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That cruel, cold-blooded, powerful, and arrogant white-robed high-ranking official brought back a little black cat and let it sit on his shoulder, meowing wantonly—
This news spread quickly in the headquarters of the Eternal Life Society, as fast as the spread of a plague, almost comparable to the speed at which the news of "M has a first love" spread in the system world.
Of course, this doesn't mean the White Robes' influence on the Eternal Life Society is equivalent to M's influence on the System World. It just means that the evil spirits staying at the Eternal Life Society headquarters are equally idle, and...
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"My lord! My lord!"
Several evil spirits caught up with the people in white robes who were hurrying in the corridor - they had different styles, and all of them were beautiful girls.
"Sir! Can you let me see the kitten?"
"Sir, I actually have a similar cat..."
"A new cat cafe has opened in my world! They even serve human flesh! Do you want to join us, sir?"
——And, this shows that white robes are very popular.
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A person of the opposite sex who is strong, has a prominent personality and good looks is always popular.
The combination of "blond hair, blue eyes" and "cold and taciturn" creates a chemical reaction that is enough to make him often appear on the headlines of gossip magazines - if the headquarters of the Eternal Life Society is harmonious enough to have a special department to publish gossip magazines.
Of course, that's just an "if".
The Eternal Life Society is a sinister organization that uses "eyeballs" or "human flesh" as its currency. There's no need for gossip magazines here, nor is there room for idle chatter. It's not uncommon for "friends" to be chatting and joking together one moment and then baring their fangs to exploit each other's weaknesses the next, completely reducing them to minced meat.
However, if one were to rank the female evil spirits of the Eternal Life Society on a list of their most attractive...
The first on the list is undoubtedly the president, and the second on the list is undoubtedly the man in white robes.
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The former is handsome and mysterious, and is the leader of the Eternal Life Society; the latter is powerful and indifferent, and has a strange melancholic temperament from time to time.
No matter what their true personalities are, what they pursue, or whether they are secretly greasy or mentally retarded - their appearance is enough to arouse fantasies in many female evil spirits.
Good looks mean attraction.
This principle can also be applied to the love maintenance department:
The three ABC employees were stupid enough to talk to Miss M and invite her to a threesome. Miss M also tied them up and beat them more than once, but these three are still ranked in the top three of the most attractive male employees (after Mr. T's death), and are well-deserved top hormone handsome guys.
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Every time Mr. P browsed the new ranking list released by the Operations Department, he would look at his last-place ranking and zero votes, and express envy for his predecessors who were in the top three.
"Should I try changing my style... I don't want to be super popular, but being last is really... Why don't the seniors ever vote for me..."
He would also flip through the individual interviews with the top three handsome men and sigh cryptically, "They also have the privilege of individual interviews and magazine photos. Should I also try this kind of clothing with buttons as decoration and a lot of chest exposure..."
So Miss M would immediately snatch the magazine from his hand every time.
Then he issued another warning: "Don't change, Xiao P, or I'll hang you up and beat you too."
“…But they are really popular…”
Of course, how can a guy not be popular when he poses in coquettish poses, doesn't wear his clothes properly in large magazine photos, and has the allusion of "feel free to touch" all over the place?
Ms. M also reads magazines while applying her facial mask, but she almost never reads male model magazines.
What's so rare about a guy who can be shared with all women and who can drink Coke and see his abs from his Adam's apple for just the price of a magazine?
What she wants to see is something that can be customized and exclusive.
——Therefore, her subordinates, who can be customized and exclusively used by her, must not be led astray by these guys.
Absolutely not.
…She should have been slamming the operations department long ago! How could they send such obscene, vulgar magazines to a kid who hadn't been employed for more than fifty years! And they even put him on a ranking list—how could a clean kid who hadn't been employed for more than fifty years be on some attractiveness ranking list?
Miss M rolled up the magazine and threw it into the trash can:
"After all, when did you ever want to be popular? Isn't the special attention from your boss enough?"
Mr. P thought for a moment, “So you don’t like…”
Ms. M: "They are just three idiots who are easily dizzy. I think there are more weeds in their heads than the complaint reports on your desk. I prefer people with high IQ to good looks - of course, you are not bad looking either."
Mr. P nodded. "Oh, that's good. Thank you for the compliment. I like you, too."
Miss M, who didn't quite understand what he understood, responded: "......?"
She wanted to ask more, but her subordinate had already turned around and continued to immerse himself in his work - very calm, as if the depressed sighs he had just had in front of the magazine a few minutes ago had never happened at all.
...Although I don't quite understand it, it's good that he doesn't want to change to those messy and eye-catching styles.
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Miss M was confused and let it go until the next time, when her subordinate continued to sigh inexplicably about the magazine rankings. She then said, "You look good, but those people are just trash," and he continued to calmly let it go.
It was as if those exclamations were just to seduce her exclusive praise.
...I don't think so. Every time Xiao P looks depressed when looking at the rankings, it's quite genuine.
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Mr. P, who looked at the ranking data again: Tsk.
Why do I still have zero votes?
...Since it says "voted by all female employees", who did the boss vote for?
Who is the "most attractive male employee" in her mind?
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...Well, I'm getting off topic.
