If You're Brothers, Come and Kill Me

If You're Brothers, Come and Kill Me
Alternative Title: 是兄弟就來砍我
Author:  扶桑知我
Status: Completed
Chapters: 92 chapters
Added: 2025-10-31
Updated: 2025-10-31
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When Luo Mingshu transmigrated into a book, she unexpectedly acquired a character setting that perfectly suited her personality: a domineering and vicious female antagonist. She loved it! That's exactly the kind of person she was.

Luo Mingshu, confident in her identity, argued with the original female lead, then with the original male lead, challenging everyone and everything; no one dared to provoke her.

In the four-sided water mirror used by cultivation world cultivators for communication, she transformed into a keyboard warrior, an internet troll everywhere she went. When the latest news of the cultivation world announced the Neon Light Immortal's emergence from seclusion, inviting cultivators to her seminar, "Beauty 300-year-old Water Spiritual Root, Easy to Deceive" replied: "Her looks are clearly inferior to... Luo Mingshu." When the cultivation world's latest news announced a genius cultivator in Black Prison tearing apart high-level spirit beasts, "Beauty 300-year-old Water Spiritual Root, Very Easy to Deceive" replied: "Their strength is clearly inferior to... Luo Mingshu."

When the cultivation world's latest news announced an anomaly in the Demon Realm, warning cultivators near the barrier to be careful, "Beauty 300-year-old Water Spiritual Root, Super Easy to Deceive" replied: "Their ferocity is clearly inferior to... Luo Mingshu." An anonymous cultivator replied: "Really?" "Beauty 300-year-old Water Spiritual Root, Super Easy to Deceive" replied: "Aren't they just a bunch of weak demon cultivators? I can take down eighteen Demon Realm 'brothers' with one hand." The anonymous cultivator replied: "Useless." "Beauty 300-year-old Water Spiritual Root, Super Easy to Deceive" replied: "No, you!"

She and this anonymous cultivator fiercely cursed each other for three hundred rounds, finally leaving a harsh challenge: if he was a brother, he should come and kill her at the Imperial Spirit Sect. Luo Mingshu thought, with her Nascent Soul cultivation, wasn't everyone else like a kid brother to her?

However, on that day, demonic energy surged, and dark clouds covered the sky. The cold-faced, handsome Demon Lord held a jade token in his hand and asked expressionlessly, "Excuse me, which one is 'Beauty 300-year-old Water Spiritual Root, Super Easy to Deceive'?"

[Highlight] This is not a very normal cultivation story; it's a lighthearted, 'sh*tpost' type of novel. Enjoy your reading.

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Chapters

Chapter 1 Cut a Knife (2025-10-31)
Chapter 2 Two-Hit Slash (2025-10-31)
Chapter 3 Three Slashes (2025-10-31)
Chapter 4: Four Slashes (2025-10-31)
Chapter 5 Five Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 6: Six Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 7 Seven Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 8 Cut Eight Times (2025-10-31)
Chapter 9 Nine Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 10: Ten Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 11: Eleven Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 12: Twelve Slashes (2025-10-31)
Chapter 13 Thirteen Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 14: Fourteen Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 15: Fifteen Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 16: Sixteen Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 17 Seventeen Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 18: Eighteen Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 19: Nineteen Cuts (2025-10-31)
Chapter 20: Twenty Cuts - "Me and My Unfortunate Teammate"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 21: Twenty-One Cuts - "Discord Among the Concubines in the Harem"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 22: Twenty-Two Cuts – “Consort Ya and the Cruel Imperial Physician”… (2025-10-31)
Chapter 23: Twenty-Three Slashes – “What Kind of Behavior is this, Consort Gao and Consort Mei?” (2025-10-31)
Chapter 24: Twenty-four Slashes – “You’re really asking for trouble…” (2025-10-31)
Chapter 25: Twenty-Five Stabs – “There Can Only Be One Murderer”... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 26: Twenty-six cuts – “You’re a tool mouse now”… (2025-10-31)
Chapter 27: Twenty-Seven Cuts - "Do you guys sleep together?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 28: Twenty-Eight Cuts, "I'm the Number One Pot-Pusher"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 29: Making Twenty-Nine Cuts – “Going too fast, I’m afraid I’ll fall off”… (2025-10-31)
Chapter 30: Thirty Cuts - "What's Top-Tier Extortion?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 31 Thirty-One Cuts: "Fairies don't use the spirit network"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 32: Thirty-Two Cuts - "I Scammed Him Out of 80 Million Through Online Romance"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 33: Thirty-Three Slashes – “Do you want one or both?” (2025-10-31)
Chapter 34: Thirty-Four Slashes "Aren't you going to prepare to annul the engagement first?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 35: Thirty-Five Cuts - "Is this the first day you've met me?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 36: Thirty-six Slashes - "No wonder you've been single for three hundred years"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 37: Thirty-Seven Cuts "My teeth are very sharp..." (2025-10-31)
Chapter 38: Thirty-Eight Cuts "Oh my, so powerful!"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 39: Thirty-Nine Cuts – “This is my demon boyfriend”… (2025-10-31)
Chapter 40: Forty Cuts – "Are you trying to fob me off like a beggar?" (2025-10-31)
Chapter 41: Forty-One Cuts - "Introducing a Sharing System"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 42: Forty-two Cuts – “I’m Not the Security Captain”… (2025-10-31)
Chapter 43: Forty-Three Slashes – “I am the Reborn Supreme Immortal Lord”... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 44: Forty-Four Slashes – “I am naturally your husband”… (2025-10-31)
Chapter 45: Forty-Five Slashes – “The World’s Number One Villain”… (2025-10-31)
Chapter 46: Forty-Six Slashes – “Even a Draw is a Failure”… (2025-10-31)
Chapter 47: Forty-Seven Cuts – “Developing Morality, Intelligence, Physical Education, Aesthetics, and Labor Skills”... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 48: Forty-Eight Cuts - "My husband is a bit clingy"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 49: Forty-Nine Cuts "Give me the pen, let me write it..." (2025-10-31)
Chapter 50: Fifty Cuts - "The Plants of the Demon Realm are Too Insidious"... (2025-10-31)

