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Inside the Love Maintenance Department, warehouse.
Miss U swiped her card to enter, looked back, and after confirming that no one was following her, she quietly walked into the depths of the warehouse.
——The warehouse in the Love Maintenance Department is called a "warehouse", but in fact it is more like a space passage built by subsystems, leading to a special block.
A special block in the system world that cannot be accessed by normal roads, numbered R18.
...Um, R18 block.
As the name suggests, this is a neighborhood that is really not suitable for opening to the outside world.
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Employees with less than 180 years of experience will not be hired.
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Although it is opened in the system world, it is rumored that the director of this area is a source boss from another world. The supply of this block comes from that person's world. The boss opened this area inside the system world just to facilitate transactions - after all, the system world can be regarded as the best platform for transactions and exchanges among thousands of worlds.
The way for outside customers to enter the block may be through a portal, a dressing mirror, a crystal ball...
As for the employees in the system world, well, they can only enter through the "warehouses" of the Love Maintenance Department and the Love Operations Department.
After all, from a business perspective, only these two are closely related to "love", and the departments that deal with relationships between men and women all year round need to go to the R18 area for procurement.
But in fact, there are more than just two sectors; the system world has a very broad market...
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As mentioned above, working day after day, year after year in a position with no end in sight, and having long lost the ability to reproduce, no matter how messed up one's appearance and body shape will remain the same at a certain moment in one's life -
The undead are extremely casual when it comes to sex.
Eating, drinking, living, walking...but none of these feelings are as strong as sexual feelings, which can make the dead feel "alive" so vividly.
The dead cannot resist the temptation of being "alive".
That’s why they indulge in dancing in nightclubs, they crave alcohol or delicious food, and they start conversations with strangers directly with “Want to have sex?”
These behaviors are common and normal in the systems world.
After all, everyone just wants to reminisce the feeling of being "alive".
In such an environment, if Mr. P's experience of "always being busy handling complaints and never looking for the opposite sex" were exposed, he would be severely ridiculed by his colleagues, perhaps even more harshly than when Miss M laughed at his pink color.
"You are the kid who should drink juice," everyone would probably tease him in surprise and malice.
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No one ridicules Miss M, who always says "Men are so dirty" and "Let's have sex? Can I use a knife?"
Although most of her colleagues didn't mock her but were simply afraid of her...
However, Miss U, a signature employee of the Love Maintenance Department with 450 years of service, believes she knows the answer.
Different from the "unprecedented love" with the rumored purchasing director that only existed in rumors.
It was about a few decades before Mr. P joined the company, when Ms. M was still a loner.
Ms. U had seen Ms. M in area R18 with her own eyes and heard her answer with her own ears.
"One-night stands? Yes, I have. And it seems like there have been quite a few of them."
At the time, Ms. M smiled happily and said, "I met a clean and cute guy at work, so I hooked up with him - and it turned out to be a lot of fun."
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"You know what, U? Pink is surprisingly cute on a man."
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...Yes, at that time.
Miss U has met Miss M in area R18 more than once.
During that period, Miss M always appeared there very frequently, and whenever she met her, she would smile and ask Miss U for her opinion in a very normal and harmless manner.
Her whole aura seemed to soften a little, as if someone had stroked her fur repeatedly.
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No matter how you look at it, Miss U doesn't look like she has had many one-night stands. No matter how you look at it, Miss U looks like she is in a relationship.
But when M was walking around the R18 area, all he could say was:
"U, you have a lot of experience, come and give me some advice."
"How about this tie? Do you think it's wide enough to block my eyes?"
"These handcuffs seem to be a hot seller... U, please explain them to me. How do you usually use them?"
"Wow, that's amazing! It can even flash colorful lights when the switch is turned on. That's awesome! Give the boss a round of applause! Clap, clap, clap, clap!"
...All of the above, curiosity and amazement about various restricted levels.
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Miss U: “…”
At that time, she had to endure the pressure to accompany M for a stroll and introduce M to various products in the R18 area, and she felt very complicated.
Super Aquaman Miss U is actually quite annoyed by this kind of weirdo who is amazed by curiosity, treats various artifacts for exploring the mysteries of the two sexes as toys, and walks through restricted mosaics as if visiting a zoo.
There is no pleasure in leading new people and watching their shyness and reserve gradually break down;
There is no tacit understanding of being with an experienced driver and smiling at each other with the same ideals...
Taking Miss M for a stroll in the R18 area, I felt almost no sense of accomplishment.
It feels no different from visiting a zoo.
...But this isn't a zoo! This isn't just any zoo! This is a paradise where a superhero like her can come and go as she pleases!
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That time, in the end, Miss M didn't buy anything.
She said regretfully, "My salary is not enough. These toys are so expensive."
Miss U: “…”
So what are you doing here? Are you really here to visit the zoo?
"Wow, if anyone can lend me their salary card..."
Miss U took a step back cautiously.
Miss M had no choice but to continue calculating: "Alas. However, after all the deductions from my salary this month, I still have 8.7 yuan left. U, take a look, are there any toys that can be bought for 8.7 yuan..."
Ms. U: “No.” You can’t buy souvenirs at the zoo for 8.7 yuan.
"Ah! Isn't it over there?"
Miss M pointed happily: "Over there! Look over there!"
Miss U: “…”
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Miss U looked at the wooden basket with a sign saying "Big Sale for $8.80" and inside it was a bunch of simple steel earrings.
Miss U: “…”
Miss M bent down and picked one up at random.
Steel earrings that couldn't be more plain.
"It just so happens that I accidentally bit a hole in his earlobe last time," she said brightly, "so I'll give him an earring!"
Miss U: “…”
He bit a hole in someone's earlobe.
What kind of one-night stand did you have that could lead to death?