Let's talk about the invisible ranking list passed down by word of mouth within the Eternal Life Society—
According to rumors, the two handsome high-ranking members of the Eternal Life Society each have an "unforgettable white moonlight".
One seems to be entangled in love and hate with a black-haired girl he met a long time ago, and the other seems to be obsessed with the back of a white dress he met when he was alive... Both of them have very interesting stories.
Dead white moonlight + powerful mystery + single handsome guy, well, the chemical reaction can be imagined.
Moreover, compared to the president, the man in white robe is more aloof - the president would occasionally flirt and chat with the black-haired female evil spirit, and it seemed that he never stopped looking for a substitute - but the man in white robe never paid any attention to these inexplicable pursuits of the opposite sex, and he was always thinking about his former "brother".
In the eyes of the female evil spirit, he looked even more "simple".
Therefore, gossip about the white-robed man always spreads the fastest.
The female evil spirits at the headquarters were also the most swift in their pursuit and interception of the white-robed men.
...Today, after completing the mission and preparing to return to his room, the man in white robe was blocked in the corridor by the female evil spirit again.
But unlike before, he seemed a little embarrassed.
Neither did they immediately show indifference or disregard, nor did they directly raise their hands and wave away, accompanied by a word "get out" -
He took a few steps back a bit stiffly and said, "Oh."
The female evil spirits who were waiting to be ignored and treated harshly as usual, then howled: "...Ah?"
The man in white robe: "Uh..."
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The black cat on the white-robed man's shoulder stretched out its claws and grabbed something with a "rip".
The man in white robe: "...Get lost. I mean, cough, get lost."
The female evil spirits were finally ignored and given a brief scolding, and they were satisfied.
The white-robed figure waved them off and left in a hurry—even more hurried than usual, with a sense of fleeing in desperation—
Female evil spirit: "...Has Lord White Robe become a little cuter today?"
"...A little bit. She seems even cuter than usual. It's like she's never been teased like this before."
"Just now, when he waved me away, he seemed to want to reach out and help me... But after catching a glimpse of my low-cut skirt, he withdrew his hand in a flash, even looking away super quickly... His reaction was so innocent..."
"...I've become so cute today! Woohoo! Compared to an evil spirit, I'm like a little angel today!"
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——The man in white robe who left in a hurry had no idea what the female evil spirits were excitedly talking about him behind his back.
He almost fled into his room, then, clinging to the door, opened his densely covered—
The indigo data dots formed a network, which slowly expanded and disappeared into the air.
"...The anti-spying program has been installed. You can come out now."
The little black cat squeezed out from the white hood, stepped on his shoulders, and jumped lightly to the ground.
She turned around slowly on the spot. Although she was very small, her eyes were very superior and she had the air of a boss.
"What's wrong with you, Little P."
-11-
The first words that Miss M, the little black cat, said were: "You acted well in front of that traitor just now, but now that you're surrounded by female evil spirits, you're done for?"
The man in white robe - Mr. P took off his white robe completely and breathed a sigh of relief.
"You should know," he said dreamily, "I've never really had any experience of being popular with the opposite sex."
"...So what? You just got so carried away that you forgot how to act?"
"Of course not."
Mr. P explained earnestly, "I'm just not used to telling people to get lost for no reason. It's so rude."
Ms. M, who often tells others to "get lost": "..."
"You seem to be able to feign contempt for that traitor in the purchasing department quite naturally."
"Of course." Mr. P said, a little puzzled. "He wanted to hit my cat. He didn't even need to act contemptuous."
"...your cat?"
"My boss is, of course, my cat. Just like before, when I turned into a dog, I was directly your dog."
“…”
"I've thought of many ways to infiltrate...playing the role...but I never imagined...he'd be so popular with the opposite sex."
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Mr. P walked to a chair in a daze and sat down, then fumbled to pour himself a cup of hot water.
He murmured while holding the hot water: "Being popular is terrifying."
Ms. M: “…”
She was a little speechless.
She had just wasted a lot of time (only five minutes) surrounded by that group of female evil spirits, and she was a little annoyed at first, but seeing him like this... she really didn't feel angry anymore.
It's just kind of funny.
She jumped onto the armrest of the chair, wagging her tail. Her tail circled around her squatting paws, presenting a very noble sitting posture.
The black cat said in a particularly condescending manner, "Yeah, you both have the same face. Why is he so much more popular than you? Little P, reflect on yourself quickly."
Mr. P: “…”
-13-
"How can this be the same?"
The subordinate silently looked away, holding the hot water and muttering: "I have a boss now. My boss can also turn into a cat and hide in my hood. Does he have one?"
Ms. M: That makes sense.
"Even though I have the same face...ah, does this mean that I can become so popular just because I have good basic qualities?"
Ms. M: “…”
Ms. M: "Don't even think about it. Just give me your hand."
So Mr. P put down the hot water and stretched out his hand. The black cat stretched out its claws and started scratching his sleeve with a "ripping, ripping" sound.
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"Do you know you're wrong? Stop speculating about popular things and focus on your work. If you're careless next time, these claws will really tear and scratch your face."
"……oh."
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Mr. P looked down at her silently as Miss M continued her demonstration, showing him her pointy claws.
"Little P! Don't be distracted! Listen to the instruction!"
"OK."
…but my boss is tickling my sleeve.
I can work, but it's a bit difficult to concentrate.
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