Jujutsu Kaisen Cultivation Chronicle: Part 1

Disclaimer: This is a silly story discussed with friends. There isn't much of a plan; it leans towards a comedic, ranting style. The entire story is first-person perspective, short, features original characters, and has a novel writing style. This is just the first part.

My best friend and I were struck by a lightning-gathering talisman and transported to a strange world. This world was filled with monsters I had never seen before. I drew my sword, and my friend raised a talisman. Together, we turned the monsters into a string of 'rock candy skewers,' and then found ourselves staring face-to-face with a strange man wearing an eyepatch.

He spoke a lot of gibberish, but unfortunately, neither of us understood a word. The only thing we gathered was that the sweets in the bag he was holding looked delicious.

Finally, the eyepatch man reached out his