Besides, the partner of a one-night stand is obviously not fixed, so could it be that the partner of your “many one-night stands” is only that one?
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…Many times, with only one partner, it’s not even a one-night stand! That’s called dating! Dating, dating, love!
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So Miss M bought a pair of earrings worth eight dollars and seventy cents - she even bargained with the boss and got a dime off the price.
Later, when Ms. U met her again while visiting the R18 area, she asked about the follow-up.
"Hmm? I'm glad."
Ms. M waved her hand nonchalantly. "I said I spent all my salary on it. He was so happy he said he'd wear it forever. Dogs are just stupid and silly. You can coax them into submission with a bone."
Miss U: “…”
She will get her comeuppance.
She will get her comeuppance sooner or later.
...This natural scum! Natural scum!
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"Why are you looking at a scumbag like that? U, aren't you the same...it's just a one-night stand anyway, just be casual and perfunctory."
A relationship that is limited to one person and includes giving gifts to that person is not a one-night stand at all!
...From then on, Miss M's status in Miss U's heart has risen sharply.
Miss U can confidently say that she is the "most charming" and "most popular", but Miss U will never admit her status as the "Supreme Aquaman" - just kidding, she is no match for M, the natural scum who uses cheap earrings to get rid of his victims.
...You can bite a hole in someone's earlobe and make them dizzy for just a few dollars. The level is too high, the M level is too high.
Is this what it means to not take action if you don't, but to make a big splash if you do?
As expected of M, he is the most experienced employee.
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Since then, Miss U has met Miss M more frequently.
With his hands in his pockets, a cheerful look on his face and a song in his mouth, he strolled back and forth in the R18 area as if he was visiting a zoo.
...The conversations that took place during that period, and M who always came up to her, pulled her hand, and said "let's go shopping", made Miss U so frightened that she wanted to vomit blood.
She was forced to hear more and more miserable experiences that M's one-night stand had suffered.
...It was so tragic, so tragic that Aquaman wanted to cry for the classmate who was treated like a dog.
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But, later.
M disappeared abruptly.
Stop wandering around, even the horror maintenance department is empty, as if it has completely disappeared in the system world.
A few months later, Miss M reappeared, her crazy behavior was the same as before, as if nothing had happened.
Miss U plucked up the courage to ask.
"What?" She was answered with a sneer. "I have no interest in dealing with dirty men. Are you sleep deprived, U?"
Miss U: “…”
So, not only did you dump her, you also completely forgot about her, right?
As expected of you, the Supreme Scum King.
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After Mr. P officially joined the company, the sight of Ms. M wandering around the R18 area with her hands in her pockets, trying to get free goods with her empty wallet, became a thing of the past.
Miss U never saw her come here again.
…Angel P must have finally gotten her under control. She’s finally stopped exuding her scumbag vibes and isn’t going out there to harm poor, innocent little boys… That’s good, really good… It’s so despicable for someone like her to claim she “hates men” while taking advantage of the purest, most gullible, and most innocent little boys…
Angels are truly a blessing to the public.
Miss U welcomed Miss M's withdrawal from the R18 zone with tears in her eyes.
——Today, she sneaked through the warehouse into Area R18 just to attend a celebration party.
All the merchants jointly held a party for the "50th Anniversary of M's Exit from R18 District" to celebrate the fact that they no longer have to worry about their expensive toys being taken away by that poor guy wandering around.
Although she is poor, she is strong. If someone comes to rob her, no one can stop her.
…Today! Today! I finally escaped the fear of being robbed by M! Yay! Let’s go wild!
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Miss U wiped away the tears that welled up in her eyes as she reminisced about the past.
Entering the R18 area, she ran directly to the venue of the celebration party.
"U? As expected, I can see you here."
Miss U froze in her tracks.
Miss M stood one meter behind her and waved happily.
"It just so happens that I heard you have a lot of experience in this area. Why don't you give me some references and introductions—"
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"I want to buy school uniforms! Ties, sweaters, backpacks, and other accessories are also fine! U, come on, take me shopping!"
"...M, your salary..."
"Oh, that's okay!" Miss M said brightly, holding out a shining card. "I used Xiao P's salary card! He asked me to buy him some clothes!"
“…”
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The angel probably told you to go to an ordinary clothing store to buy clothes.
The angel knows that you are coming to the R18 area to buy clothes and will definitely not give you a card.
...Who would! Come to R18 area! Buy clothes!
Miss U was extremely annoyed: "M, I'm telling you, you clearly went to a normal place to buy JK..."
"I bought it for Xiao P. It's a schoolboy uniform. He can wear it himself."
"Come on, M, go, go, go, turn left ahead, do you want the British-style suspenders?"
"Yes."
-twenty one-
8:30 pm, Horror Maintenance Department, Office.
There were knocks on the door.
"Xiao P~ Xiao P, are you off work yet? Xiao P, please get off work soon~"
Didn't she leave early to go shopping?
"I'm sorry..." Mr. P stared at the screen and said, "The maintenance mission in World 198 is special. There is a lot of work to be done. I need to work overtime tonight..."
There was a rustling sound at the door.
Mr. P turned his head to look.
I saw Miss M standing there blankly, with the mosaics falling from her hands.
Mr. P: “…”
Student uniform.
Can these four words summarize all the mosaics in the universe?
-twenty two-
"Little P."
There was a pile of scattered mosaics at her feet, and Miss M puffed up her face with a look of innocence and grievance.
"No overtime, I want to play now."
"Ms. M, please don't..."
"I want to play! I want to play!"
"Work is still..."
"Tonight! Let's play!"
"Allow me to refuse, but the reports are still piling up..."
"Wow, wow, wow, Little P bullied me! Little P broke his promise! Little P is a scumbag!"
“…”
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