Chapter 16 Advertising is a curse. If you say it, you will die! (Please vote! Please read it again!)

"I really paid attention!"

"Oh my goodness! My eyelids are twitching for no apparent reason across the screen."

"A guy just predicted that the last death took 30 seconds, and this one is estimated to be within 15 seconds. Let's start the countdown..."

"Front row! Melon seed fat water for sale!"

Live broadcast room.

After seeing that two people with the ID Fat Brother were followed.

Zhang Lingtian’s live broadcast room instantly became lively.

"Um... not that weird, but for anchors like this, we still need to remind them to be careful about their health... No, they need to control their diet and not overeat, otherwise it will be bad for their health."

Zhang Lingtian was just about to say take care of yourself.

Thinking back to the time when a little cook passed away yesterday, this is exactly what she said.

Just avoid suspicion a little bit, after all, what if that 20% probability really happens? At this moment, Zhang Lingtian opened the comment section of the ID named Fat Brother Youliang.

And start typing the prompt you just said.

"Ping An Funeral Shop has clicked on the follow button?!"

"Oh my god! The living devil appears!!"

"What's going on! Why did you two fat guys come to the funeral shop?"

"You really paid attention! What's going on? I advise you two to delete your accounts and run away. This guy is really evil!"

"I'd like to make it clear that he was previously called the King of Hell's Assistant, and later called the Living King of Hell. He has now killed four people!!"

However, he typed in a gap of comments.

The comment section of Fat Brother Youlu has been overwhelmed.

Although Zhang Lingtian's influence is limited.

But the Douyin platform.

There is still a high probability of encountering user crossover.

In short, they are the same fans, or people that both parties follow.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Feilong frowned as he held an elbow in his hand.

"What's with the living devil's four kills? Today's brothers are a bit interesting, haha!"

Fei En holds skewers in his hand.

At the same time, he laughed out loud.

Yama?

There is no King of Hell in this world.

And advise them to cancel their accounts!

This is a joke.

"Don't eat so much, give me some."

Feilong snatched several skewers from Feien next to him.

"Ping An Funeral Home: I suggest you two control your diet. Long-term overeating is bad for your health."

In the snatch.

Zhang Lingtian's comment was sent out.

"Hahaha, things that are snatched away are delicious!"

Feilong's face was full of satisfaction.

"Lao Long, I was wondering why the comments section was so weird today. Look, it turns out that we two have attracted the attention of someone who is having a funeral!"

Fei En noticed Zhang Lingtian's comment.

"Bah! What a damn bad luck!"

Feilong saw Zhang Lingtian’s vest and the comment floating in front of his phone.

He immediately spat on the ground.

"Alas, good words do not persuade the damned, mercy does not save the damned, so just take care of yourself!"

"It's pitiful, but eating this way is really like risking your life for entertainment and making money, and later you will really have to pay for your life!"

"And behind? According to the brother who spoke very accurately earlier, these two only have 8 seconds left to live."

"There are 7 seconds left."

"Six seconds."

"Five seconds."

…

ID Pang Ge has two live broadcast rooms, and almost all of them are broadcasting countdown at the moment.

"Xiao Han, don't you think everyone is being too exaggerated? They're even counting down. We already said that what happened before was an accident."

Whether it is his live broadcast room or the live broadcast room that this fat guy has now.

At this moment, everything is counting down.

They are really becoming more and more exaggerated.

"Ah? Yes, it is a little bit."

Jiang Xiaohan was stunned for a moment, then smiled awkwardly.

“3, 2…”

At the same time, stare at the camera and recite silently in your heart.

Is it sudden death?

Or is it stuck in the throat?

Or was it electrocution?

Li Tiantian at the back had already started imagining the scene of death.

She felt that the most likely possibility was that he died of suffocation due to something stuck in his throat.

Especially now that they are eating kebabs.

It is also very easy to get stuck in the throat.

At that time, no emergency treatment would be able to save the other person.

After all, who can hold such a fat baby?

"???"

However, although their behavior is very covert.

But Zhang Lingtian still found that all his employees had betrayed him.

Even the little assistant was silently snapping his fingers.

I've said it was an accident.

Why doesn't anyone believe it?

"What the hell? Does that mean we two brothers will die within 15 seconds? Fine, fine, then we'll wait here and see if we die!"

Feilong doesn't want to eat anymore.

