Got it!
I will never forget it!
The so-called thunderous blow was actually just an electric shock!
With this debuff active, your life is in danger at any moment!
Xia Chuhe roared inwardly, but had no choice but to reply to Mingxiang with a pale face: "I understand."
Mingxiang coldly brushed away Xia Chuhe's hand that was on his shoulder: "Manager Xia, please have some self-respect."
"???"
Despite being filled with confusion, Xia Chuhe had no choice but to reply, somewhat reluctantly, "I understand."
Mingxiang: "Then our testing department staff will leave first."
Xia Chuhe: "Understood."
Mingxiang paused, "Manager Xia, there's no need to respond to every single thing you say."
Xia Chuhe: "...Understood."
She didn't want to go back, but Cupid wouldn't allow it.
Mingxiang paused several times, finally stopping himself from saying any more pointless nonsense.
Xia Chuhe breathed a sigh of relief and watched Mingxiang leave. He thought that since he had to unconditionally satisfy Mingxiang, he had to properly reply to the report sent by the testing department.
Judging from Mingxiang's attitude, Cupid seems to have erased Mingxiang's memories of "love" for her, and even his goodwill towards her is almost gone.
Now the roles are reversed; Xia Chuhe is the pursuer, and Ming Xiang is the pursued.
Xia Chuhe looked at Lu Dangui with a wry smile.
Both of them simultaneously contorted their faces, received an electric shock, and saw the same rule—
Rule Six: Always disclose the progress of your relationship to anyone who is not aware of it.
Xia Chuhe said with a crooked mouth and trembling voice, "I don't think I've caught up with Mingxiang yet."
Lu Dangui looked at the robot that was leaving her and said, "Me too."
Xia Chuhe: "Let's disperse. Let's find the others first, then think about how to break this deadlock. We can't really stay here."
Lu Dangui nodded: "I resign. There's a problem with the instance's flow; we've been here for more than seven days."
Xia Chuhe sighed.
They should have thought of this when Cupid turned back time.
If they can manipulate time, how could they be limited by the seven-day restriction of a dungeon?
Unfortunately, Xia Chuhe's understanding of dungeons was too one-sided. While they spent a year and a half inside the dungeons, not a single day had passed outside.
Since Mingxiang's official identity was still the head of the testing department at Wujiang Company, Xia Chuhe did not resign immediately in order to take advantage of his position.
For the sake of convenience, Lu Dangui resigned from his company position to focus on pursuing his "lover" and contacting his teammates.
The two exchanged a few words briefly before going their separate ways to get back to work.
With a heavy heart, Xia Chuhe returned to his post.
She spent the entire afternoon replying to reports from the testing department. She dared not neglect to personally handle anything Mingxiang had instructed her to do.
Xia Chuhe was busy until almost the end of the workday before he finally sent the reply document to Mingxiang.
Mingxiang did not reply.
Xia Chuhe was secretly delighted: I'm off work now!
The smug feeling lasted less than half a minute before the familiar electric shock arrived right at the end of the workday, along with the new rules—
Rule Five: Report your daily life to your partner in detail, big or small, and involve them in your life.
Xia Chuhe lay on the table, wanting to curse his father. If he kept getting shocked like that, he would definitely lose control of his bladder.
After calming down for a while, Xia Chuhe sent a message to Mingxiang with trembling hands: [Off work, do you have any plans for tonight?]
Mingxiang still didn't reply, so Xia Chuhe continued typing: [Okay, feel free to contact me anytime if you need anything.]
After sending two messages, Xia Chuhe suddenly realized something: her relationship with Mingxiang was not that of a pursuer and a pursued, but rather that of a simp and a "male god".
The difference between the two is that a normal pursuer knows how to respect and love himself, and knows how to maintain the right distance.
As for "simps," you can tell from the name that they are no longer a species like humans.
Having figured this out, Xia Chuhe, as if divinely inspired, first made an official announcement on Fetion:
@Mingxiangbao Actually, I've liked you for a long time. I don't know if you've noticed. Of course, the affection in my eyes can't be hidden. Maybe you just didn't see it. This confession might be too sudden. Don't think about how to reject me yet. For you, I became a werewolf. For you, I became insane. For you, I put on a thick disguise. For you, I changed my heart. Can we ever meet again? I've been praying before Buddha for thousands of years...
After the official announcement, Xia Chuhe immediately sent Mingxiang several messages:
[Baby, what are you doing?]
What should we eat for dinner?
Can I bring you food?
What would you like to eat?
Can we chat tonight?
Honey, please reply to me?
A barrage of messages finally earned Mingxiang's reply: [Get lost]
Xia Chuhe replied instantly: 【Why did you tell me to get lost? Are you worried I'll get tired from walking? 5555 I love you even more, baby】
Mingxiang: [What did you send on Fetion? Delete it, delete it now!]
Xia Chuhe: [Okay, treasure, only you can see this treasure]
Mingxiang: [Are you sick? Can you please leave me alone?]
Xia Chuhe: [Baby, I'm so touched that you actually asked for my opinion.]
After sending the message, Xia Chuhe received a big red exclamation mark.
Xia Chuhe immediately registered a new account and requested to add Mingxiang as a friend: 【Baby, do you like blocking people? I've registered another new account, you can block me anytime】
Xia Chuhe waited for a while.
Bad news: No reply to friend request.
Good news: The devastating blow did not come!
Another piece of good news: Lu Danggui successfully contacted most of his teammates, except for Zhu Guanshan and 04.
Lu Danggui has already created a group chat and even invited Xia Chuhe to join.
The new group is named "Unforgettable Hometown Wasteland". The group announcement contains seven complete rules. The group chat history is a collection of complaints from teammates, which can also be described as "108 Reasons Why I Was Electrocuted".
Xia Chuhe asked: [Who came up with the group name?]
Wang Yan: [Me]
Xia Chuhe: [I'll make a change]
Wang Yan: [Okay, boss]
Xia Chuhe changed the group name to "[Simp Alliance]", updated the announcement, and added a new batch of simp quotes.
By the way, let me explain to the others the little trick she discovered: as long as you keep licking your so-called lover with a humble attitude, you won't get an electric shock!
Using this method, Xia Chuhe and her friends enjoyed a few peaceful and happy days.
Unfortunately, they still couldn't get in touch with Zhu Guanshan and 04 during this time.
Some people guessed that Zhu Guanshan and 04 had made different choices than them, but no one pointed it out.
Everyone was carefully maintaining a semblance of stability.
However, while exploiting loopholes may work temporarily, it won't work forever.
Before Xia Chuhe and the others could figure out a way to escape the instance, Cupid himself intervened again:
[Because you suitors have been uncooperative, Cupid is disappointed in you. If you fail to win your beloved's heart within ten days, Cupid will withdraw his mercy and punish you by sending you to the hell of lovelessness.]
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