Chapter 51: Fifty-One Cuts - "I'm not used to having people around me"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 52: Fifty-Two Cuts - "Me and My Daoist Companion"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 53, "Fifty-Three Cuts," is about "providing a writing guide"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 54: Fifty-four cuts – “Not a worthy opponent”... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 55: Fifty-Five Cuts "Why are you so obedient?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 56: Fifty-six Cuts - "Your tail is fake..." (2025-10-31)
Chapter 57: Fifty-Seven Cuts – “Attending an Artistic Feast”... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 58: Fifty-Eight Cuts - "Did you slack off today?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 59: Fifty-Nine Cuts "Don't hold my hand for too long"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 60: Sixty Cuts – “Ah, I’m poisoned, I’m dying!”… (2025-10-31)
Chapter 61: Sixty-One Cuts "Don't touch anything today"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 62: Sixty-two Cuts - "You bit me, didn't you?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 63: Sixty-Three Slashes – “Are you wagging your tail?”... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 64: Sixty-four cuts, "Using the divine bone wood as firewood"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 65: Sixty-five cuts. "Keep filming! Plenty of money!"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 66: Sixty-Six Cuts - "He's so clingy!"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 67: Sixty-Seven Cuts - "Come on, I'll teach you how to swim!"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 68: Sixty-Eight Cuts - "Your tail is wrapped too tightly..." (2025-10-31)
Chapter 69: Sixty-Nine Cuts – “Who is More Beautiful, Me or Xie Changming?” (2025-10-31)
Chapter 70: Seventy Cuts - "You Have No Intention to Learn to Swim"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 71: Seventy-one cuts, "Change your name immediately..." (2025-10-31)
Chapter 72: Seventy-Two Cuts "He only secretly touched her once"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 73: Seventy-Three Slashes - "Are you calmed down now?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 74: Seventy-Four Slashes - "Wake up, will you?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 75: Seventy-Five Cuts - "Give me my money back now!" (2025-10-31)
Chapter 76 Seventy-Six Cuts: "Just tell me, are you going to recharge or not?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 77: Seventy-Seven Cuts, "Discovering the Former System Host"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 78: Seventy-Eight Cuts – “Can the Heavenly Realm really find someone else to do this?” (2025-10-31)
Chapter 79: Seventy-Nine Cuts – “You’re Not a Qualified Male Mother”… (2025-10-31)
Chapter 80: Eighty Cuts - "The Pinnacle of Her Naming Skills"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 81: Eighty-one Cuts "Do you think I can play with mud?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 82: Eighty-two Cuts - "How did you revert to your original form?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 83: Eighty-Three Slashes "I Just Love Big Dog Hooks"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 84: Eighty-Four Cuts – “How to Become a Dating Expert”... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 85: Eighty-Five Cuts, "I'm Going to Burn You Like Firewood"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 86: Eighty-Six Cuts - "You must be blind to have fallen for me..." (2025-10-31)
Chapter 87: After being stabbed eighty-seven times, "You can't sleep with me anymore"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 88: Eighty-Eight Cuts "So I'm going to dump him"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 89: Eighty-Nine Cuts "The other party has blocked you"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 90: Ninety Cuts - "Brothers, come to the Spirit Control Sect and chop me up!" (2025-10-31)
Chapter 91 Ninety-one cuts "Xie Changming, have you had enough?"... (2025-10-31)
Chapter 92: Ninety-two Cuts - "Why aren't you married yet?" (2025-10-31)