-1-
Inside the subway, sitting on her seat, Ms. M, who was wearing a ring, suddenly put down her phone and sighed.
Her new husband immediately brought her milk tea, so fast that it seemed as if he had always paid attention to her.
...No, you can remove the image.
He is.
"don't want."
-2-
Ms. M waved her hand in annoyance, motioning him to take the cup of milk tea away. "There's only a little bit of pearls left at the bottom. I can't even sip them."
The other person said "Oh", and with some difficulty changed the bags on his body, freeing his hands, lowered his head and tore open the lid of the milk tea.
He used a straw to push the remaining pearls at the bottom into a small cone-shaped pile, then deliberately chose the right angle, pinched the tube and opened and closed it, successfully sucking the entire string of pearls into the tube.
Then he put the end filled with pearls to her mouth.
"Here. Just bite it and you can absorb it all."
Ms. M: “…”
-3-
Ms. M: "I said I don't want... I don't want to eat the leftover pearls..."
Stupid human, teasing the cat.
Her husband was not at all discouraged by the impatient tone. He still smiled warmly and shook the tube slightly in front of her eyes.
Miss M subconsciously stretched out her mouth and bit it.
He subconsciously sucked hard and sucked out all the pearls in the tube.
"Sure enough." The boy, who was feeding her through a straw, couldn't help but sigh, "Meow meow, you're so cute."
Ms. M: “…”
-4-
Miss M never thought about it.
One day, she will be associated with words like "dating" and "marriage".
She never thought that one day she would hear the nickname "Meow Meow" from a human, and the next second, she hadn't drawn her knife to chop him.
You can't draw your sword and kill him.
…Can’t chop him, can’t chop him. This is a living person, an ordinary living person. Chopping him would violate employee regulations… Although she didn’t really care about the so-called employee regulations, if she chopped him, he would die. If she chopped him, he would really die. There would be no way he could open his eyes and play with her… And if she chopped him, you wouldn’t get the free trip, free drinks, free milk tea, free Candy Crush, or free octopus fishing. If you chopped him, you would even lose the chance to have free sex… Can’t chop him, can’t chop him… Hold it in…
"Meow? What's wrong?"
Miss M took a deep breath.
"Don't call me that."
"Why?" The other party showed a very aggrieved look again, "We have been dating for eight years and are now married. Our relationship is different from before. I just wanted to give you a cute nickname..."
-5-
That's enough.
This troublesome little kid is like a clingy puppy.
——That's why I don't want to talk to him at all. To be honest, sometimes I would rather gag him and talk to him below the belt.
That thing is really much more likable than he is, okay.
At least Miss M doesn't care what he says or does or what he thinks. She only cares about whether she can have fun with that thing on the hotel bed.
-6-
——Yes, that’s right.
Miss M just came to find a sex partner. She still doesn't understand why she ended up getting married after such a casual relationship.
Although the marriage was too simple, the other party did not bother her to choose a wedding dress and attend the wedding, nor did they ask her to fulfill any wifely obligations. He just humbly begged her to wear the ring.
...But, more or less, it is still different.
At least, the name "Meow Meow" only appeared after she agreed to his proposal.
"But you don't want to be called my wife." Once she refuted him, he would show an extremely aggrieved expression, as if he would cry if he was refuted again. "I just, more or less, want some proof that I'm married..."
So Miss M had to give up the threat for the time being and ignore his "meow meow" -
Be patient with him, ignore him, pretend you didn't hear him, or just make up some nonsense to appease him.
-7-
Because this troubled man would not really cry to her, nor would he really make a fuss with her.
He would just be in a bad mood, and then he would say that when he was in a bad mood, he wanted to be alone and think about philosophy or life.
Miss M said it’s up to you.
Then the other party will refuse to have sex with her on the grounds that she is thinking about philosophy.
"I don't want to, and I'm not interested. I'm so sorry, I'm still a little sad..." The other person always said aggrievedly, "Anyway, you just want to have sex, go find someone else in the bar. Besides me, you can find many handsome and nice men. After all, you are so cute."
Miss M... Miss M really just wanted to have sex with him. She didn't want to listen to his nagging or care about his emotions.
