Chapter 102 Irresponsible Extra 2
Irresponsible Extra: When Kanako Travels Back to the Gintama Theater (Part 2)
Look closely! This tired, naturally curly man in front of you is called Yin. He's currently drinking at the bar, claiming, "I'm having a bad day." (That kind of voice)
Dengse wiped the brand new wine glass and poured half of it: "I can understand your feelings a little bit."
Sakata Gintoki raised his eyelids lazily: "?"
"If my daughter turned from eight to eighteen in the blink of an eye, and I was not able to participate in the whole process, I would also feel sad." Deng Shi showed the expression of someone who had experienced it.
In the corner of the sofa not far from the bar, Kanako was smiling from ear to ear, and her face was dyed with a layer of bright colors under the light.
Deng Shi: "This drink is for you."
"Oh...wait a minute." Sakata Gintoki tactically slammed his hand on the table. "Who said I raised that girl like a daughter? You guys just added a setting for me without my permission!"
"Hasn't your care for enough people?" Deng Shi said, unsurprised. "I don't know who's got the nerve to ask me to buy rice on credit..."
Sakata Gintoki's eyes shifted. "Yeah, who knows? Maybe it's her father who has never appeared."
At this time, Xiaoyu was also pulled into the chat in the corner of the sofa and was showing Kanako her latest feature.
Xiaoyu spread her hands, and two holes appeared in her palms. Then, a round ball emerged from the hole in her left hand...
Xiaoyu switched her voice: "Dangdangdang—Quick News Receiver!"
It made a Doraemon sound effect.
Then a metal wire emerged from the hole on her right hand. Xiaoyu pulled it and said, "Please help me extend the antenna so that I can get a better signal."
Shimura Shinpachi: "...It's just a radio!"
Xiaoyu shook her head: "It's the latest product that goes the retro limited edition route."
"Isn't that still the case?!"
After a burst of noise, the host's voice finally came out from the retro limited edition news receiver.
[The following is a report from the Space Terminal.]
[We can see that the place is already packed with reporters, vying to be the first to interview the tourists from Tucao Planet...]
[Oh! He's out! The first person to set foot on Earth is the Rant Star Celestial Being. He—]
The sound stopped abruptly here, and the noise disappeared completely, as if the radio had jammed.
Just as Xiaoyu knocked on the radio to no avail and then simply ripped off half of the antenna, the rest of the news resounded throughout the room: [He's covered in so many things you want to complain about! It's simply impossible to find anything to say!]
Host: [You're worthy of being a local Tucao Star!]
Shimura Shinpachi interrupted, "That's enough! Stop making fun of other people's appearance!"
Xiaoyu closed the latest feature display.
On the other side, Kagura grabbed Kanako's sleeve and shook it with anticipation, saying, "Hey, auntie, come with me to a fan convention tomorrow!"
Kanako didn't understand: "Doujin Exhibition?"
"A fan convention is a fan-made re-creation of a work. It has nothing to do with the original work. It's mostly a fan party," Kagura explained to her. "Whether it's changing a happy ending to a complete blackened Be, or a complete death Be ending to an ultimate happy ending, that's all part of the charm of a fan convention."
"And during the big CP brawl before the finale, you can buy campaign products featuring beeps like blglbggb!"
Kanako's eyes were blank, as if she was lost in thought: "Is that what you mean..."
"Kagura! It's forbidden to buy things that will definitely be censored in Midorie! At least consider the fan authors who choose to publish their novels on romance channels!" Shimura Shinpachi shouted even louder.
Shimura Shinpachi was tired of shouting, and after taking a breath, he continued: "Even if you explain it this way, Kanako might find it difficult to understand--"
Kanako covered her mouth and chuckled, "I see. I see. In short, it's a large-scale [beep——] party event based on the original work's PLA."
Kagura clapped, "Oh! That's it!"
Shimura Shinpachi: Ahh ...
The next day.
Just as the clock turned to six, the door of the Yorozuya was kicked in. Kanako walked to the cupboard, opened the door, and lifted Kagura out with the quilt.
Kagura, still drooling while hugging her pillow, said: "...?"
"Kagura said we have to go there early to queue up, otherwise we will be surrounded by people like dumplings." Kanako said.
"Is that true..." Kagura turned over in the air, yawned and fell asleep again.
