Chapter 101 Irresponsible Extra 1
Irresponsible Extra: When Kanako Travels Back to the Gintama Theater (Part 1)
On a pleasant afternoon, the regular and rhythmic chirping of cicadas can be heard outside the house.
The whole story begins from here.
Sakata Gintoki stuck his little finger into his nostril, doing the kind of thing that would lose fans if he gave it away publicly, while leaning back on the sofa and flipping through Shonen Jump in his hand.
With a "bang", Kagura opened the closet and lay down on the sofa chair opposite Sakata Gintoki, yawning.
"Xiaoyin, please show me the latest episode of Jump, hurry up!"
Kagura rolled on the ground in frustration, "If I don't see the latest chapter of 'Curse Zero Return Battle' from iivv-sensei in the next three seconds, some of the good qualities in my life will immediately disappear!"
Sakata Gintoki's face twitched, and he immediately complained, "How could there be such a thing as 'good qualities' slipping through your net in your life?"
"I told you not to roll around on the floor you just cleaned."
The living room door was pushed open, and a pair of glasses floated in the air... Sorry for the slip of the tongue, Shimura Shinpachi, holding the mop in his hand, couldn't help but feel curious: "Kagura-chan is actually following that manga..."
Kagura read the whole thing quickly, then found the time to ask, "What's wrong? Teacher iivv's masterpiece is what beautiful girls should read!"
Both of them were shocked by such a nonchalant comment.
“Wh…” “What!?”
Kagura tilted her head in confusion. "Gin, Hachi, why do you two look so grim, like you just swallowed a nut?"
"...Don't worry, it's not a big deal." Sakata Gintoki said receptively. "Well, I'm really falling behind the young people's manga preferences these days, hehe... hehe."
Kagura quickly sat up, excitedly saying, "Have you seen it too? What do you think? It's got a very modern and refreshing comic style!"
What kind of new-age cool manga is this! It's a world where only the author can feel the coolness!
No, now we have to add Kagura, which has a unique flavor.
Shimura Shinpachi put down his mop. "I haven't read much of it... but wasn't the plot of this manga a big deal back then? It was about 'the guy who killed the most popular character with a single blow, and then praised the villain before his defeat...'"
Sakata Gintoki felt that his description was still too euphemistic. That popular character must have had a three-hundred-year-old grudge against the author, iivv, to have fallen into such a state...
But the reason must be that he doesn't have naturally curly silver hair.
Sakata Gintoki nodded with satisfaction and thought so.
"Ah? Are you talking about the biggest villain, Dokuzun-ge?" Kagura asked.
Shimura Shinpachi was confused: "...Villain? What biggest villain?"
"Ahaha doesn't understand the essence of this masterpiece, Aru."
Kagura silently raised a question mark, her face radiating pure confidence. "The villains of 'Ju-O Kaisen' are the high school, a bunch of sorcerers, and their arch-villain, Dozun-nii."
Kagura said firmly, "Shouldn't the main character of "Zū ０ Kaisen" be Blueberry Yogurt (Ryoumen Sukuna)?"
Before he finished speaking, the room fell into deathly silence. The only sounds were the chirping of cicadas outside the window and the crows flying by, shouting "Baga".
Sakata Gintoki's forehead was suddenly filled with black lines.
So here lies the problem!!!
"Is it possible... I mean, is there a possibility?" Sakata Gintoki stretched out his fingers, shaking, "The Jujutsu High School is the righteous camp, and Blueberry Yogurt is the ultimate villain, one of the big bosses."
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Kagura denied it flatly.
She analyzed it coherently: "He appears in the first episode, endures humiliation in the body of a melee athlete, and constantly ponders how to escape his imprisonment or death penalty, striving for it..."
Kagura wiped away the tears of emotion from her eyes: "It's so inspiring!"
"In the end, when faced with the villains' incessant attacks, he remained calm and said, 'The three-year period is up, don't bully the young and poor!'" Kagura nodded with emotion.
STOP!! Stop talking!
They can no longer control the power of complaints in their hearts!!
Sakata Gintoki flicked the switch on the TV remote with trembling hands and abruptly changed the subject: "Ah, the weather is really nice today. Let's listen to the weather forecast from anchor Yuino..."
