Chapter 71: Late at night by the fish pond, the fisherman fell asleep
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"What the hell?"
“That seems to be the case!!”
"Are you saying that we are celebrating too early?"
Many people's hearts trembled after hearing this.
If someone else said it, they would definitely ignore it.
But this is a prophet.
What he guessed before was basically correct.
This has caused a lot of people to feel troubled.
"Another one who is poisoned by feudal superstition!"
"I didn't really understand the country's crackdown on feudal superstition before, but now I understand. These people are being fooled by charlatans. My God, I watch a live broadcast of supernatural beings talking about the Zero Day Law of the Living King of Hell. It's annoying to see them."
“I say, you guys are taking the official clarification as a joke? The official! Such a serious existence, since they have clarified it, then there is definitely no living devil in this world! Do you understand!!”
"That's right, Mr. Zhang, the boss of Ping An Funeral Shop, has denied that he was the King of Hell. When he was interviewed, he said that he hoped people would stop making false accusations against him and that he just wanted to run his funeral shop business properly."
Of course, some people immediately refuted it.
After all, the official announcement has already come out.
This matter needs to turn the page.
Moreover, even Zhang Lingtian, the owner of Ping An Funeral Shop, denied that he was the living King of Hell.
It was just misunderstood before.
At this time, netizens started arguing in Cool Brother’s live broadcast room.
And the cool guy himself turned on the slacking mode.
After all, Brother Tian from Ping An Funeral Home is a big anchor with more than three million fans.
I only have over a million fans.
He had just cooperated with the other party in acting, but he must seize this opportunity to have more contact with the other party.
Let’s play PK together or something next time.
It’s not surprising that the number of followers reached 2 million.
He believed that Brother Tian, a man who often appeared on hot searches, would definitely help him gain more fans.
At least increase by 500,000! After all, the other party is so popular.
"Chun Jiang Ku Ge: Brother Tian, how was my acting? Let's meet up and go fishing together next time. I found a great fishing spot!!"
Taking advantage of the time when the netizens are arguing.
Cool guy sent a private message to Zhang Lingtian.
Then he continued the live broadcast.
Peaceful funeral shop.
After Zhang Lingtian left the Douyin live broadcast room, the engineering team encountered some minor problems during the renovation.
Regarding spatial distribution.
He went over to deal with it.
As for the private messages in Douyin.
He didn't have time to care about it at the moment.
There are too many main ones.
I used to have 2 million followers, and I can’t click on all the little red dots.
Now it’s three million, not to mention the little red dot.
To be honest, if he has the opportunity to go to Douyin headquarters one day, he will definitely strongly recommend them to develop a one-click reading function.
Anyway, he thought he would take some time tonight or tomorrow to clear all the private messages in Douyin.
It has to be cleared out.
Otherwise, he would feel inexplicably uncomfortable looking at these little red dots.
It always seems like there is something unfinished.
"It's five fifty. Let's get off work ten minutes early today. Everyone, pack up and we'll go to the next restaurant. Is there anything you want to eat?"
Only Zhang Lingtian at this moment asked.
"Boss, there's a new hot pot restaurant right next to our store. The food is amazing. Do you want to try it?!"
Li Tiantian asked.
"I'm fine."
Su Wei spoke.
After all, I'm going there to eat for free.
Just have something to eat, don't worry too much.
"Then go ahead and give it a try."
Jiang Xiaohan nodded.
She basically has the same attitude as Su Wei.
As long as there is something to eat, it's fine.
"Then Tiantian, you lead the way tonight. Let's go to the hot pot restaurant you mentioned and try it."
Zhang Lingtian looked at Li Tiantian.
"Okay!!!"
Li Tiantian instantly became full of energy.
At the same time, Jiang Country.
"Oh my god, what happened to me?"
I understand that the boss is vomiting, having diarrhea and having difficulty breathing.
The whole person looked very haggard.
It was as if he was about to ascend to heaven on the spot.
"Mr. Dong, the diagnosis results are out. You are infected with a special virus."
The private team of doctors quickly made a diagnosis.
At this moment, the other party came to the boss with the report and said with a slightly regretful expression.
"Special virus? How could I be infected with a special virus? I have done a good job of protection!"
The boss was very depressed when he heard this.
He is in very good health.
Never had a virus.
However, last night he first had a high fever all night, and then had difficulty breathing.
He was even put on a ventilator.
I still feel very uncomfortable until six o'clock in the morning today.