Kanako sighed and gave a helpless smile that said, "So that's how it is."
In the early morning before the sun fully rose, a dark shadow flashed across the rooftops of Kabukicho.
Flash, flash, flash again. Jumping back and forth between the rooftops at a speed that was almost impossible to catch with the naked eye.
Hattori Zenzo, who was delivering a pizza, noticed this and was horrified.
A figure with white hair and black clothes was seen carrying a package stuffed with necessities. His arms were raised, holding a thick blanket in his palms. It seemed that the person inside the blanket was sleeping very comfortably and peacefully...
Soon, Kanako found the venue of the fan exhibition according to the system's navigation.
However, they were not the first to arrive. There were three tents at the door.
Kanako:! ! !
Wrong decision!
She underestimated the average living standard of this world. If she had known this, she should have come to grab a seat last night!!
The snot bubble suddenly burst, and Kagura gradually woke up: "Ah? Are we leaving?"
“We’re already here.”
“!”
At that moment, the tent in the third row opened a crack, and Shimura Tae's cry was heard from inside: "This voice and quirk...it's indeed Kagura-chan."
Kanako and Kagura were invited to squeeze into the tent.
Seeing an acquaintance, Kagura took out the rice balls from her backpack and started eating breakfast without any burden. "It's actually A-mi and Xiao-jiu. I thought no one I know would come to teacher iivv's fan exhibition."
Yagyu Kyubei glanced at Kanako, and was obviously a little restrained: "I am Yagyu Kyubei."
Kanako responded politely: "I am Kanako, Kagura's mommy's biological sister. It's our first meeting. Next to you is my portable Tucao translator."
Shimura Tae, who had seen eight-year-old Kanako before, blinked and exclaimed: "By the way, is Kagura's aunt that big?"
The system scratched its head and said, "This is a bit complicated to explain..."
"Then let's just skip the boring explanation." Shimura Tae smiled brightly. "Well, I must have remembered it wrong before."
System: “…” Just hold on a little longer!
Kagura waved her hand: "Speaking of which, what characters do Ami and Xiaojiu like? Let me start by saying that my favorite is blueberry yogurt."
The system tiredly took on the role of translator: "Ryomen Sukuna."
Shimura Takashi thought for a moment and said, "I wasn't particularly interested in Shonen Jump myself... but I stumbled upon Xiaojiu watching it, so I stole a few glances. Since then, I've been hooked."
Facing Yagyu Kyubei's sudden blush of embarrassment, Shimura Tae kept smiling: "By the way, my favorite character is Mount Fuji."
The system was a little surprised: "It's Louhu, right?... To some extent, you both like cursed spirits, so you have a lot in common..."
Kagura continued to eat her breakfast. "Why do you like Mount Fuji, Aru? It lost the battle with blueberry yogurt, Aru."
“I don’t care much about the outcome. Sometimes the process is more important than the result.”
Shimura Tae suddenly uttered a profound truth, sparking deep reflection among the crowd. Then, they could hear her slowly continue, "Knowing my own strength wasn't enough to support my unfulfilled dream, I did my best to pave the way for those who would come after me—I'd do anything to reach that goal!—Isn't a line like that perfectly suited to being bullied and taught a lesson? Haha."
Hearing this, Kagura suddenly realized: "So it's an S attribute explosion."
Kanako: "Shake Ace."
The system covered its face and cried: "Don't say anymore, Louhu is too miserable."
"Where is Xiaojiu?" Kanako asked.
"My...my favorite character is..." Yagyu Kyubei clenched his fists, as if he had made up his mind, and said resolutely, "Explode the reality! Fan the spirit!"
system:?
"Exile from this world!!!" Yagyu Kyubei pressed his fingers on the eye mask and made an exaggerated gesture.
Kanako clapped along with everyone else, praising the standard of the movements.
Yagyu Kyubei bowed slightly. "Thank you all for your support. I've been practicing privately for a long time... I just wanted to do this. I'm afraid my character is different from the type you all like."
"You've walked into the wrong set! It's not just that you have different types of characters you like, it's that you're following the wrong anime at all!" the system screamed.
"Oh no," Shimura Tae said, covering his mouth. "It turns out we lined up in the wrong line for the fan exhibition."
He then stood up on the spot, dragging the tent and Kyuubi inside it with both hands and ran in the other direction of the road.
