently avoided the sight, looked up and pretended to appreciate the scenery in the distance.
[Brother, it’s not that I don’t want to help you.]
[You sang three of the four lines, how can I continue?!]
Yi Jingchen: “Hahahahaha!”
The colorful little mushroom next to him turned around and motioned Yi Jingchen to look at the camera.
"Hey, I'm taking a picture of you."
Due to audience request, the live director kept the reaction camera fixed on Yi Jingchen's face.
Yi Jingchen sat up straight instantly, looking dignified for a second.
[I have been professionally trained not to laugh easily.]
[That was all an illusion.]
On the stage, You Lingyu clearly had no intention of taking responsibility.
After Arashiuma Shisan finished the third sentence and found out there was another sentence after it, his desire to die reached its peak, causing another round of laughter in the barrage.
Just when he was seriously considering how to commit suicide in order to achieve artistic success.
Mu Gan opened his voice at the right time and took over the song perfectly.
From an outsider's perspective, it was just that Ararauma Shisan forgot a line of lyrics and Mu Gan helped to sing it.
However, Yi Jingchen, who was sitting on the top of the mountain, explained it late but arrived:
[It turns out that Mu Gan doesn’t remember the lyrics either!]
[You are really good at making up stories on the spot. Is this called freestyle?]
Mu Gan not only made up a line of lyrics but also saved the situation in time.
Afterwards, he was able to perfectly connect his part, allowing the stage to end without any danger.
Wei Mi and Gu Sijun sat upright, pretending not to have heard the fall.
Wei Mi commented, "Although there are some minor flaws, the overall stage performance is still quite complete."
Gu Sijun: “Except for the fact that contestant Huang Nu Thirteen forgot a line of lyrics, the rest of the performance was very smooth.”
"Pfft——" Mobb Z burst out laughing when he heard the comments from his two colleagues.
"Fuck the fluency! The three of them are like a dragon and a phoenix. Some of them are rushing to take the photo, some are just slacking off, and some are making up stories." Mobb Z stood up, arrogantly stepped on the stool, and complained loudly, "You guys in the music industry are finished!"
Haquan:?
Your domestic entertainment is even more screwed!!
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault." Ararauma Thirteen bowed his head in repentance, "Please let me die to atone for my sins."
You Lingyu bowed deeply and said guiltily, "I didn't perform well and disappointed Teacher M. I will work harder in the future!"
"Hi~" Mu Gan, who was standing between the two of them, was not affected by the bad comments at all and greeted Mobb Z with a smile.
"Mu Gan, be serious and don't try to get close to the instructor." Mobb Z said with a straight face, "As a professional rapper, how would you rate your performance just now?"
Mu Gan thought for 0.5 seconds and said clearly and decisively, "100 points."
"Okay, then 100 points." Modd Z nodded and gave a rating, "You're going to Class A?"
【？ ？ ？】
[Wait, this is also possible? Teacher M, you just scolded him for making it up.]
【What about the circle we agreed on? 】
[Hahahaha! Don't you know that Mobb Z is also a key member of the [Mugan Expulsion Association]. What if he abuses his power to suppress Mugan's rating? After Naigan is eliminated, Wangzai Milk will slaughter the Haha circle again.]
[Besides, Nai Gan saved the day just now, so he deserves an A.]
"Yeah~!" Mu Gan happily made a gesture of encouragement, "Thank you, Mo baby, you are so nice~"
[Mobaobao? Who is it?]
Yi Jingchen caught the unfamiliar name.
[Could it be M teacher? Yes, M-mo, bb-baby, very reasonable~]
Mobb Z was so angry that he exploded on the spot, "Damn it! You are not allowed to call me Mo Baby, you have to call me M Instructor!"
"Okay Mo baby, no problem Mo baby!" Mu Gan agreed readily but actually didn't listen at all.
He ran towards the pyramid, passed by the mentor seat, and fished out a large canvas bag from under Mobb Z's mentor seat.
There were only a few seats in Class A, and they were all full.
It just so happened that the trainee on Yi Jingchen’s right had just gone on stage to prepare, leaving a seat vacant.
Mu Gan happily sat over, opened the canvas bag, and took out many red...
Wangzai milk.
"Here." He stuffed the milk into Yi Jingchen's hand, "Please drink it."
Yi Jingchen took the Wangzai milk and said in a friendly manner, "Thank you."
"You're welcome~" Mu Gan was very happy to see that he accepted it so readily, and he took out some more from his pocket, "I also have Want Want milk candy, senbei, and snow cakes, do you want some?"
Yi Jingchen looked at the bag in his hand again.
[Could this be the legendary Wangwang gift pack?]
He was only busy eating melons at noon and was indeed a little hungry, so he stretched out his hand to Mu Gan, "I want a candy, thank you."
"Okay, you like candy too?" Mu Gan was particularly excited. "The atmosphere in the idol circle is really good. When I was in the idol circle, I ate candy in front of them and they all scolded me for bringing shame to rappers."
Yi Jingchen nodded seriously, recalling a series of legal news he had read.
[They were not ashamed to take drugs and then go in and work on the sewing machines.]
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