I have never encountered a situation like today.
Fortunately, he has a private team of doctors.
If it were anyone else, they would probably have ascended to heaven right on the spot.
"This special virus can ignore general protection and requires professional-grade medical protection."
The doctor said.
"Dr. Cliff, how long will it take me to recover? I still have to meet with my supporters, attend speeches, and regain my title as the big boss!"
I understand that Boss lost the last competition.
The whole person looked like he was resentful.
After all, for a person who dozes off at any time to win the title of big boss is simply an insult to him and his supporters.
"It will take at least three days."
The doctor, named Cliff, answered.
"What? Three days! Damn rabbit!!"
The boss was a little annoyed when he heard this.
He felt a little strange yesterday.
Why are there so many Rabbit People in my live broadcast room?
Now he wants to condemn it!! No matter if the other party is the real murderer or not!!
Having said that, the boss arranged his assistant to do what should be done.
Ten o'clock at night.
Zhang Lingtian returned home.
The portions at the newly opened hotpot restaurant are a bit small.
However, this store is relatively close to their Ping An Funeral Shop, and the food tastes pretty good, so this point can be ignored.
【Work Group】
"Li Tiantian: I'm really full today. I'm home now. Good night, boss~"
"Su Wei: I must work hard tomorrow. The boss has a lot of traffic. I originally only had dozens of people following me, but now there are thousands of people following me. Many people even joked that I am so lucky that I dare to be followed by the living devil."
Li Tiantian had just sent the message when Su Wei's message was also sent to the group.
It turned out that after eating and drinking, they took the bus back home.
Su Wei was sighing at this moment.
My boss has a lot of traffic.
At the same time, he also complained about those brainless netizens.
"Li Tiantian: I have too but I am too lazy to reply because time will tell them who is right and who is wrong in all this."
Li Tiantian said she had given up.
Let those people say whatever they want.
After some time has passed, these people will naturally know it!
"Su Wei: +1"
Su Wei silently added one.
"Jiang Xiaohan: I'm home too."
While chatting, Jiang Xiaohan also sent a message.
"Zhang Lingtian: I'm home too. Everyone go to bed early. We'll have dinner together whenever we sign a big deal."
Zhang Lingtian is not a stingy person.
I saw him saying this in the group.
"Li Tiantian: Yeah! Good!!"
"Su Wei: Best Brother Tian, I want to work in a funeral shop for the rest of my life!"
"Jiang Xiaohan: Little girl holding up a Sprite toast emoji.jpg."
The messages in the group have been replied to.
Zhang Lingtian went to take a shower.
After taking a shower and lying on the bed, it was already half past ten.
He picked up his phone.
If he has time tonight, he will click on the little red dot of Douyin! !
After all, these private messages have to be cleaned up!
As he said that, Zhang Lingtian opened Douyin.
He now has 3.2 million followers.
This was a number that he had never dared to even think about before.
"Bai Youbai: Brother Tian, you are so popular as the Living King of Hell, but you don't hype it up. I admire you! I'm following you!"
"I am the Queen: Handsome boy, do you still remember me? I am your oldest fan who supported you the earliest. You never reply to my private messages and you never call me even when I leave your phone number. Do you accept me or not? Give me an answer!"
"God of Whitewash: Trash! You're a liar!!"
"Flathead Sange: Hey man, I've come to Jiang Country and I'm washing dishes, and you tell me you're fake? Why did you lie to me!!"
Open the private message page.
The news was overwhelming.
The least is one.
The most are dozens.
For example, this one named "Sister is the Queen" received more than 40 messages from the other party.
I left my phone number and sent him pictures.
So, sometimes being handsome can be quite troublesome.
There is also one called Flat-Headed Third Brother.
It seems he has some impression of this person.
It seemed to be a matter of beautiful sisters before.
This guy said he lived an hour's drive from his funeral home.
At that time, he left a message to the Meizhao sisters, and the other party said that they would kill him.
Later, I don’t know how my account was cancelled.
Soon after, news came out that the other party seemed to have fled overseas.
He also sent himself dozens of messages at this moment.
I'm complaining that I ran abroad to wash dishes to avoid you, the living devil. You tell me you're a fake, do you deserve my joy of successfully escaping? ! Sauce country.
It was half past ten in the morning.
A man smokes a cigarette.
Wearing a bib.
"Damn it! I quit! Fuck it!!"
This is the flat-headed third brother.
I showed off to my friends in the group before.