From an outside perspective, it looks like a tent with legs that is running away.
Shimura Tae: "See you today, Kanako and Kagura, come to my house for dinner some other day~"
Kanako said goodbye to the two of them, and then her expression changed in an instant as she turned her head away: "Tongbao, you seem to have forgotten something very important."
The system was stunned: "Huh?"
Kanako's expression was profound. "Why does everyone know about blueberry yogurt and Mount Fuji? Did you complain so smoothly that you forgot we were already on set?"
system:"……!"
"!!!" The system was shocked, "Could it be... Masaka!!"
Kanako crossed her arms and concluded, "Yes, that's right. The world of curse we live in here is mainly represented by a manga serialized in Shonen Jump."
"According to the plot, we shouldn't exist in this comic, but there will be plots from other messy parallel worlds."
Before she finished speaking, Kanako walked out of the tent, came to the display stand at the door, and then opened a page of comics.
Then I saw the narration broadcasting Ryomen Sukuna's victory declaration.
Kanako felt like she could beat it away by herself:?
It is indeed a comic about a parallel world line, and the cursed spirit still takes the path of victory.
And why is this painting a bit weird... Compared with the people in her world, it is far worse. The average appearance of everyone has dropped by two percentage points.
Just when Kanako was about to complain, Kagura rushed up from behind, cheering, "Auntie, the first prize at today's fan exhibition is a limited edition autographed photo of your choice!"
"We must win!"
Following their attention to the event rules posted on the notice board, Kanako's pupils shrank, and she quickly aroused her fighting spirit: "Okay, take first place!"
Because the two people just left, Kagura took over the third position. As the day grew brighter, more and more people lined up behind her. Kanako thought for a while and couldn't help but think: "The two people who entered first started earlier than us. Isn't it unfair?"
Kagura nodded her chin in approval, "You're right, Aru. Real competition should be fair, just and open."
Kagura tapped her left hand against her right: "It's decided. We will have a 'friendly' discussion with the people in the first two tents and stand parallel to the door."
System: "...Have you forgotten to consider the fairness of those behind you?"
"This is the limitation of your thinking, Atong." Kagura pointed at it, "On the battlefield, everyone is treated equally. Fairness must be earned by one's own efforts. This is also the test I leave for them!"
System: "What the hell!"
With a loud bang, Kanako stretched out her purple umbrella and opened both tents from the top.
The system, which was about to speak out to stop it, had no time to react at all, and its eyes went dark when it saw the person under the tent.
"Why is it Gin and Shinbaji?!"
"Aren't you two sleeping in at home!?" Kagura jumped out in disbelief.
“…” Sakata Gintoki, who was ranked first, and Shimura Shinpachi, who was ranked second, looked at each other.
Taking advantage of this short three-second pause, Sakata Gintoki quickly squeezed out tears and used his amazing acting skills from the press conference, performing five fake moves in one second, and finally shedding dynamic tears.
He yelled, his voice filled with grief and indignation: "Ku...kuo, Yin, why can't I be young again for my own sake?"
Shimura Shinpachi swallowed the rant that was on the tip of his tongue and continued haltingly, "That's what I mean! Even Chuunibyou can fall in love... I can feel the undying passion calling me!"
The two said in unison: "Teacher iivv, we also want an autographed photo!!"
Shimura Shinpachi urgently added: "The above statement does not represent the statement of any fan-affiliated team."
“Pah.”
The fan convention was about to begin. The organizer's front desk staff pushed open the door. A colleague shoved him to the front to cushion the pressure. A look of bewilderment washed over him. "This event is so exciting, with so many people participating. How could they have come because the autographed photo, the first-place prize, skyrocketed in price at yesterday's scheduled auction?"
Sakata Gintoki felt like his non-existent conscience was shot in the heart and wiped the sweat off his face silently.
The front desk staff was indifferent: "It's absolutely impossible that someone offered a VVVIP seat for the Temple Gate concert and asked to exchange it, and then some fans from there came here to act like a second dimension."
Shimura Shinpachi's fingertips trembled, and he prayed to Atong repeatedly in his heart to prove that he had absolutely no intention of changing his mind.
"The event will start in three hours, so don't worry about the order of entry. It will be conducted in the form of question-and-answer scoring." The front desk staff turned around and enthusiastically introduced the rules.
