Chapter 72: Didn’t we agree to clarify? Why is he putting on his disguise again?
"Fuck—"
Zhang Lingtian woke up in a daze.
As soon as he looked at the phone, his body trembled.
The time has come to half past eight! ! As expected.
I can't take a nap for five minutes after the alarm goes off.
He set the alarm for eight o'clock, but he thought there was still time so he took a nap for five minutes.
I woke up at half past eight.
It's so horrible.
Fortunately, he is the boss and can indulge himself occasionally.
get up.
Wash up.
Order takeout to the store.
Pick up the car keys.
Zhang Lingtian drove off.
Peaceful funeral shop.
"Oh my god!!"
Three employees have arrived.
Su Wei opened the door.
Not to mention, after the construction team installed the entire doorhead last night, the funeral shop now looks inexplicably high-end.
It was just a small storefront before.
Now the entire row of shops on the first floor used to be funeral shops.
Suddenly, just after Su Wei pushed open the door.
Li Tiantian screamed.
"What's wrong with you?"
Su Wei looked at the other person.
There was a gleam of doubt in his eyes.
"What's wrong?"
Jiang Xiaohan also felt a little strange.
Why did he suddenly touch his chest and look surprised?
"I just saw a piece of news that ranked tenth on the trending search list! Do you know what I found?!"
Li Tiantian’s eyes were as big as bells.
"What happened? Isn't this just a routine speech?"
Su Wei also plays Weibo.
Naturally, I saw the hot searches above.
[Top↑. Autumn is coming, don’t waste the good times]
[1. Both men and women have their best reproductive period, so cherish it while you can]
[2. No matter what your job is, as long as you work hard, you will have a good life. A young couple earns 9,000 yuan a day by setting up a street stall.]
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[9. Internet celebrity died while fishing late at night and touched a high-voltage wire]
【10. Wonderful remarks at the regular press conference】
Weibo hot search list.
It looks almost normal.
But it's worth being thankful for.
Their boss is finally no longer in the top ten of the trending searches.
I don't know what's going on.
[49. Ping An Funeral Shop pays attention to the boss who understands you]
This post was clearly already a trending search yesterday.
Now he rushed up again.
"Yeah, isn't this trending search normal?"
Jiang Xiaohan also opened Weibo.
Judging from Li Tiantian’s expression, she almost thought that her boss was on the hot search again.
That’s the result?
But think about it carefully.
There is nothing about the boss that can be on the hot search list.
After all, everything has been turned over.
It can be said that the official announcement has a very high credibility in the minds of the public.
That's why the matter was settled quickly.
"No, can't you just click in and take a look at the content?"
Li Tiantian asked, pointing at the phone.
"What's the content? What's the fuss? WTF!!"
Suddenly, Su Wei, who was chattering a few words and making a fuss about Li Tiantian, called out "national quintessence".
“See?!”
Li Tiantian stared at Su Wei.
“Yeah yeah!!”
Looking at the content of the news, Su Wei took a breath and nodded stiffly.
"What's wrong?"
Jiang Xiaohan was confused by these two people.
"Sister Xiaohan, please click and read it yourself."
Li Tiantian reminded him with a tingling forehead.
"this……"
After clicking it, Jiang Xiaohan looked surprised.
What the hell?
The boss who understood me before actually got into trouble! "I cried so hard, it's the 24-hour zero-day rule again!"
"Who mocked me for not cutting my whip that day? Tell me what this is all about!"
"She burst into tears. Didn't we say that there would be no Yama? Why did he come out in Yama's guise again?!"
"I suggest that we sacrifice that old man to the gods. He actually let the other party know about this secret! If you say that the Living King of Hell didn't have a secret cooperation with the authorities, I'll shit upside down!!"
"Jiang Jiang: Do you think I believe your statement? There is no reason why the boss is sick!!"
"Zhan Youju: Hahaha, you didn't expect that I would be back again! I said no, there is no!!"
This is the hot search below.
Everyone is collapsing and screaming.
We said there is no King of Hell! Aren’t you the King of Hell?
The reporters were all stunned.
Otherwise how to explain such a bizarre thing.
“Should we cancel our account again and again and again?”
Li Tiantian asked tentatively.
"And you plan to tell the boss that our diligent employees don't use Douyin?"
Jiang Xiaohan asked.
"Yes! Our hardworking employees don't play Douyin! We must be positive and progressive!!"
Li Tiantian clenched her fists.
It's like shouting that we young people have power! "Do you think your boss is a fool? You cancelled your account again and used the old tricks. Don't let your boss say 'take care of yourself' or send you a funeral advertisement in your private message!"
Su Wei said unhappily.
Same routine.
It’s okay to use it once, it’s understandable to use it twice, but using it three times is your limit, use it a fourth time and see if your boss will scold you!