I am the man who successfully escaped the pursuit of the living devil.
Everyone who saw him come out called him "Awesome Brother"!
As a result, he has now become the object of ridicule in the group and has been labeled as an idiot!
He was so pissed off! You can't play like this.
He wants to go back!
Resign.
Pack up.
Go to the airport to buy tickets!!
Since it is fake, there is no way he can hide from the devil.
It’s better to set foot on the land that you are familiar with.
Spring River.
"Ping An Funeral Shop: Hello, thank you for your support. If you have funeral reservations, please contact me. I wish you all the best."
I still sent one message back to the old fan who sent more than 40 messages.
After all, they have supported me for so long.
As for things like six figures a month for phone calls and offline meetings, forget it.
He is not that kind of person.
As for the private message from that guy called Flathead San Ge.
Zhang Lingtian was too lazy to reply.
After all, what does this have to do with him?
You ran away on your own.
Moreover, he has long emphasized that he is not some living devil, but you are still fantasizing about him. What can he do?
"???"
Brush and brush.
Eleven o'clock at night.
Zhang Lingtian was suddenly stunned when he saw a private message.
This was actually sent by the host named Chunjiang Kuge today.
He said he was a good actor.
Also asked him to meet in person.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
Then we found a great fishing spot.
I was a little confused about this Zhang Lingtian.
What's wrong with him?
"Ping An Funeral Shop: What do you mean by good acting? What are you talking about? Didn't I tell you not to go fishing? How did you find a new fishing spot? Don't go there in the next three days!!"
Zhang Lingtian directly replied to the other party with a private message.
99% mortality rate.
Pseudo-precise customers.
And it is because fishing is dangerous.
You also found a new fishing spot, are you not afraid of death? However, after sending the message, there was no reply from the other side.
At this time, a car was driving on Chunjiang Ring Road.
Then we stopped at a remote reservoir.
"Yeah, it's a nice place."
This person is none other than the cool guy in the live broadcast room today.
The other party doesn't have any special hobbies.
The only thing I like is fishing.
He's a real fisherman.
I saw him stop the car at this moment.
The trunk is open.
That's all fishing gear.
Fishing is quiet at night.
And there aren't as many people as during the day.
"It's really good. Bring Brother Tian with you next time."
The cool guy thought to himself.
He had discovered this place before.
I used to feel lonely fishing alone at night.
It turns out that Brother Tian, who has three million fans, is also a fisherman.
We can really come together next time.
He must like this place.
To avoid disturbing.
He didn't even take out his cell phone this time.
After all, the most annoying thing is that someone calls him when he is halfway through fishing.
As for private messages.
I send a lot of private messages every day.
There are nearly a thousand common ones.
Brother Tian has three million fans, and he probably sends him even more private messages.
Let’s see if the other party replies tomorrow.
If he didn't reply, he would go to the funeral shop to have a cup of tea with this Brother Tian.
Bring him here someday to enhance our relationship.
As for what the other party said in today's live broadcast.
I guess it’s Brother Tian who is performing under the guise of the living devil.
Half past eleven.
Zhang Lingtian cleared up most of the information.
Tired.
I can't stand it anymore.
"Why haven't you come back yet?"
Zhang Lingtian returned to the interface again.
Clicked on the private message page of the Chunjiang Cool Brother account.
He sent the other party three messages.
No response was received.
He wouldn't really go fishing, would he?
Thinking of this, Lingtian frowned.
But the system says it’s within three days, so it’s impossible for something to go wrong on the first day.
I guess you haven’t logged into Douyin?
yes!
Who has nothing better to do than log into Douyin all day?
Zhang Lingtian clicked on the other party’s homepage.
Found a WeChat account that can be added for collaboration.
Zhang Lingtian added this WeChat just to remind the other party.
In the end, no one passed.
He looked at the WeChat number as if it was a phone number, so he dialed it with the idea of giving it a try.
"Beep, beep... the call was not connected."
It did work.
But no one answered.
"Asleep?"
Zhang Lingtian also gave up struggling.
He guessed that he was probably asleep.
Indeed, he was asleep.
At the reservoir late at night.
The cool guy is casting his fishing line.
He forgot that there was a high-voltage power line above his head.
The moment the fishing line is thrown out.
Sparks flew immediately at the scene.
Then the cool guy fell straight to the ground.
The body was still smoking.
But because it was night.
It is also a relatively remote natural water reservoir.
No one came.