But she couldn't do anything to force someone on her own. After all, she was very lazy and would always lie flat on the bed, waiting for the other person to serve her.
Moreover, she took some time out from her extremely busy, boring and tiring maintenance work to have sex with him.
-8-
When she came to see him, she was already bored and indifferent, and didn't want to spend any more time or labor.
Instead of searching, selecting and reviewing in various bars - enduring all kinds of looks and all kinds of garbage, hoping to pick out one with good hardware and software, clean and healthy, and willing to take her to a room at her own expense and serve her comfortably - it is better to come back, find this aggrieved child, and pay a little attention to his little emotions.
Anyway, he wouldn't cry to her or make a fuss with her.
A simple "I love you the most" can coax her.
-9-
Miss M was already very skilled. She casually said "I love you the most" while quickly unbuttoning his buttons and belt. She had done this process at least hundreds of times.
After all, this is a child who is really clean, really fair, and really comfortable to sleep with.
He bought her food and drinks, praised her for being beautiful and cute, gave her flowers, listened to music and danced with her, slept with her, served her comfortably, and let her bite him.
You can get all the above services with just a few words of coaxing, so this deal is still very cost-effective.
But...sometimes...
"Meow? What's wrong? Do you want to buy some bubble tea? I'll try it at the next stop..."
...At some point, he became more and more annoyed.
-10-
The original "perfunctory two sentences" turned into "perfunctory three sentences", and "perfunctory three sentences" turned into "perfunctory chat", and then...
For some unknown reason, a ring appeared on her ring finger.
Miss M still can't understand how she became "married".
"Meow? I want to ask, do you want milk green tea or fruit tea?"
...Well, that's half the reason, at least a large part of it... No, all of it.
She moved her teeth silently, chewing the pearls in her mouth, and glared at the guy who was concentrating on browsing the online milk tea menu on his phone.
It's all this man's fault.
-11-
In the past, she had basically no requirements for men - Miss M hated all men equally, regardless of whether they were right or wrong, good or bad.
But now, she can accurately identify many of the things that annoy her the most.
I'm tired of his hesitation, his easy blushing, his obvious mood swings, the way he always dragged her on dates and vacations, the way he constantly focused his attention on her, the way he bluntly emphasized his love for her like a clingy puppy, the way he insisted on calling her by nicknames, wearing matching outfits and using matching cell phones, and the way he dragged her into the store for a full hour to choose a wedding ring...
Ah. She's so annoying.
...M was impatient, she was extremely impatient. To be honest, she was annoyed just by looking at the man's face.
You can't kill or hit him, he blushes easily and often looks aggrieved.
Can't we just have sex and say goodbye? Does it have to be a prerequisite that this is a serious relationship with the intention of marriage? What man in this day and age would stick to this premise and not have sex with a stranger?
-12-
It's all his fault.
It’s all because of this innocent, troublesome, clingy and annoying old-fashioned kid.
Although she had casually agreed to his "serious relationship with the intention of marriage" when they first met, and had always been perfunctory with him as this guy's "girlfriend"...but, who knew that this guy would always seriously believe that they were "in a relationship with the intention of marriage"?
Sometimes, she even suspected that this stupid and innocent guy did it on purpose.
I thought it was just a one-night stand, I thought it was just a guy I could just sleep with and throw away.
But, by some strange coincidence...it kept happening.
Many, many times of lovemaking, many, many nights.
She got used to sleeping more.
After all, all the conditions perfectly meet her requirements. She is used to delicious top-notch delicacies and is unwilling to compromise herself by settling for fried rice made with gutter oil.
Whether in the system world or in this modern world, in the chaotically lit bar, after being approached by all kinds of men a thousand times, she finally wanted to come to him to do it.
Therefore, if this guy doesn't push his luck further, I can still turn a blind eye and give him a few sweet words and comfort him a few times.
...I just turned a blind eye, casually and perfunctorily, and entangled with him for eight years.
I thought I would get tired of sleeping with him, I thought I would lose interest in this kind of adult transaction, I thought I would say goodbye halfway, but in the end, I didn't do it even once.