He glanced at the crowd in front of him, who had finally quieted down, and couldn't help but sigh, "I'm sure everyone here genuinely loves this work. There won't be any random people sneaking in for special purposes!"
Shimura Shinpachi couldn't stand it any longer: "Are you a reverse crow's mouth that can always come true? Shut up quickly——"
Shinpachi Shimura accidentally shouted too loudly and slipped while going up the stairs, hitting his forehead on the step.
The black glasses frame flew up, defying the laws of physics, and landed precisely on the passing system...
A white transparent ghost wearing glasses frames appeared.
Kagura suddenly blinked: "Ah."
Kanako also said: "Ah."
"Where did Tongbao/Xinbaji go?" The two hurriedly turned around to look for him.
"I'm here!... Hey, that's weird, why is my vision changing to the first-person perspective of my glasses..."
A moment later, Shimura Shinpachi let out a scream.
——The two most powerful sarcasm characters have joined forces!!!
At the same time, as if the front desk clerk's last half sentence had come true, Kanako felt a direct and hot gaze and turned around suddenly.
But in the huge crowd of people queuing, I only saw a sculpture of a Mediterranean alien holding an umbrella.
Kanako silently withdrew her gaze...
Then, in a flash, he kicked the human-shaped sculpture into the alley next door, so fast that the people queuing around only felt a gust of strong wind.
"Which sculpture holds an umbrella? It's you, the bald scumbag who kidnapped my sister and hasn't taken good care of my nephews and nieces!!"
Shen Huang, who took the kick head-on and didn't try to block it, covered his chest with his hands: "A familiar force... I can't be wrong, you really are..."
Kagura hurriedly turned into the alley: "Auntie! And... Daddy!?"
Xinghaifangzhu Shenhuang bowed deeply: "I'm sorry for not being able to take good care of her. It's my fault. If there is a chance to make amends, I will definitely be responsible for you, aunt -"
Kagura ruthlessly delivered another flying kick, "Reframe your words into something less likely to cause misunderstanding!"
"Sounds like the protagonist in one of those [beep——] manga works who collects harems~"
The one who arrived at the scene at this moment was the mighty one who wished his aunt would drop from the sky, beat his father into the ground and use him as fertilizer, and then have another good fight with his aunt.
The existing Night Rabbit family, from far away across the world to near and far before our eyes, has officially arrived.
Afu Rabbit didn't want to see this family actually fight, so he acted as a peacemaker: "Oh, right... everyone is here to get the first prize for some unknown event, right? That must be the case, right?"
Shenwei narrowed his eyes and smiled, repeating, "Oh, it's 'that unknown activity'."
Kagura yelled, "It's clearly the 'Guess the color of Gojo Satoru's underwear today' event!"
The system struggled to adapt to the new combined perspective with the glasses frame, and rushed over carrying Shinpachi Shimura. When it saw the scene in front of it, it almost turned around and flew away.
Xinghaifangzhu looked at Kagura and Kamui in disbelief, his expression rather complicated: "...Is the event you participated in...that kind of event?"
It's a fan exhibition. Kanako, with her ability to accurately summarize, surprisingly said, "Yes, it's a large-scale [beep] party based on the original work's PLA."
The old father's hanging heart finally died.
"Aunt...Forget about Kamui, but Kagura is still young. Don't destroy her beautiful and pure heart..." Kamiko held his forehead in pain.
Shenwei: “…”
Afuto folded his arms and nodded. "What Xinghaifangzhu and this 'aunt' said makes sense, but right now, no matter what, attending the [beep——] party is more important."
“——Aunt?” Shenwei punched the wall.
As the wall collapsed, his smile gradually disappeared: "Is that something you two can call me?"
【Author’s words】
Kanako: Auntie, I am the second mommy to my nephews and nieces. I dote on them and that’s what I say.
According to the setting, the different hair and eye colors are the result of the nutrient solution (Earth Dragon Veins) and some residual problems from past experiments. In fact, apart from the color, Kanako should be very similar to Jiang Hua.
The Yato family: refers to the three people who love each other... and Hoshikai Bouzu (buhi)
It's a special episode, so I won't worry about which storyline after Gintama it happened x
Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or provided me with nutrient solution between 2024-03-09 10:14:00 and 2024-03-11 12:35:27~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: Winnie 2 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support. I will continue to work hard!
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