The sweet voice of anchorwoman Yueno came from the TV: "Today there will be heavy rain in some areas!"
With two more "bangs" and "swishes", a big hole appeared inexplicably on the roof of the Yorozuya House.
It was aimed right at the top of his head, soaking him completely like a bucket of water.
Sakata Gintoki's wonderful day ends here.
"Now it's time for your fortune and tips~" Anchor Yuino smiled slightly and continued, "You're still indoors and getting wet from the rain, so be careful with your mouth today!"
"See you tomorrow!"
Sakata Gintoki immediately turned off the TV.
Then, he crossed his hands and placed them under his chin, thinking like Commander Ikari in E0A: "Why is it that even after the manga with Gin as the protagonist has been finished for many years, some people still don't want to let me go?"
He muttered, "Some clueless author must have deliberately inserted some kind of Silver Zero background into the extra story just to create a crossover, taking advantage of this opportunity to gain readers' favor and attention. That's definitely the case, that's for sure!"
Shimura Shinpachi shouted, "Don't say things that break the dimensional wall!"
“Ding Dong——”
A strange doorbell rang in the Yorozuya House.
Why is it weird?
First of all, some old acquaintances will open the door directly and basically won’t remember the setting of “politely ringing the doorbell before entering the handyman shop”... They also don’t care about this setting.
Secondly, following the previous point, some people will even kick open a door that has been repaired and rebuilt countless times, or never go through the main door.
at last……
The people outside were obviously anxious, and the ding-dong sounds became more frequent.
"Here I come!" Shimura Shinpachi hurried to the entrance.
Just as he was about to touch the wooden door, it was suddenly kicked open! The kick landed right next to Shimura Shinpachi's ear.
What's going on?! Is this a new way for the people downstairs to collect rent?
In the smoke that had not yet completely faded, the man who came in had white hair and red eyes, and was wearing a black combat cheongsam, and the ahoge on his head swayed.
"I don't know what happened... but I, Kanako, have traveled back in time!"
Eighteen-year-old Kanako makes her grand appearance!
One second, two seconds.
A sharp explosion sounded from the three people in the room.
"Oh! It's my aunt!!" It was obvious that it was Kagura with shining eyes.
White teeth——
Sakata Gintoki screamed: The author swallowed the setting!
He stood up suddenly. "Who are you? Where's that little brat who looked so difficult and suddenly disappeared one day, leaving behind only the words 'I'm going to the stars to find the Dragon Balls that can grant wishes'?"
Sakata Gintoki refused to accept the reality and wanted to poke his own eyes out: "Who is this adult who has perfectly taken the path of a queen from face to toe? What is your purpose in pretending to be Kanako?"
"Didn't you just leave for half a year!?"
Kanako touched her chin and said, "I see, your timeline is like this."
"Actually, I traveled through time." Kanako confessed, "I traveled to another world and spent a few years there, eating, sleeping, and bullying villains every day... Anyway, I've now dominated the other world."
Shimura Shinpachi peeked in, "Um... maybe some important step was omitted?"
She walked up to Kagura and hugged her with all her might: "Thanks to the inspiration that little Kagura gave me, I am now the queen of another world!"
Kagura's eyes sparkled even brighter: "Great! Long live my aunt!"
Shimura Shinpachi: "Do you accept the idea of another world and time travel so easily?!"
System: "At least you are aware of the impact you have on the completed comics. The light in Gin's eyes is almost gone!"
Two complaints sounded at the same time in tacit understanding.
Shimura Shinpachi looked up in disbelief, but saw nothing.
After all, there is no sorcerer in this world who can see the curse spirit.
Kanako nodded in understanding, looked over the hole in the ceiling, and said to the sky, "Hey, author, please temporarily add the setting that 'ordinary people can see Tongbao'."
The system couldn't hold back any longer: "You can just add settings as you please—"
A white, transparent floating object appeared in everyone's sight.
"Holy crap!" The system was shocked. "It actually works!"
Ghost!
Sakata Gintoki's legs suddenly went weak, and although he seemed to be still standing there, he had actually been walking for a while.