——However, one night, she woke up from a brief coma, and in her dizzy mind, she thought, "Why not just live it up like this? I'm an undead and don't care about time anyway."——
The other person suddenly turned on the bedside lamp and sat up beside her.
-13-
"I don't want to continue to mess around like this."
When he said this, he looked extremely serious and sad.
"It's been so long, if you're still not willing to consider me in a certain position...we might as well officially break up."
Miss M woke up immediately.
"What are you saying? ... Say it again?"
At that moment, she quickly locked onto all the objects in the room that could be used as weapons, and quickly made a list of banned drugs in her mind that could cause people to become comatose, paralyzed and lose the ability to move.
"Break up. Good. Are you with another woman? Or another man?"
Of course she can mention the word "break up", after all, she can say goodbye at any time.
But this guy actually took the initiative to bring it up? He wanted to officially break up with her before she did?
...Ha, do you want to die?
"I didn't mean anything else. And no one else."
The light from the bedside table made his drooping eyelashes emit a misty golden color: "It's just..."
"I'm dating you because I want to marry you. But, other people say that you only treat me as a sex partner... I don't believe what others say, but, for so many years, you have always... come to me just to have sex... and never considered marriage..."
He smiled lightly, then quickly straightened his lips.
She was already too pale, and now under the light of the bedside lamp, she revealed such an expression, and a feeling of fragility almost filled her mind.
"If our goals are different and you can't get married," he said, "there's no need to continue this relationship. ... I know a lot of bars with relatively good environments and lots of good men... I'll recommend them to you after we break up... I won't bother you looking for a new sex partner..."
-14-
Looking for a new sex partner?
All kinds of looks, all kinds of garbage, and noisy and chaotic lights immediately ignited Miss M's mind.
She was lazy and didn't want to go through the next round of screening and the next search.
She just wanted to continue like this, staying with him, comfortable and clean, without having to think too hard about anything.
"Isn't that all right?"
Miss M frowned deeply: "Do you really have to make trouble with me?"
"...I don't want to bother you. I know you don't want to hear this." He said softly, "But I'm almost thirty years old."
...Yeah, I almost forgot.
Unlike her, this was a living human being who was unwilling to wander in endless time.
Miss M stopped talking. She lay silently on the bed and looked at his scratched shoulders. At that moment, she even wanted to turn this guy into a ghost.
Finally, in silence, he quietly bent down and put on his shirt.
"Well, I'm leaving now."
"...I'll give you one last chance. Even impulsive thoughts have their limits. Take back what you said."
Perhaps it was the fragile feeling reflected by the light, or perhaps it was the bright scratches, or perhaps it was the extremely aggrieved tone of the guy - Miss M's temper was almost at its peak at that time. "Do you think you can find someone else after breaking up with me? You are like this? Clingy and annoying?"
"...Actually, my colleagues have been pushing me to go on a blind date... Since you refused to take photos, they've been suspecting my girlfriend is a fabricated character... I heard that the blind date is also looking for a serious relationship with the intention of getting married... After our relationship officially ends, I'll probably consider this kind of blind date... After all..."
He turned his face to the side, his blue eyes were wet, as if he was about to cry.
"Eight years. I really want to get married. Marry you."
-15-
The emotions and atmosphere are quiet yet intense, boiling and noisy.
Miss M couldn't help but clench her fists and blurted out -
"Then let's get married. It's just a marriage, what are you afraid of? Isn't it just a formality?"
-16-
“…Huh? Really?”
"If you don't want to break up, then get married. If you don't want to get married, then break up. Isn't this the main point you emphasized after annoying me for so long?"
"I didn't...but...wow...are you really...really?"
The blue eyes that seemed to be about to shed tears immediately showed a very bright and dazzling color.
"So, starting today, can I call you Meow Meow? Can we just go on a date? Can we go on a honeymoon together?"
“…”
-17-
Miss M suddenly had a strong, strange intuition.
For example, did he do that on purpose just now?
For example, was the part he just performed acting?
...But, meeting his eyes, which were exceptionally bright, innocent, and even seemed to be slightly red with excitement, Miss M's intuition slowly faded away.
-18-
That's impossible.
This kind of stupid and gullible kid slept with her for eight years just because she said "I love you the most".
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