If Xia Chuhe could speak directly with Cupid, he would say, "I would willingly enter the hell of lovelessness!"
Being a simp requires extremely high personal cultivation; it requires abandoning self-respect and self-love, lowering oneself to the dust is not enough, one must lower oneself to the mud between the soles of shoes.
However, in order to avoid being punished by Cupid, Xia Chuhe could only continue to be a simp, and even a simp plus—simple text greetings were no longer enough; he had to delve into the other person's life.
Xia Chuhe started bringing breakfast, lunch, and dinner for Mingxiang.
On the first day, Mingxiang received the food that Xia Chuhe had brought and immediately threw it into the trash can.
A colleague next to him asked curiously, "Manager Ming, the person who just delivered your things looks familiar. Is that one of our colleagues who's pursuing you?"
Mingxiang said indifferently, "You've mistaken me for someone else; you brought trash."
Xia Chuhe's body trembled.
It wasn't sadness, it was being electrocuted.
Xia Chuhe turned around and forced a stiff smile: "I'm still pursuing your Manager Ming."
The colleague who suddenly received a reply from the person in question: "...Okay."
Digging your toes into the ground, how could the person in question overhear your gossip behind your back!
The next day, Xia Chuhe changed his approach and delivered the meal to Mingxiang by bringing food to all his colleagues in the department.
My colleagues were very considerate; except for a few who brought their own lunch, everyone else saved money on takeout.
Seeing that his meal was similar to his colleague's, but with added meat and eggs, Mingxiang didn't throw it in the trash this time. He simply said, "Don't bring it next time, it's not tasty."
Xia Chuhe forced a smile: "I understand."
If it weren't for the need to survive, who would want to bring you food?!
How dare you say it's not tasty? This is a takeout rice bowl from Sister Li's canteen at the University of Technology. Take it or leave it.
Xia Chuhe added, "Can we go out together?"
Mingxiang gritted his teeth: "Get lost."
Xia Chuhe: "Okay, see you tonight."
Mingxiang: "I won't see you!"
Xia Chuhe: "Okay."
The third day...
Everything was normal during the day, and Mingxiang and his colleagues accepted Xia Chuhe's feeding without any qualms.
That night, Xia Chuhe went to sleep with a heavy heart.
Then, she was woken up by an electric shock.
Xia Chuhe suppressed her morning grumpiness, mentally cursing Cupid, and then checked her phone—
Mingxiang: [I've had too much to drink, come pick me up.]
Mingxiang: [Address: xx Bar]
Xia Chuhe replied with a gloomy face: 【Okay, I feel so happy that you thought of me at this time】
Xia Chuhe drove to the address Mingxiang had sent and saw a man and a woman cuddling at the door from afar.
The man is Mingxiang.
Xia Chuhe parked the car on the side of the road and turned on the hazard lights.
My phone received another message from Mingxiang: "I see you, come help me up."
Xia Chuhe gritted his teeth: 【Okay】
Xia Chuhe parked the car, walked to the hotel entrance, and extended his hand to Mingxiang: "Let's go, get in the car, I'll take you home."
Mingxiang smiled dismissively, put his arm around the woman in his arms, and deliberately asked in a voice that Xia Chuhe could hear, "Are you coming to my house tonight?"
Xia Chuhe hardened his fist.
Xia Chuhe silently recited the rules set by Cupid in his heart. After reciting them three times, he finally confirmed the third rule: No arguing with your lover, no passive-aggressive behavior, no hurtful words, and no facing your lover with negative emotions.
Cupid only forbade emotional abuse, not physical abuse.
With an eager smile on his face, Xia Chuhe threw a punch straight at Ming Xiang's face, knocking him to the ground with blood streaming from his nose.
In that instant, Xia Chuhe decided that she would never again be someone's lapdog.
She wants to be a lapdog for a group of people.
Before Mingxiang could speak, Xia Chuhe squatted down to help him up: "Oh dear, I'm so sorry, I wanted to turn around and carry you on my back, but I swung my arm too hard. Did I touch you?"
Mingxiang covered his nose, blood seeping from between his fingers: "I bumped into someone, take me to the hospital!"
"Alright, I'll carry you to the car." Xia Chuhe said, ignoring Mingxiang's resistance, and threw Mingxiang, who had just stood up, so hard that he was completely disoriented.
Mingxiang lay on his back on the ground, feeling dizzy.
The androids are made with exquisite craftsmanship, even mimicking the sensation of pain to the extreme.
Xia Chuhe stepped on his palm and said, "I'm so sorry, I lost my balance just now. Are you alright?"
Mingxiang said weakly, "Get me to the hospital within ten minutes."
Since Cupid stipulated that Mingxiang's request had to be met, Xia Chuhe didn't have time to torment him any longer, so he could only carry him on his shoulder and throw him into the trunk.
Xia Chuhe returned to the hotel entrance and asked the woman leaning against the door with her head down, "Miss, would you like me to take you home?"
The girl shook her head, turned away and gagged a few times, then swayed precariously...
Xia Chuhe reached out and helped her up: "Hey..."
When she came to her senses, the girl had already fallen into Xia Chuhe's arms.
Xia Chuhe thought for a moment and then tossed the person into the back seat.
Then he stepped on the gas and drove to the hospital in ten minutes.
When the trunk was opened, Mingxiang had already fainted.
Xia Chuhe abandoned Mingxiang at the hospital and took a drunk girl home.
In real life, Xia Chuhe wouldn't meddle in other people's business. But in this instance, since it's not her real home, who cares who she brings home?
Since you've decided to be a sycophant to a group of people, then you should fulfill your duties as a sycophant.
Xia Chuhe left the strange girl in the living room, locked himself in the bedroom, and had a good night's sleep.
Upon waking up, she first notified everyone in the group that she was changing her strategy and would immediately request support should anything unexpected happen.
After finishing his business, Xia Chuhe verbally bothered Mingxiang.
Mingxiang didn't reply; it's unclear whether he didn't want to reply or was still asleep.
Xia Chuhe decided to bring breakfast to visit Mingxiang at the hospital. Before leaving, she didn't forget to leave a breakfast and a note for the stranger. The note read: "My family has no money, feel free to come or go."
In the hospital, Mingxiang had already woken up and taken leave. He sat on the bed, fuming, drinking porridge and questioning Xia Chuhe indistinctly, "Why did you buy so much breakfast?"
Xia Chuhe smiled and said, "I'm afraid you won't have enough to eat."
Mingxiang scoffed, "You think everyone's like you, you pig?"
Xia Chuhe: "Cough."
Mingxiang was amused by the pig squeal.
To everyone's surprise, when the doctor came to check on her, Xia Chuhe turned around and handed the breakfast to the doctor and her students.
Xia Chuhe held up his phone, displaying a QR code: "Ladies and gentlemen, can we exchange contact information? Breakfast is included!"
Upon hearing that breakfast was served, a group of people quickly took out their phones to scan the QR code.
Mingxiang's face instantly darkened.
To control his anger, Mingxiang distracted himself by scrolling through his phone.
Then he got even angrier.
A handsome colleague: [Has Manager Xia gone mad? Isn't she pursuing you?]
[Forwarding chat history]
[Xia Chuhe: Honey, are you free tonight? I'd like to have dinner with you after work, would you do me the honor?]
Mingxiang roared, "Xia Chuhe!"
Xia Chuhe also sent him this message, exactly the same, word for word.
It seems to be a mass message.
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