Because he found the comments funny.

"What day is today? It's quite interesting."

Fat En also smiled.

"It's been thirty seconds, isn't Ping An Funeral Shop a living devil? When will it come to take my life?"

A few seconds passed quickly.

Came to half a minute.

Fei Long, who was broadcasting live, asked with disdain.

"Hahaha, I feel younger."

Fat En laughed out loud.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

"So you guys are still inexperienced. What's this about the living devil? That's just a persona created by people with ulterior motives, and they use this persona to sell goods and make money, you know? It's a pity that he hit a wall today!"

Feilong pointed at the camera.

He looks like he has an overflowing sense of justice.

Although Zhang Lingtian has already killed four people.

But after all, all these things happened within these three days.

The time is relatively short and the scope of time influence is also limited.

So not everyone knows about Ping An Funeral Home.

For example, Feilong.

But they are just doing live streaming.

I understand too well the importance of building a personal image.

The other party is in the funeral industry. He created a persona like a living devil and promoted products. With his millions of fans, he should be able to make a fortune! "Shouldn't it be?"

"How can it be okay? Bro, didn't you say fifteen seconds?"

"Yeah, that's weird. Normally according to the previous rules, it should be cool in fifteen seconds. Why doesn't it work?"

"Is it possible that this was really an accident? Although it's a bit outrageous that four people died in just three days, accidents are always outrageous!"

"Indeed, there are too many outrageous accidents in this world. We cannot deny the existence of others just because they are outrageous."

It's obviously something to be happy about.

But now the comment section is inexplicably filled with a sense of loss.

"I told you earlier, everyone should believe in science. There are not so many weird things in this world."

Zhang Lingtian looked smiling in front of the camera.

Finally got away with it.

"Yes, there aren't that many weird things in this world. Please trust our boss, who is an honest man in the funeral industry."

Jiang Xiaohan, who was cooperating, spoke very sincerely to the camera.

She had been skeptical before.

But now the doubts have been dispelled.

We are all people with two legs, two hands and a head on our shoulders.

How is it possible that there really is someone who is a messenger from the underworld, the King of Hell's assistant, or the living King of Hell?

"Okay, that's all for today's live broadcast. If you have any funeral needs, please call the 24-hour funeral consultation hotline, 508886**. We will give all fans a 50% discount~"

The clarification is over, the mission is accomplished, and Zhang Lingtian is ready to go off the air.

"Okay, bye, host~"

"Host, my dog ​​died. Can I have a funeral for it?"

Some netizens said goodbye to Zhang Lingtian.

Some viewers even asked directly in the live broadcast room whether it was possible to hold a funeral for the dog.

"Shit! That's it!!"

"I remember that the other party had advertised in the previous comments, but now they don't!!"

“Hiss, that couldn’t be a curse, right? The kind that kills people just by saying it!”

However, some netizens seem to be slow to realize it.

I feel like I have discovered a shocking secret! "Of course we can hold a dog's funeral, and those netizens who said the ad was a curse, you are going too far."

Zhang Lingtian answered the first question.

As a result, some netizens suspected that his advertisement was a curse!

Isn't this the original song? "Everyone is really a little outrageous, this is just an ordinary slogan for our store."

Jiang Xiaohan also laughed.

There's no way the store's slogan could be about magic, right?

"Ordinary advertisement? I don't believe it!"

"+1 for not believing it!"

"You are very cunning!"

"I think host, why don't you verify it?"

"I think this is fine. We can tell whether it's a mule or a horse by taking it out for a walk!"

Coming soon.

But his slogan was falsely accused of being a curse.

Isn't this bullshit?

"Boss, how about you make a comment?"

Assistant Jiang Xiaohan asked, this is indeed the fastest way to dispel everyone's concerns.

Finally, out of desperation, Zhang Lingtian edited a comment.

"Ping An Funeral Shop: We suggest that you two control your diet. Long-term overeating is bad for your health. If you have funeral needs, please call the 24-hour funeral consultation hotline, 508886**. You can enjoy a 50% discount if you make an appointment in advance."

Comment sent.

“Bang—”

Suddenly the next second!!

Feilong's body slammed heavily on the table.

"???"

Zhang Lingtian was stunned! "?"

"???"

“???”

All the netizens who were watching the live broadcast were also stunned.

…

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(End of this chapter)