It was the soul, it was the soul that supported his will and prevented him from falling!
"Auntie, can you perform that again?" Kagura said with anticipation.
"No problem." Kanako confidently lifted her long hair and put away her purple umbrella.
She said, "I will win, because I am invincible."
What a big FLAG.
Wait a minute...why does this sentence sound more and more familiar?
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First floor tavern.
The two night rabbits each held a rice cooker and devoured the food in unison.
Tousei's hand trembled slightly as he smoked. "I didn't expect... Kanako is already such a big girl. The ability of the Dragon Balls to grant wishes is quite amazing."
Two well-known sarcasm actors shouted in unison: "Why did you think it was a Dragon Ball ability!?"
"When I first met you, you were so small and short." Catherine waved her hand, her tone nostalgic. "Girls really change a lot when they grow up. Before I knew it, I was looking forward to signing a contract with Qiu ０ to become a magical girl, and constantly traveling back in time to collect the seven dragon balls and gain eternal youth..."
Shinpachi Shimura: You went to the wrong set for your plot!
Tousei: "But come to think of it, Kagura and Kanako look more and more alike now."
Kanako licked the rice grains from the corner of her mouth: "Of course, although they both start with the word Shen, I am her aunt after all, and a reliable elder in the Yato family."
"So why choose names that start with the same character? I remember some families would change the first character to distinguish relatives." Shimura Shinpachi asked curiously.
And it will be good news for people with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Kagura suddenly put down the rice cooker in her hand: "I was thinking about Mommy."
"If I call Kanako 'Enako', I'm afraid one day I'll dream that my aunt ran away and left me alone."
Kagura had already let it go. She mentioned this matter casually, not realizing that the surroundings had fallen into silence.
Shinpachi Shimura covered his face: I deserve to die!
Why ask such a question!
"It's decided."
Kanako also put down the rice cooker and said seriously, "I'm going to beat up that unreliable guy who passed on the bald gene to our family!"
"I can't even beat my own son. I'm so lame!" Kanako remembered something very important.
"Your point is that he can't beat his own son..." The system said silently.
The Yato clan has an innate obsession with strong combat capabilities, and Kanako is no exception.
Although Kagura then told her a lot about the past and the misunderstandings that had been resolved, Kanako only remembered a few sentences after listening to them over and over again:
Kamiya (Kagura's dad), we've never fought each other, but I want to fight.
Another nephew, Shenwei, beat his dad to the punch.
Therefore, Kamui has a higher priority than Kamisama.
I want to fight!!
Kanako quickly immersed herself in the plan to catch her eldest nephew. The Tose Tavern was temporarily closed to the public today, providing a place for everyone to gather.
However, in a corner where no one paid attention, they forgot to bring down Yin, who was on the second floor and had left her body.
In the room where no one else was, the TV inexplicably turned on automatically.
Sakata Gintoki turned stiffly and his eyes fell on the news channel on the screen.
"Recently, a number of alien tourists have landed on planets that have established friendly alliances with Earth..."
"The tourists from Tucao Star coming towards us now—"
I don’t want to complain about Tucao Planet anymore.
Because something scarier than ghosts has appeared.
Today's fortune is truly terrible! The advice given by the host, Yuye, is "Be careful what you say"... so what should he do? Should he just stay silent? Is there something wrong with what he says?
Save Gin-san!
At the same time, on the other side.
Shenwei sneezed loudly.
Caught a cold? Impossible.
He touched his nose and said, "According to Earth's saying, in this case, someone is insulting me behind my back."
"...You're too lazy to even find an excuse. Are you so hungry that you'd rather go to Earth?" Afu Rabbit said resentfully.
Afu Rabbit sighed: "At least take into account the cooperation mission we just negotiated."
Shenwei smiled: "Well, I am looking forward to it."
【Author’s words】
I had food poisoning these days and went to the hospital emergency room.
The person lies on the hospital bed, his soul chasing after him, typing...
Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or provided me with nutrient solution between 2024-03-06 21:23:58 and 2024-03-09 10:14:00~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: Ning Huali 10 bottles; Xiao Wang Hahaha 5 bottles; Blue Word 1 bottle;
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