“This… what should I do!!”
Li Tiantian scratched her hair.
Before, she asked those who followed her to wait for some time. Time is the best way to slap someone in the face.
As a result, her face was swollen.
"No need, just wait for the boss to bring breakfast and work hard."
Jiang Xiaohan spread his hands.
It’s true.
She is still too young.
The boss really pretends to be one.
The excitement he showed before was so intense that it was hard to believe it was fake.
But they are the boss's right-hand men, so the other party shouldn't kill them indiscriminately.
Unless you do something extreme to anger the other person.
"Yes, let's work diligently. The boss is not stingy. If we get a deal, we will get a bonus and even go out to eat. Compared to those capitalists, they live more like the king of hell!!"
Su Wei agreed.
It doesn't matter where you work! As long as you don't make mistakes, you'll be fine.
Besides, the boss is not a stingy person.
Maybe he, the living devil, came to the human world to complete some specific tasks.
Anyway, it’s never wrong to cooperate with each other.
There is no need to follow again, cancel the account, or open a small account.
The main reason is that he has run out of mobile phone numbers.
"But aren't you afraid? Whoever you pay attention to will get into trouble!!"
Li Tiantian was very panicked.
"There were rumors before that anyone who appeared in the same frame with the boss would get into trouble. Then how come Sister Xiaohan was fine? And weren't the two policemen that the boss had paid attention to also fine?"
Su Wei asked back.
“That’s true…”
Li Tiantian nodded, she really didn’t have an account anymore.
If you want to open another one, you have to register your mobile phone number again!
Tired! Trust your own people.
As long as you don't make any mistakes, the boss will definitely not sacrifice himself.
Unless the funeral supplies are short of money and can’t pay wages.
As for you asking her whether she wants to quit.
After all, it is so scary to deal with the King of Hell.
I dare not! The boss is using it.
Resigned from the Yang world.
Entering the underworld.
She still wants to live a few more years!
"Let's clean up first."
Su Wei said.
Then pick up the broom.
Jiang Xiaohan went to make tea.
The boss doesn't have any special hobbies.
I just like to drink some tea every day.
Normally he arrives at 8:30 or 9 o'clock at the latest.
I didn't expect that the boss didn't arrive until 9:05 today.
But no matter what the other person is busy with, it's always a good idea to make his tea first.
"Sister Xiaohan, Awei, do you think if we work hard, can we ask our boss how long we will live?"
Li Tiantian was now wiping the desk and chairs in her boss' office.
Water the green plants by the way.
There is a pot of asparagus fern in the boss's office.
Come to think of it, if you do a good job, can you ask the other person about his or her life span?
"Fuck you, you little brain!"
Su Wei was stunned for a moment! "What??"
Li Tiantian looked at Su Wei with a confused expression.
Is it taboo to ask the King of Hell about his life span?
She usually likes to watch TV series.
But I really don't know anything about these aspects.
"How clever! If we work hard, we can not only live longer than ourselves, but also live longer than our families! What are we afraid of? We have to hold on to this boss's thigh!!"
Su Wei suddenly felt that Li Tiantian's words had opened up his mind! "So if we do it well, can we add a life span?"
Li Tiantian's eyes lit up.
"Of course!"
Su Wei expressed affirmation.
After all, the boss is not a stingy person.
“…”
Jiang Xiaohan remained silent.
I can only say that both of them have great imaginations.
"Ping An Funeral Shop, your takeaway!!"
Funeral shop.
The delivery man in a yellow robe entered the funeral shop carrying four breakfasts.
Then he ran away.
After all, it's the God of Hell's shop.
Are you afraid? "Is it that serious?"
Li Tiantian looked at the delivery man who was running away and immediately became unhappy.
Is the boss that scary? He is so handsome and cute!
“Beep, beep, beep—”
Suddenly Jiang Xiaohan's phone rang.
"Hello, hello, this is Ping An Funeral Shop."
Jiang Xiaohan answered the phone.
Should we cancel the advertisement? After all, the boss's affairs have been reversed again.
"Hello, it's Yan Wangzhu... Oh, no, it's Assistant Jiang, right?"
The person on the other end of the phone asked.
"Well, I'm Jiang Xiaohan, what can I do for you?"
Jiang Xiaohan felt that this didn't seem like the cancellation of the previous cooperation. Could it be that the reverse sales that had died out before had revived again?
"It's like this, our car is ready to arrive at your store, and we want to discuss some cooperation with you."
The other end said.
"Cooperation? We don't accept cash, and we have to sign a contract. If you don't sign a contract but pay cash, forget it."
Jiang Xiaohan has been tricked once.
It is definitely impossible to be tricked a second time.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
"Don't worry, we will definitely sign a contract, and the fees will be charged by punching a clock."