Until seven o'clock the next morning.
"This guy is fishing so early? Did he do it all night last night?"
At this time, another car arrived.
Maybe he's a fisherman too.
The other party was surprised to see the cool guy’s car parked here.
After all, those who can work all night are all strong people.
If they fish for a whole night, their wives will break their fishing rods.
"How's it going bro?"
The car stopped.
Two fishermen walked down.
The other party asked about the harvest with a smiling face.
“Fuck—”
The next second, I saw the ground was charred.
The two were directly shocked.
"Don't go over there! He's touching high voltage electricity!!"
There is a high-voltage electric frame in the rear area, similar to the Eiffel Tower.
There are thick lines on top.
A bald man with glasses shouted at him.
“Beep, beep—”
Call the police.
Call an ambulance.
Report to the fire department.
Ten minutes later, the police, ambulance and fire department arrived.
The police are taking a statement.
The fire department tested whether there was still electricity.
After making sure there is no electricity, dispose of the fishing line.
Then call in medical personnel to check on the injuries.
When the medical staff came.
The cool guy shook his head as he looked at the charred skin.
This is probably because he was shocked by electricity all night.
Not only did the people become darker.
His fishing gear was also burned black by electricity.
Even the entire lawn was in a radioactive black state.
"Dead."
The medical staff shook their heads.
He was pronounced dead at the scene.
Sauce country.
The news that the boss was infected with the virus was reported by newspapers and media.
And it also directly points to a person named Ping An Funeral Shop.
The fans were also very excited! They took screenshots of what they heard yesterday! It must be the other party who did it, using magic to harm their boss.
On the plane.
The flat-headed man who is looking forward to his motherland is watching today's news.
"???"
My mind is full of question marks.
What the hell? After getting attention, the boss is now down?
Even on a ventilator? Are you kidding me? Isn't this Ping An Funeral Shop a living devil? Didn't the authorities clarify that the other party is not a living devil?
This is a lie. If the other party paid attention to ordinary people, he would have ascended to heaven long ago! After all, who can compare with the medical conditions of the boss?
As a result, the other party’s doctor estimated that it would take at least three days to recover, and the key point is that he is still on a ventilator.
rabbit.
Daily meetings.
Below are people from all kinds of places including cows, horses, chickens, eagles, sausages, donkeys, sticks, etc.
"Hello, do you know anything about the recent incident of the Living King of Hell at the Ping An Funeral Shop?"
The question was asked by a reporter from the Chicken Country.
"Living King of Hell? I don't really know much about this, but as far as I know we don't have any living King of Hell."
Spokesperson Shuang Yingying replied.
"It's like this. Our boss Dong was infected with the virus yesterday evening, which is the time in your country. And yesterday at 11 o'clock in the evening in your country, he was followed by a man named Ping An Funeral Shop. It is said that this man is a representative of witchcraft in your country. The reason for his attention was to take our boss Dong's life. In fact, he almost did it. Do you think your country is despicable for using such means? And should you apologize to boss Dong?"
The reporter named Bald Eagle also stood up.
Asked the question.
At the same time, various lenses focus.
The daily meeting is a window for communication with members from all over the world.
Everyone wants to know how Shuang Yingying answered this question.
"First of all, we regret that Mr. Dong was infected with the virus."
"As for the claim that Ping An Funeral Shop is a representative of witchcraft and that Mr. Dong almost died because of the other party's attention, this is nonsense. As we all know, we have already entered a scientific society. As a scientific power, China should not only be strong externally but also internally. If this is what ordinary people in China think, then we should strengthen the popularization of science and culture among the people. If this is what Mr. Dong himself thinks, then we express our regret."
Shuang Yingying replied.
“Pah, pah, pah—”
Suddenly there was a burst of applause.
This is a really great answer.
"Thank you for your answer."
The reporters from Jiang Country didn't know how to respond for a moment.
All I can say is thank you.
Sit down timidly.
And at the same time.
Early in the morning, the hot searches on Weibo about these two things started to ferment.
[45. Internet celebrity died when he touched a high-voltage wire while fishing late at night]
【46. Wonderful remarks at the regular press conference】
Because it just happened.
So at this time, only these two were on the hot search.
Then with more and more clicks.
The hidden information behind these two messages directly ignited the Internet! At this moment, Zhang Lingtian had just woken up.
I had no idea of the super storm that was about to hit.
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There is not much to update today, I will try to update more tomorrow.
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(End of this chapter)