The person on the other end of the phone assured.
at the same time.
Zhang Lingtian is driving over here right now.
"It's strange, why is there such a traffic jam today!"
The streets towards my shop.
Zhang Lingtian felt unexpectedly blocked at this time! He didn't know what happened.
Fortunately, the funeral bill signed yesterday was not today's, otherwise it would be troublesome.
My street is a bit narrow to begin with, and it hasn't been moving for half a day.
Took a look.
The takeaway has arrived.
Signed for.
Fortunately, I ordered takeout in advance.
According to the current situation, I won't be able to arrive until at least 9:30.
finally.
More than ten minutes later he arrived at the store door.
"???"
I parked the car and my phone vibrated.
He took a look.
It turned out to be a news push.
When Zhang Lingtian saw the news push above, he was stunned.
I know something happened to the boss!!
Is this wrong?
The probability is only 0.02%.
Is this photo fake? There was a picture attached to the news that Zhang Lingtian read.
The boss is lying on the hospital bed.
There are even ventilators.
He looked extremely haggard.
"Um?"
Suddenly Zhang Lingtian noticed another piece of news.
A Chunjiang internet celebrity died after touching a high-voltage wire while fishing.
After reading it, he felt disappointed.
Oh my goodness! It turns out that the internet celebrity I reminded yesterday is gone!
Didn’t he tell him not to go fishing, not to go fishing!! Why didn’t he listen and went fishing under the high-voltage wires in the middle of the night? Isn’t he rushing to reincarnate? Zhang Lingtian felt complicated.
He thought the other party was asleep last night so he didn't reply to the message, but who would have thought that it would be a cold response!
"I've been an electrician for 30 years and I still don't dare to stay under high-voltage lines. Brother, you know high-voltage electricity. Have a good time! /Sweating"
"You don't understand. When a person dies, you cry for three days, but when a fish runs away, you laugh for the rest of your life. /狗头"
"Who would have thought that white words on a blue background could deceive me? There is no love in this world anymore."
"It's also clarified that the Living King of Hell is the Living King of Hell. He just came to his live broadcast room yesterday and he passed away today!"
"That's why some people always think they are the exception and don't listen to others. Now they have to bear the consequences themselves."
"I thought the fishing line was so thin and not made of metal, so it would be insulated. But it turns out it is not insulated! /Shocked/Shocked."
"I am luckier than him. A few months ago, when I was fishing, my fishing rod also touched a high-voltage wire. The rod was directly cut by electricity and I fell to the ground. The place where my hand holding the rod touched the rod was directly cooked. I could smell the meaty aroma. At that time, my first reaction was that I was going to die. I quickly shouted for help and took the fishing rod away with my other hand. When my friend pulled me up, I knew that I was lucky and I survived. I can only say goodbye, cool brother. All fishing friends lowered their floats by half and bowed to me at a 90-degree angle!"
About this news below.
A lot of netizens are commenting.
"well……"
Zhang Lingtian sighed.
Well, what's the point! Just clarified the day before yesterday and today there is another incident, and two incidents happened at once. The impression of the living devil in public opinion is probably engraved in the bones of the public.
After glancing at the comments, Zhang Lingtian exited the news.
To be honest, one netizen was right.
I always think I am special and I won't listen to what others say.
He just reminded the other party yesterday, but you went fishing in the evening.
Those who didn't know would think it was suicide! Now the funeral shop has to go back to the feeling of attending the morning court.
The kind that is intimidated by him.
In fact, what he wanted to say was that he was just an ordinary person with a system!
The key is that this system is not very useful.
You can see some values.
That's all.
Hey, that's not right! Suddenly Zhang Lingtian thought of a question.
In the past, when others died, didn’t I always give clues? How come I didn’t have any clues at all when this person called Cool Guy died?
A look of doubt appeared in Zhang Lingtian's heart.
Could it be this? Opening the system status bar, Zhang Lingtian found a small red dot on his system bell.
It seems like a message was left unread.
[Reminder: The cool guy Chun Jiang you followed died at 23:44. The cause of death was electric shock from touching a high-voltage wire while fishing. ]
[Can you choose whether to host the funeral? ]
An additional prompt appeared in front of Zhang Lingtian.
[The host has chosen to host the funeral, and the relatives' phone numbers have been distributed. ]
Since it was in Chunjiang, Zhang Lingtian certainly wanted to seize the opportunity to host the funeral.
Seriously.
At first, he thought that when the system asked whether to undertake the funeral, he just clicked on "undertake it" and the system would take care of everything for him.
Then let him hold the funeral without any worries.
You will find out the result in the end.
This system will only provide you with the contact number of the other party's family.
Whether he can obtain the qualifications to hold a funeral depends entirely on himself.
This system is really a mess.
But having a system is better than having no system at all.
Speaking of which, the competition in Chunjiang's funeral industry is quite fierce.
Just their street.
He opened several funeral homes.
In addition to privately run shops, there are also official ones in the city.
This is also where the resistance to going to other cities comes from.
You can only do it on your own little piece of land.
If Feilong had not held it in the village last time, he probably wouldn’t have been able to go.
Because the village is relatively relaxed about this kind of thing.
“Pah—”
Zhang Lingtian got in the car.
Then close the car door.
"Morning, Boss!!"
The three of them greeted each other as they entered the room.
Everyone is very friendly.
Moreover, Zhang Lingtian found that they had mopped the floor, wiped his office clean, watered the flowers, and even made tea.
The key is that this is not pretend!
As the owner of a funeral home, he can still tell whether a person is pretending or not.
"The sun rises from the west?"
Zhang Lingtian asked curiously, there is something wrong with the script.
"Boss! From now on we will work hard and strive to get our funeral shop listed as soon as possible!!!"
Su Wei and Li Tiantian both shouted slogans.
As for Jiang Xiaohan, she did not participate.
She is replying to messages on her computer now.
In addition to Su Wei, Li Tiantian, Jiang Xiaohan and Zhang Lingtian all had a computer.
Li Tiantian is used for editing and promotion.
Jiang Xiaohan's job is office work, contacting clients, preparing financial statements, etc.
"The next sentence is, will we cancel our account?"
Zhang Lingtian, who had just been a little suspicious, suddenly realized after hearing this. It was too familiar.
After all, after each clarification, these three deleted their accounts.
"Of course we didn't cancel it, boss. We are sincere in doing this!"
Su Wei patted his chest and said.
Li Tiantian was also very determined.
"Oh? Aren't you afraid of me, the living King of Hell?"
Zhang Lingtian was a little surprised to find that they had not actually cancelled their registration. Are these young employees he hired not afraid of him?
There are all kinds of rumors on the Internet.
He frowned as he looked at it.
It was the same with my employee before. He looked like Mr. Qiba's chain was hanging around his neck.
Shivering.
Now I'm not afraid anymore.
That's not normal.
"Don't be afraid, boss, can you tell us how long I, Li Tiantian, have left to live?"
Li Tiantian came over and asked.
“…”
These words immediately silenced Zhang Lingtian.
So they are not afraid of me, so they are planning to ask me about my life span? Are they planning to add some more life span? I had breakfast.
Zhang Lingtian sat in front of the office.
"Boss, according to the contract, you have to do a live broadcast in the afternoon and sell goods for two hours."
Jiang Xiaohan reminded Zhang Lingtian.
It sells auspicious funeral items.
"No problem, but they didn't cancel the contract?"
Zhang Lingtian was a little surprised.
He thought Qu Jiangmei wanted to cancel the contract! However, he didn't know.
Qu Jiangmei has been hesitating for a long time.
Pick up the phone, then put it down again!! She hated herself so much! She hated herself for being so anxious.
After the official clarification, they immediately wanted to grab the first-hand traffic and cooperate with the other party.
Finally something went wrong!
Understand the boss and win the bid!
The fan that the other party was following died from high voltage electricity last night.
Another zero day!! She was wondering if she would offend the other party if she cancelled the contract .
On the other side, there is Ping An Funeral Shop.
“Beep, beep—”
A police car stopped at the door.
The neighbors stuck their heads out.
Everyone was curious about what happened.
Li Tiantian and the others also felt a little confused.
Why did this police car come to their funeral?
"I am like the wind: Shocking news! A police car stopped at the door of the funeral shop! Is the living devil going to be taken to the police station?!/Picture/Picture"
A delivery guy happened to be delivering food here.
The other party took a photo.
Then it was sent directly to the rider group.
"What? The police car is coming? After all the things that happened before, no police car dared to come to our door!"
"Maybe some kind of agreement was reached in the police station before. I guess it was the Living Devil who broke the rules."
"What a bunch of superstition! It would be strange if the police didn't look for him. Yesterday he told Chun Jiang Ku Ge's live broadcast room not to go fishing, but last night he died while fishing due to high voltage! Isn't that strange? Maybe he was deliberately trying to hype up the murder!"
"It's a little weird, brother, but don't say that! What evidence do you have to prove that the other party is murdering for hype? You know the old saying of innocent until proven guilty!"
The delivery guys come from all walks of life, and the group suddenly became lively.
"Hello, what can I do for you?"
Two people got out of the police car.
They are Chen Chuan and Bai Jin respectively.
Li Tiantian walked up to greet and asked.
"We want to find Mr. Zhang Lingtian. Where is he now?"
Chen Chuan asked.
When they were checking the call records of the deceased Jin Xiaoku, they found that Zhang Lingtian had called him last night!
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(End of this chapter)